darkSpyro

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand daddy’s cummies. The cummies are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the cummies will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the cummies themselves, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Christopher George Latore Wallace‘s literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these cummies, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike daddy’s cummies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Daddy’s existential catchphrase “YES YES YES DADDY LIKES!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Daddies and “Daughters”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daddy’s genius cummies unfolds itself on their faces. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cummy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the daddy’s eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid!

i love cummies, but not daddie's cummies.


People who say daddy to their baes is really weird, like, it's real creepy to me. Especially when they got a good relationship with their dad.

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Best poem ever.

Quote: TheToyNerd

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand daddy’s cummies. The cummies are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the cummies will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the cummies themselves, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Christopher George Latore Wallace‘s literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these cummies, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike daddy’s cummies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Daddy’s existential catchphrase “YES YES YES DADDY LIKES!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Daddies and “Daughters”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daddy’s genius cummies unfolds itself on their faces. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cummy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the daddy’s eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid!

Have you ever considered writing a book?

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most of the cummies will go over a typical viewer’s head.

This is giving me terrible mental images.

I get those cummies just fine, tbh.

Surprised that no one has gotten my “clever” rap reference I hid in there, lol.

This is scary...

oh no child what is you done

Quote: parisruelz12

alright if i ever read the phrase "daddies cummies" again on this forum, im gonna suspend y'all so fast it'll make ur head ****ing spin.

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Quote: Seiki

Quote: parisruelz12

alright if i ever read the phrase "daddies cummies" again on this forum, im gonna suspend y'all so fast it'll make ur head ****ing spin.

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I wouldn’t care if I got Gnorc’d tbh. This place is starting to trigger some weird anxieties of mine