darkSpyro

Lanky 3:16: He had neither style nor grace and yet still, he managed to keep a continuous funny face

Donkey 5:8: His coconut gun fired in spurts, as the Kremlins would soon realize; it was gonna hurt

Japes 7:12: He came back: bigger, faster aswell as stronger too, and what the others would soon discover was that the legends, myths and rumors that had long gone on were true and that he was, in fact, the first member of the D.K. Crew

Chunky 9:15: And the Lord Lanky from here on did declare that his son would be strong and bring up no humor to those that bared their ears to such, and thus crocodilian creatures of anthropomorphic features scream undoubtedly for their maternal figure

Which is your favorite verse?

Cranky 23:19: And the lord lanky did declare, let there be walnuts and peanuts. may those who believe smell the scent of pineapple. let the hungry feast on the grapes, melons, and oranges from the lord lanky. Coconut Shells.

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