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Open complaint to Santa.
AmbushFan Blue Sparx Gems: 919
#1 Posted: 20:08:53 25/12/2017 | Topic Creator
You are a ****ing liar and should be ashamed of yourself.

What's all this bull**** about "making wishes come true" and all that crap? Like you'd ever care, all the stuff you get is brought from Walmart or wherever. Don't think I don't know. I mean, why else would they put on all these fancy sales and ****? It's a ****ing capitalist scam and you're part of it.

"Oh, I'll just get little Jimmy something vaguely similar to what he asked for and ne can get what he actually wanted during the sales." No, just no. This sickens me deeply you greedy fat ****. All these poor children who didn't get their favourite Transformer for Christmas, because you thought that crappy knock-off from the dollar store would suffice. It doesn't.

What happened to the Santa I was told about? A kind and generous man, giving all to those who have none, but instead you're this capitalist pig? Because we all know that it's no coincidence that Tyrone gets all the stuff he wants when Jimmy gets nothing, because Tyrone has rich parents and Jimmy doesn't. You're in it for the money.

Well, **** you. I'm not putting up with this anymore. Not only have you ruined everyone's Christmas by being a huge ****ing ***got, but you did it in the most cruel way possible. And you didn't make my wish come true, either - Girls und Panzer still doesn't exist in real life.
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KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#2 Posted: 22:52:21 25/12/2017
Idk if I should report this for obvious censorship of specific cuss words (based on the bleeped out part and/or the letters afterwords)
or eat popcorn
or say the truth about Santa


So I will do 2 of the 3


Santa is
dead. The person Santa is based off of use to exist but he wasn't magical nor did he have tiny little elves and flying reindeer. I mean seriously, what kind of guy gives little presents to children, knows when they are sleeping or awake, eats your food, and asks your child to sit on his lap.
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5890
#3 Posted: 23:03:00 25/12/2017
Yeah my parents could never sufficiently explain why Santa gets poor people crappy presents. Like my friend down the street already had a Super Nintendo and a Nintendo 64 but Santa still got him a Playstation for Christmas. Whereas all I got was some cheap dollar store toys.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 23:03:46 25/12/2017 by Muffin Man
KrystalLBX Emerald Sparx Gems: 3271
#4 Posted: 23:06:37 25/12/2017
Quote: Muffin Man
Yeah my parents could never sufficiently explain why Santa gets poor people crappy presents. Like my friend down the street already had a Super Nintendo and a Nintendo 64 but Santa still got him a Playstation for Christmas. Whereas all I got was some cheap dollar store toys.


I mean isn't it obvious? Santa hates poor people and loves overworking Elves for little pay.
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cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#5 Posted: 00:40:05 26/12/2017
lets impeach santa
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