darkSpyro

Work out here but not that hard and be quiet. If not I will call the cops

*works out*

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

*works out*

STOP INTIMIDATING THE OTHER GYM MEMBERS

*SOUNDS DEAFENING LUNK ALARM*

*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*works out the appropriate amount*

Quote: Rendar

*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops

*brings in an army of live chickens*

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Rendar

*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops

"Sorry suckers, I'm gonna go lift 90 pounds."

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

*brings in an army of live chickens*

*does nothing because i am used to having chickens in my gym*
wait...those young ladies are frightening the other gymgoers.
*BLARES LUNK ALARM ON CHICKENS*

Quote: Rendar

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Rendar

*Lifts 10 pound weights* "HWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sir i am going to ask you to leave or i will call the cops

"Sorry suckers, I'm gonna go lift 90 pounds."

sure as hell not in this gym. i'm calling the cops on you and you are banned for life

*brings in a dead rat* "This is what happens if you work out too hard!"

I want a beach bod but I'm too fat

"Don't work out too hard or you'll end up like this rat!"

Quote: Pokemon2

I want a beach bod but I'm too fat

you've come to the wrong place then. have some free pizza courtesy of planet fitness

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

"Don't work out too hard or you'll end up like this rat!"

*ACTIVATES LUNK ALARM AT DEAD RAT* excuse me you gym rat. you are gymtimidating the other patrons. get out now

yo bruh wanna get a slice of pizza after?

hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

Quote: Samius

Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't wear a tank top here and show off your big muscles. In fact I am terrified right now

*eats a bit*

listen, i am EXTREMELY thirsty, if i don't have this gallon of water with me i will die

Yes, the lunk alarm, the center of their judgement-free zone.

They have the dumbest like "motivational posters" set up around the entire gym that make fun of people who they would consider "lunks". I've been once with one of those bring a friend passes, and it happened to be on whatever day they served pizza. The smell of grease and warm tomato while I was trying to workout was the absolute worst. They also seem like they discourage much physical activity that's more than a brisk walk on the treadmill.
I've never been to a Gold's Gym that wasn't great though

What type is this gym? What does the badge look like? Is the gym leader’s name a pun?

Mehhhh. Youfit is way better and it's pretty much the same price.

Quote: Carmelita Fox

listen, i am EXTREMELY thirsty, if i don't have this gallon of water with me i will die

Get out of here lunk before I call the police.
*LUNK ALARM*

Quote: Samius

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Samius

Are you saying people deserve to be shamed by the lunk alarm because of what they wear? Come on, it's 2018.

Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You can't wear a tank top here and show off your big muscles. In fact I am terrified right now

Oh, now you want to take away my arms as well? Haven't you ever heard of the Second Amendment?

Listen, this gym is supposed to be a friendly environment. You are scaring the people walking on treadmills while eating pizza. I'm going to call the cops so you can gymtimidate them too.

http://fox5sandiego.com/2018/0...anet-fitness-2/

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS

ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ Strong.

Quote: Big Green

http://fox5sandiego.com/2018/0...anet-fitness-2/

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS

Probably DirtPrincess, judging by her complaints. *Brings in a classroom skeleton model*

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

Quote: Big Green

http://fox5sandiego.com/2018/0...anet-fitness-2/

WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS

Probably DirtPrincess, judging by her complaints. *Brings in a classroom skeleton model*

DirtPrincess was a lot more articulate by her complaints and I already banned her from this here Planet Fitness. Starting to suspect it is YOU.

I am a dude. Also, I haven't even been to San Diego. *brings in a salad*

Hey, I used to go to Planet Fitness! Sure they're pretty casual, but I loved how cheap they were. And the best part was how most of the members never actually went to the gym, so there were always lots of empty machines for me to use.

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

I am a dude. Also, I haven't even been to San Diego. *brings in a salad*

Quit bringing in these dangerous objects, lunk. Your days are numbered and I have revoked your gymbership 6 times.

Quote: Muffin Man

Hey, I used to go to Planet Fitness! Sure they're pretty casual, but I loved how cheap they were. And the best part was how most of the members never actually went to the gym, so there were always lots of empty machines for me to use.

Gonna have to ask you to quit talking, sir. It's scary, you must understand.

I want to be healthy, but I don't want to be a lunk for doing so. I have to stay fat then.

*Wears a tank top because it's a hot day*
*Brings lots of water for the same reason*
*Can't help but break out in song while working out*

Quote: Pokemon2

I want to be healthy, but I don't want to be a lunk for doing so. I have to stay fat then.

Come on in, we have pizza with pineapple. That's like fruit and veggies since pizza is a vegetable.

Quote: alicecarp

*Wears a tank top because it's a hot day*
*Brings lots of water for the same reason*
*Can't help but break out in song while working out*

*smashes the lunk alarm so hard I injure my hand*

*brings in a 100 gallon fish tank full of water, lifts it, and drinks it all without a shirt* Did I find any loopholes? I'm not wearing a tank top and did not bring in a jug of water. *drops a foam ball*

*eats the pizza*

*Brings pizza from elsewhere because pineapple on pizza is yucky*

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

*brings in a 100 gallon fish tank full of water, lifts it, and drinks it all without a shirt* Did I find any loopholes? I'm not wearing a tank top and did not bring in a jug of water. *drops a foam ball*

*the police show up and ****ing kill you without a second thought*

Quote: Pokemon2

*eats the pizza*

good

Quote: alicecarp

*Brings pizza from elsewhere because pineapple on pizza is yucky*

That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*

Cool, I'm a ghost now, so I can haunt Planet Fitness uninterrupted. *vomits water on a treadmill*

*eats a chocolate bar*

Quote: Big Green

That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*

Who said I brought more than one pizza?

Also, your avatar makes your posts funnier to read.

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

Cool, I'm a ghost now, so I can haunt Planet Fitness uninterrupted. *vomits water on a treadmill*

Enjoy this round until I call the Ghostbusters, lunk.

Quote: alicecarp

Quote: Big Green

That is okay as long as you eat it...wait a minute...you are awfully strong carrying in all this pizza *presses lunk alarm*

Who said I brought more than one pizza?

Also, your avatar makes your posts funnier to read.

OK maybe you are not a lunk but be careful showing such impressive feats of strength such as carrying an entire pizza by yourself across such a long distance.

I guess I can do one more thing before the Ghostbusters arrive. *Brings in an army of rats and smashes them all violently with weights and leaves*

-press alarm button-

I got weight loss while training

*eats KFC*

-drink green tea-

*quietly sits in a corner with bag of cheetos*

Can you change the music in here? This nu-age ghetto rap garbage suxxx, i wuz born in duh rong genurration

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018...police-say.html

Does what this guy did.