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Hypothetically...

Two days ago, you almost died. However, before you actually died, Satan appeared and gave you an offer. He said that he would let you live, but only if you accepted a consequence, which he did not tell you. Panicked by the thought of death, you blindly accept his offer. He then tells you the consequence: you will instead die two days later, and whoever you see last, real or fictional, will be together with you for eternity.

You are saved. Satan clears your mind so you forget the pact, and you continue as normal for the next two days, completely unaware that you almost died. Everything is going absolutely fine.

Now your two days are up. Still unaware, you're browsing darkSpyro as you reach your point of certain death, and stumble upon "Another AmbushFan topic.". Bored, you open the topic and read it. Then, suddenly-



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