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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#1 Posted: 02:01:33 08/01/2018 | Topic Creator
You win 5 million dollars from the Publisher Sweepstakes and the same day that big ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're gonna blow up the world in 2 days. What do you do?
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:01:48 08/01/2018 by DragonCamo
kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#2 Posted: 02:07:22 08/01/2018
Bribe the aliens duh
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#3 Posted: 02:11:36 08/01/2018
Well..... the way those sweepstakes work, you either get all the money at once and have it taxed all to hell to barely get anything, or have it pay out slowly over time to face less taxes (IIRC). No matter what, you won't have the money before those 2 days are up thanks to government nonsense.

So.... curse God that of course the answer to all my financial problems solves literally nothing as I'll die anyway and can't even use the money to stop it.
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Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#4 Posted: 02:22:45 08/01/2018
Buy whatever I want 'cause I'll be dead in two days anyway.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#5 Posted: 02:41:36 08/01/2018
I laugh because I would be reminded of the time my brother unintentionally trolled the hell out of some guy claiming to be from Publisher's Clearing House
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