darkSpyro

Twas the night before Christmas, or a few nights before,
Maybe it was yesterday, I’m not really sure;
I decided to wait for December 24th
By sitting down to watch Norm of the North;

I decided to watch it while lying in bed,
Now people will assume I’m not well in the head;
“This won’t be so bad” I thought to myself,
“Maybe the DVD will look good on my shelf”,

And since I have to put a pun in here somewhere,
This movie was something I just could not bear.
The lemmings were there and to no surprise,
I wanted to stab myself in between the eyes.

From 25 seconds of rodent urine,
To the stupid people, I was not doing fine,
No one could tell that this guy with much hair,
Was very clearly a white polar bear,

Literally everyone except this one girl,
Was probably blind, I wanted to hurl.
Even the villain could not save the day,
Since his plan was so stupid he should just go away;

We later find out that the hero’s grandfather,
Is eighty years old, or something or other,
But the longest a polar bear lived was 45,
So technically he should not still be alive.

There’s literally a scene where a guy drowns in ice,
But no one seems to even bat their eyes,
The visuals weren’t great, but they were alright,
Still much better than the movie Foodfight.

The main villain just seems to want real estate,
But he doesn’t notice that the plan will deflate,
The ice will soon melt and he’ll be sued,
His plan is stupid, not to be rude.

Apparently Norm and his old man,
Can talk to humans when no-one else can;
This is never explained or even addressed,
It’s another thing this movie has messed.

There’s literally a point where the main villain records
And edits Norm’s voice in front of the hoards
All the people now believe that this “man”,
Completely supports this real estate plan;

There’s probably some bits that I’m forgetting,
But just thinking about it, I’m clearly regretting;
This movie was honestly such a bore,
Perhaps only second to what I mentioned before.

I urge you to not watch this on your own,
Maybe get friends, just not while alone;
This isn’t exactly a fate worse than death,
If I were to find one, it’s not found yet;

I still don’t know why I watched this,
It leads to believe that something’s amiss,
I’m glad I don’t have to watch it this Eve,
If someone played this, I would just leave;

So there’s my opinion, my thoughts, my review,
I thought I’d give them all to you.
I hope the holidays are happy and bright,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL...

Reveal Spoiler

this movie is bad

Quote: emeraldzoroark

Twas the night before Christmas, or a few nights before,
Maybe it was yesterday, I’m not really sure;
I decided to wait for December 24th
By sitting down to watch Norm of the North;

I decided to watch it while lying in bed,
Now people will assume I’m not well in the head;
“This won’t be so bad” I thought to myself,
“Maybe the DVD will look good on my shelf”,

And since I have to put a pun in here somewhere,
This movie was something I just could not bear.
The lemmings were there and to no surprise,
I wanted to stab myself in between the eyes.

From 25 seconds of rodent urine,
To the stupid people, I was not doing fine,
No one could tell that this guy with much hair,
Was very clearly a white polar bear,

Literally everyone except this one girl,
Was probably blind, I wanted to hurl.
Even the villain could not save the day,
Since his plan was so stupid he should just go away;

We later find out that the hero’s grandfather,
Is eighty years old, or something or other,
But the longest a polar bear lived was 45,
So technically he should not still be alive.

There’s literally a scene where a guy drowns in ice,
But no one seems to even bat their eyes,
The visuals weren’t great, but they were alright,
Still much better than the movie Foodfight.

The main villain just seems to want real estate,
But he doesn’t notice that the plan will deflate,
The ice will soon melt and he’ll be sued,
His plan is stupid, not to be rude.

Apparently Norm and his old man,
Can talk to humans when no-one else can;
This is never explained or even addressed,
It’s another thing this movie has messed.

There’s literally a point where the main villain records
And edits Norm’s voice in front of the hoards
All the people now believe that this “man”,
Completely supports this real estate plan;

There’s probably some bits that I’m forgetting,
But just thinking about it, I’m clearly regretting;
This movie was honestly such a bore,
Perhaps only second to what I mentioned before.

I urge you to not watch this on your own,
Maybe get friends, just not while alone;
This isn’t exactly a fate worse than death,
If I were to find one, it’s not found yet;

I still don’t know why I watched this,
It leads to believe that something’s amiss,
I’m glad I don’t have to watch it this Eve,
If someone played this, I would just leave;

So there’s my opinion, my thoughts, my review,
I thought I’d give them all to you.
I hope the holidays are happy and bright,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL...

Reveal Spoiler

this movie is bad

I better win. I had to watch Norm of the North for this.

Quote: wspyro

i could go for a crystal pepsi rn

and i could go for a fat dick in my ass right about now but we dont all get what we want now do we

I want to guestbook this so bad, but it's probably best to act like none of this ever happened

Just wonderin