No, you fool! Watch a better movie like Highlander instead!
Seriously though, Highlander was actually really good, definitely better than whatever crap Hollywood has been pulling out nowadays. Your loss if you decide not to watch it.
Or you may just be a cherophobic masochist who hates fun.
Twas the night before Christmas, or a few nights before,
Maybe it was yesterday, I’m not really sure;
I decided to wait for December 24th
By sitting down to watch Norm of the North;
I decided to watch it while lying in bed,
Now people will assume I’m not well in the head;
“This won’t be so bad” I thought to myself,
“Maybe the DVD will look good on my shelf”,
And since I have to put a pun in here somewhere,
This movie was something I just could not bear.
The lemmings were there and to no surprise,
I wanted to stab myself in between the eyes.
From 25 seconds of rodent urine,
To the stupid people, I was not doing fine,
No one could tell that this guy with much hair,
Was very clearly a white polar bear,
Literally everyone except this one girl,
Was probably blind, I wanted to hurl.
Even the villain could not save the day,
Since his plan was so stupid he should just go away;
We later find out that the hero’s grandfather,
Is eighty years old, or something or other,
But the longest a polar bear lived was 45,
So technically he should not still be alive.
There’s literally a scene where a guy drowns in ice,
But no one seems to even bat their eyes,
The visuals weren’t great, but they were alright,
Still much better than the movie Foodfight.
The main villain just seems to want real estate,
But he doesn’t notice that the plan will deflate,
The ice will soon melt and he’ll be sued,
His plan is stupid, not to be rude.
Apparently Norm and his old man,
Can talk to humans when no-one else can;
This is never explained or even addressed,
It’s another thing this movie has messed.
There’s literally a point where the main villain records
And edits Norm’s voice in front of the hoards
All the people now believe that this “man”,
Completely supports this real estate plan;
There’s probably some bits that I’m forgetting,
But just thinking about it, I’m clearly regretting;
This movie was honestly such a bore,
Perhaps only second to what I mentioned before.
I urge you to not watch this on your own,
Maybe get friends, just not while alone;
This isn’t exactly a fate worse than death,
If I were to find one, it’s not found yet;
I still don’t know why I watched this,
It leads to believe that something’s amiss,
I’m glad I don’t have to watch it this Eve,
If someone played this, I would just leave;
So there’s my opinion, my thoughts, my review,
I thought I’d give them all to you.
I hope the holidays are happy and bright,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL...
Is someone livestreaming their Strange Chest openings? I'd recommend just getting into the Coliseum and picking them up yourself, but you might have missed the registration window. That's fine. I can save some familiars for you.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Is someone livestreaming their Strange Chest openings? I'd recommend just getting into the Coliseum and picking them up yourself, but you might have missed the registration window. That's fine. I can save some familiars for you.
I'm drowning in Painted Marionettes, familiars won't be an issue - and I've been selling every Smirch scroll for being such a disappointment of a spooky gene. Nocturne scrolls and eggs, on the other hand...
--- SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Is someone livestreaming their Strange Chest openings? I'd recommend just getting into the Coliseum and picking them up yourself, but you might have missed the registration window. That's fine. I can save some familiars for you.
I'm drowning in Painted Marionettes, familiars won't be an issue - and I've been selling every Smirch scroll for being such a disappointment of a spooky gene. Nocturne scrolls and eggs, on the other hand...
I’m saving all my Smirches. Hopefully they’ll inflate in price later in the year and I can get away with selling them for more than...what’re they going for now, 25g or something? Though all this new Marketplace apparel is burning holes in my wallet!
They will, but it's not popular enough to rise that much so I'm not stockpiling a whole lot. It's no Runes or Capsule, that's for sure. Strange Chests are flying off the shelves tho, half for me half for the AH so I can get me some gem gene scrolls before the end of the year.
--- SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Your poem was so bad you derailed the thread, I guess. Shame on you.
Anyway, you really should watch a better movie next time. Like Highlander. Or anything, really - no more crappy anime or Hollywood trash. Save yourself before it's too late.
Make dragons **** until you get the colors you want then send everyone else to war
Or live dangerously and find unwanted children from other lairs to get your perfect parentless lizard boy
(there is other stuff to do like a mini-RPG, minigames, community stuff and trading, but that's the main mechanic)
--- SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Make dragons **** until you get the colors you want then send everyone else to war
Or live dangerously and find unwanted children from other lairs to get your perfect parentless lizard boy
(there is other stuff to do like a mini-RPG, minigames, community stuff and trading, but that's the main mechanic)
So is it a videogame? Oh I get. Is it for PC?
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Bruh
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Browser game, like Neopets. In fact, it was made as an attempt to rescue the magic of Neopets since that one's dying a slow death. The art director of the site is also well known for her books on drawing cartoon dragons(on the US, never heard of Undel before that myself), so the art style already had good names behind it.
--- SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Browser game, like Neopets. In fact, it was made as an attempt to rescue the magic of Neopets since that one's dying a slow death. The art director of the site is also well known for her books on drawing cartoon dragons(on the US, never heard of Undel before that myself), so the art style already had good names behind it.
Not my kind of game, but it's nice Neopets fans have an alternative. Seems like a lot of users here like the game, maybe because of the dragon theming.
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:03:33 20/12/2017 by Crash10
Browser game, like Neopets. In fact, it was made as an attempt to rescue the magic of Neopets since that one's dying a slow death. The art director of the site is also well known for her books on drawing cartoon dragons(on the US, never heard of Undel before that myself), so the art style already had good names behind it.
Not my kind of game, but it's nice Neopets fans have an alternative. Seems like a lot of users here like the game, maybe because of the dragon theming.
I feel personally attacked.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Browser game, like Neopets. In fact, it was made as an attempt to rescue the magic of Neopets since that one's dying a slow death. The art director of the site is also well known for her books on drawing cartoon dragons(on the US, never heard of Undel before that myself), so the art style already had good names behind it.
Not my kind of game, but it's nice Neopets fans have an alternative. Seems like a lot of users here like the game, maybe because of the dragon theming.
Not my kind of game, but it's nice Neopets fans have an alternative. Seems like a lot of users here like the game, maybe because of the dragon theming.
I feel personally attacked.
#DragonLivesMatter
#TankLivesMatter
...This is an AmbushFan post, what did you expect? Go somewhere else if you want decent quality.
So everyone thought the beautiful poem I made was so trash they mad this Flight Rising 15. Cool.
The moral of this story? Poems are the demonspawn of Gay Hell Satan and must never be written unless you want to incur his wrath and have him **** fury upon the hordes of Cain.
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