darkSpyro

It's called... AMERICA. Not that Little America movie he's trying to get made or that awful America: Imagine a world without her. It's just titled AMERICA but what is it about?

2 to 3 hours of non-stop action of muscly military men shooting guns and yelling while explosions explode around them. No really! That's just it. There will be no indication where the film's set but everything will be on fire from start to finish, we don't know who the characters are, who or what they're shooting at or why this is all happening. No structure, no breathing room and no story. The closest to dialogue is a military general yelling incoherent noises with cuts of men up close as they fire their machines guns at something we don't see. Okay, maybe we'll have some soliders just saying Bro over and over without context. The camera will be shaking so hard and the editing is so fast, you mightn't see the American flag if you blink because there will be about 6 frames of action before cutting to another 6 frames and so on. To indicate the ending, everything explode louder and faster and it'll cut abruptly to black with no ending. And the credits roll to that theme song in Team America: World Police except it's just "AMERICA!" before the "**** Yeah!" and it's just a 10 minute loop of "AMERICA!" over and over.

And that's AMERICA. The Michael Bay film to end all Michael Bay films, so what do you think of my idea? The budget might require 5 billion dollars since it will be just 2-3 hour visual assault worth of explosions and men screaming, who will all need medical attention when they're injured from explosion and hurting their throats.

It would sound cooler if it involved nuclear weapons and one of those European islands...