darkSpyro

These kind of topics are always fun. Let's see where this goes.

occasionally eat dog and cat food

okay here's a wild one

>be young me
>watching fairly odd parents
>the episode with wanda's dad
>there's this running joke where he says "ya gonna sleep with the fishes" and makes a bunch of fish fall on cosmo
>*jimmy fallon laughing*
>i somehow think that "sleep with the fishes" meant sleeping with literal fish
>go to grandparents house
>there's a shooting star
>"make a wish!"
>remember my grandpa likes fishing
>"i wish you'd sleep with the fishes, grandpa!"
>mfw

>wrote a story about divorce in the 3rd grade.
>school gets suspicious and thinks my parents are getting divorced.
>i get sent to counselling
>mom finds out
> for some reason school didnt tell parents until after counselling started
>mom tells me that its ok to write those kinds of stories, just not at school

my parents werent getting divorced, i just thought it would be an interesting story! D:

funny enough, when i was getting bullied to the point of crying, the school did absolutely nothing.

gg guys

I persuaded a kid to stick the middle finger at another in kindergarten.

I got bamboozled into joining a girl gang in elementary school

I sat on eggs thinking I could hatch them

i juggled eggs thinking i could juggle them

I was born.

Literally everything I did as a kid.

I broke into my neighbors house when playing spy and they were at the table and offered me a bag of chips and my mom told me to apologize but i refused because i saved the world.

I got stuck under a chair

No seriously, I somehow crammed myself in there, and was stuck, they had to deisassemble the chair just to get me out

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Probably the dumbest thing I did was losing my virginity at only 14-years-old. At the time I was happy about it, but looking back at it it's not one of my proudest moments. :/

Alright, can I just vent a bit here

Why are people these days so sex hungry like

What is so sexy about the chance to get a ****ing life-threatening desease

Although, maybe it's just my school

EDIT:Not ****ing on you Sess, just talking about something that personally annoys me

Tried to kiss a snapping turtle and ended up with a torn lip

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occasionally eat dog and cat food

i can't take this this post seriously with my current pfp lmao

I used to sneak out a lot as a kid with friends of mine. We would get an older sibling usually to drop us off downtown when we were like 13 in the middle of the night. I guess we were loud and annoying enough that we weren't kidnapping.

I was an autistic **** back in middle school and majorly creeped on girls because I was an awkward **** who didn't have good social skills

I kept texting the first girl I ever got the number of random **** in order to get her to talk to me. It was really cringey and I feel so bad to this day that I was such a dumbass. In some respects, I’m still just as autistic today, but middle school was sooooo bad