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#1 Posted: 03:09:14 06/01/2018 | Topic Creator
So, a while back, I talked a bit about how Nintendo should put more focus on the waifu aspect of their hit franchise Fire Emblem. Of course, the easiest and best way to do this is to enhance out interaction with said waifus - i.e. letting us touch their boobs. They need to make this as realistic as possible in order to make it work, otherwise we would be left with a janky mess that would leave us dissapointed. There is one waifu in particular who I would like to see this done with. You guessed it - Lucina.
As of Fire Emblem Awakening, the thirteenth installment in their franchise - which is ironic since thirteen is often considered an unlucky number, though Awakening brought forth many changes to the series that made it much better - Lucina is shown has having tiny boobs. This is nothing to fear. With the existence of such great plot devices as the Outrealms, it would be easy to come up with a reason for her boobs to suddenly become much larger. Larger boobs equals better fun times.
The only problem is this: how do Nintendo come up with a way to implement a way of realistically stimulating the feel of boobs? I do not know, but with the improvement of technology in recent years, I believe it is entirely possible. So, all that remains is to enlarge Lucina's boobs. This is particularly important since Lucina is undisputably the superior waifu out of all characters from the Fire Emblem franchise. Inferiors such as Camilla and Tharja are unimportant, and I do not care whether or not they are even included in this simulator.
Yes, Lucina - and Lucina alone - is the only waifu who is important. Most importantly, as I said, is that her boobs must be enlarged in future titles. Her current boobs are too small. I will admit, however, that boobs are not the only thing that must be taken into account when deciding whether or not someone is hot. Her beautiful blue hair and personality are also part of what makes her such an amazing character. But, boobs are more important. Personality, for example, means nothing when you're down on the bed making her howl like a wolf.
Especially if my Nintendo make a simulator that allows us to touch her boobs. I have mentioned this earlier. But, much like personality, it is not the only important thing. It is, however, the most important thing. Regardless, I would be satisfied enough if they gave some closeups on her (hopefully enlarged) boobs in the next game - not perfect, but it would be enough, I think. Or just anything that allows us to see her boobs more.
The main message I am trying to get across here, is that boobs are good. Especially Lucina's boobs. They are flat, but there are ways around this. That is another thing I have discussed. And, of course, a realistic simulator that allows us to touch her boobs. Such a thing needs to be realistic. If it is not immersive, than I am sure many of us will be disappointed, and that is not good. But, we know what is good - boobs. Lucina's boobs. Which is why we need to focus on them more (and enlarge them).
Now, I've said all there is to be said. I shouldn't repeat myself to get across a point that I have already covered well in six paragraphs. So, tell me, what do you think? Am I accurate in my views? I think so. After all, with such a thing as boobs (and Lucina), it is important we take them seriously. We cannot let such natural beauty go unnoticed. Which is why Nintendo must focus on them more, not this grid-based strategy I'm sure so many hate. It is pointless and out of place.
Ah, strategy. That is another thing I forgot to mention. So, before I go, I'll say one more thing. Long ago, before it became the dating sim we know and love, they focused on this thing called strategy. Planning actions to defeat an enemy. This was ridiculous, and I am glad they decided to focus more on the waifu aspect in later installments. Words cannot describe how bad that was. Good waifus, boob simulation, that's what we need. Not strategy. Yes, waifus... they are what made Fire Emblem great. They gave us Lucina.
All is good now. But a good thing can become better, which is entirely possible if we focus even more on the waifu aspect. Particularly Lucina's boobs. We must enhance them, focus on them, that is important. Because they are good. Not the strategy balderdash I mentioned previously, that is bad - boobs are good. So we must focus on Lucina's, they are the best boobs of them all.
The end... I think this makes ten paragraphs, counting this one. Averaging out ot five lines each. Well, can't say I didn't keep my promise. Y'all had better be happy. Also, I started running out of characters left by the ninth paragraph, which is why they got shorter. Anyway... yes, that's about ten paragraphs on Lucina's boobs.
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