Cooking soup in the washing machine.
Eating Tide Pods, you dumb little ****s.
Shaving your bottom in the library.
Licking cats.
Drying your hair in a microwave.
Joining the butt tickling clan.
Talking to me after I eat cookies, I’m sorry.
Ask dark52 to fetch my morning paper. He never did

Boop doggo snoots when they angry face.
Fart during the moment of silence at church.
Fall asleep at work with your pants down.
I’ll go home now. Oh wait, I live in my car

Also, I’ve dubbed McDonalds as Ronald the rape clown’s McTickle Shop.
Poop shuffle time.