darkSpyro

alex: Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce you all to the must watch DPW! *theme sets off* THIS MUSIC THAT MUST MEAN ITS SP OUR DPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COMING TO THE RING!

sP: "While this may be the first episode of DPW I must tell all you people how slimy this city is and their local sports team SUCKS. I am somePerson and I am your DPW WORLD HEEAVY CHAMPION! I demand respect but all I ever get is boos. How about I give you all a boot to the ass tonight because you are dealing with the real deal here folks. Now I am holding an open invential match for this title right on my shoulder so if any vanilla midgets from the back want to come out to get their asses kicked come out."


Do you want to be a wrestler? If so please post below and I will set up your character and book how you win/lose! Because remember wrestling is fake

Champions:
DPW World Heavyweight Champion: somePerson
DPW Intercontinental Champion: HeyitsHotDog
DPW Tag Team Champions: Big Green and Rendar
DPW Junior Champion: King-Pen Krazy

Roster:
Bryman04
Carmelita Fox
Crash10
dark52
dark girl
Big Green
emeraldzoroark
HeyitsHotDog
King-Pen Krazy
Lunarz
Pokemon2
Rendar
Sesshomaru75
somePerson
Spyro Fanatic
ZapNorris

yea ok

*theme sets off Light flashes from the entrance ramp and out comes ZapNorris*

alex: "its.... its ZapNorris"

ZN: Yo somePerson you are one poopy pants bro. While you are from the nerd town of nobody cares here in *city here* we all rock to the jam of my MAMA!

*ZapNorris dances sexually in front of somePerson*

sP: "Who do you think you are. You disgusting piece of human garbage. I am your champion and you must be stupid to think that you can beat me in a match. How about this. If you can win your match tonight I will consider you a viable contender to my title."

*somePerson stares at ZapNorris and walks away slowly but suddenly turns around and gives ZapNorris an elbow to the face*

*ZapNorris blocks it with his arm and body slams somePerson into the ground and does a running senton on him*

ZN: "You ain't funk nor my mama!"

theme sets off

Big Green and I are tag team champions! We will take control of this organization!

alex: its time for some tag team action!

*theme* *out comes Big Green and Rendar with the tag team belts*

alex: It's Big Green and Rendar our TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Junior Champion baby

As we enter, our theme song plays:

Rendar: All you idiots out here don't know who you are messing with!!!

*I flip off the crowd*

*I ENTER AND ALSO GERMAN SUPLEX THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE*

*theme* *out comes dark girl and dark52*

alex: its the dark messiah!

*dark girl and dark52 stare at their opponents with an evil glare as fire sets off behind them*

*RING RING RING*

*dark52 and Rendar start the match. Rendar looks scared and distances himself from dark. dark stands at his corner glaring without fear. rendar runs towards dark but gets immediately clotheslined. Rendar jumps back up but dark punches him in the face. Rendar backs away and tags in Big Green. Big Green goes for a clothesline dark but dark sees it coming and avoids it. dark goes for a punch but Big Green punches dark in the head first and holds him up for a german supplex. Big Green tosses dark across the ring and starts beating him senseless. the ref stops the endless mass of punches and forces Big Green off. dark looks stunned and tags in dark girl. darkgirl goes in for a takedown but Big Green overpowers her and german supplexes her across the ring.*

I guess I'll join

*Big Green is looking strong until dark girl chops her chest. Big Green stunned swings but misses and finds herself to be in a back breaker. dark girl holds Big Green to her corner and tags in dark for a double supplex.*

Ref: 1... 2... *Kickout*

*dark in control of the match big boots Big Green in the face with authority. Big Green falls down and dark gives her a leg drop.*

Ref: 1... 2... *Kickout*

*Big Green is desperate for a tag but dark is overpowering her. Finally Rendar distracts the ref allowing Big Green go for a low blow to dark. Rendar gets tagged in and does the worm to dark.

Ref: 1... 2... *Kickout*

*Rendar looks dazzled and sets up dark to the corner of the ring.*

Alex: Is RENDAR GOING FOR THE BRONCO BUSTER!

*dark girl charges towards Rendar and tackles him. Big Green rams dark girl out of the ring. dark stands behind big green and goes for a chokeslam but Big Green reverses it into a supplex. With dark in the corner Big Green gives him a stinkface and then Rendar gives him a bronco buster.

Ref: 1... 2... 3!

theme

*Rendar spits in dark's face and flips off the crowd. Big Green and Rendar both walk back from the ring.*

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

Quote: Bryman04

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

Hmmmm.

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Quote: Bryman04

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

Hmmmm.

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: Bryman04

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

mating press?

I just realized i still have the butt profile pic making this ten times...well... lol

Quote: Bryman04

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

I want to guestbook this so bad

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*theme Sesshomaru75 walks out to the ring with the Intercontinental title*

Sess: If you don't know who I am I am your Intercontinental champion. You people see me and think to yourselves "how can we be as good". Well you can't and I will prove it by defeating my opponent right now. In fact I will win so easily that I am putting my title on the line! COME OUT HERE!

*theme* *HeyitsHotDog comes out*

HiHD: Sess, sess, sess. You call yourself a champion yet I don't think you have ever won a match? If your'e so good at wrestling how about you challenge me? A GOD. You may hold that title around your waist but whats a pathetic man against a GOD!

*HiHD walks to ring and prepares for the match*

i want to stone cold stunner someone

did you type roster wrong as a meme cuz this is a roasting wrestling match

Quote: Lunarz

did you type roster wrong as a meme cuz this is a roasting wrestling match

- - -

*HiHD and Sess square off in the ring. Sess charges at HiHD but hits the ring post. HiHD goes for a school boy pin*

Ref:1... 2... 3

*Ring ring ring*

theme

*HiHD quickly exists the ring and laughs while being handed the belt. Sess is in awe that he lost his first title defense*

Alex: Well folks HeyitsHotDog the Demi GOD proved to Sess the Demon of Tomorrow that he is not worth the title.

I'll join

Quote: Bryman04

I want a male bod to pin me down and press against me

be careful what you wish for

Joining

I shall join also, here’s my theme song.

theme

*Spyro Fanatic comes out gabs a mic*

SF: You Americans disgust me. Back in my homeland of England I would be reviving kisses to my feet. Now I demand all of you plebeians to bow down to me. In fact let me list off reasons why you Americans suck. Reason number 1, you people stink. Reason 2, you people are fat. Reason 3 you pea-

theme

*ZapNorris comes out to the ring and prepares for the match*