darkSpyro

Topic for jokes and stuff. I'll start.

An old woman well along in her years had married many men - a millionaire, a magician, an undertaker and a race car driver. She gave a reason for it to her friend at a retirement home:

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!

It's a bit grim to begin with, but it's a jolly one.

So there's three nuns in a car, they crash and they die. They go to Heaven and arrive at the pearly gates, where Saint Peter awaits their approach. "You three ladies are worthy of entering the Kingdom of God, but let me test your devotion. Answer me these questions three, and I shall grant you entry."
Saint Peter asks the first nun, "When Judas Iscariot was found hanged, what became of him?"
"He became the first vampire." She answered. The nun was let into Heaven.
Saint Peter asks the second nun, "Who was the firstborn son?"
"Cain." The second nun replied. She was allowed entry to Heaven.
Saint Peter looked to the third nun and said, "because you're the top nun you'll have a more difficult question."
"Very well." Said the third nun.
"What were Eve's first words to Adam when she first laid eyes on him?"
The third nun struggled, before admitting defeat. "Hmm, that's a hard one!"
Saint Peter smiles and lets her into Heaven.

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You can choose the first two questions for yourselves, but the third one is the most important, so too is the answer.