darkSpyro

The Mustard Empire threatens our very existence, WE MUST UNITE UP

If are wondering how I found this info, here's the link
//forum.darkspyro.net/spyro/viewposts.php?topic=136835


Quickly, we need a leader, defender, attackers, anything to help us defeat the Mustard Empire

Quote: Kyubey

hey just a heads up but im dS's certified Meme Empress here and i can feel that the Mustard Empire is good
so as Meme Empress, stop or whatever

shut up mate just because you have 69 gems

Thankfully, I have some Gaster Blasters which I stole from Sans. The whole Sans fight was a huge meme, so these could work.

Edit: Also, I just realized that just by making one post, I inspired King-Pen Krazy to make this topic.

Big deal! We have weaponized entire planets during times of war and 200 nonillion soldiers in the reserve forces, so in other words, you are toast. We won't do anything bad to anyone if you don't attack.

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

Big deal! We have weaponized entire planets during times of war and 200 nonillion soldiers in the reserve forces, so in other words, you are toast. We won't do anything bad to anyone if you don't attack.

I was gonna say something, but it sounded very uhhh, how do I say this.

Like hacking kind of thing, you know what I mean?

Quote: Kyubey

Quote: LittleWizard

Quote: Kyubey

hey just a heads up but im dS's certified Meme Empress here and i can feel that the Mustard Empire is good
so as Meme Empress, stop or whatever

shut up mate just because you have 69 gems

are you like a professional asshole or something

lol69

I don't know what you mean, but I have already mobilized my entire army and can turn it into 2 decillion soldiers within a month if necessary. (If you want that written out, that is 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 troops) If you attack us, my entire army will crush you, but if you give up now, I will leave without consequence. The politeness of your empress has enabled me hold back my power. If you don't surrender by tomorrow, we will move all of your condiment companies to mustard-friendly locations and drink all of your remaining mustard. After two days, we will drink all of your ketchup, mayo, and eat your pickle relish. On day 3, we will eat or drink any remaining condoments and steal your spice companies. Day 4: Cinnamon, ginger, salts, and salad dressings eaten. Day 6: All remaining food companies and farms brought to the Mustard Empire. Day 7-14: Your food given to everyone but you. Day 15 on- Emperor, but not empress assassinated, otherwise, who knows?

It has been a day! I am now buying out your condiment companies and drinking your mustard!

Ooh so spooky

King-Pen Krazy is ****in dead

We are now eating your pickle relish, mayo, and ketchup like pudding! You have 13 more days to live, King-Pen Krazy!

Spooky

You do realize I don't even eat condiments.

He's not even fighting back. He has accepted death. His life is flashing before his eyes

I am referring to the supply of your entire empire. I bet that dissent is raising. There is probably already a coup planning to overthrow you for denying your people condiments. Kyubey will probably be the next leader and people will have dance parties on your grave.

Dude, I'm not even the leader, I just asked for us to unite, and said WE NEED A LEADER(that means I'm not the leader) And even so, we already have an emperess

You literally just attacked just because the Emperess(Kyubey,) didn't surrender, OH WAIT, She told us not to go after you

And I didn't go after you, just as my Emperess told me so

That is why you are still being assassinated. If this is an empire, there is an emperor, and that is you. You are definitely in some position of power to threaten us and get anyone to join you. Either way, I will now have you assassinated in 3 days, for we are ahead of schedule.

Yes, because people will just assassinate one random guy, who asked for the meme empire to unite. Even though he isn't the leader

Also, like nobody is on my side here, nobody has offered to to come back to the meme empire, except for Kyubey, who just declared herself emperesss, so she is the leader. NOT FREAKIN ME.

I have zero athourity here, and the only reason I threatened was because of a joke Gengar guy made, and I turned into a joke topic, and now this is what it's turned into.

So, for a quick notation.

Kyebey=Emperess=leader

King-Pen Krazy=Rando Citizen=Not Leader

RIP King-Pen Krazy

2016-2017

How do you feel about losing your spice and food companies and supplies? I forgot to mention that I sped up the plagues. You did nothing about the empress being silenced and kidnapped. You have two more days to live. Finish your bucket list fast King-Pen! I am now producing mustard gas in my war factories for your assassination and replacing every gas mask in your empire with whoopee cushions, every kitchen appliance with toys, and all of your water supply with dihydrogen monoxide. Surrender now or I will also replace all of your emergency vehicles with smart cars!

Since when was the emperess silenced and kidnapped, and also, why did you do that

She said you were cool guys. And you silenced and kidnapped her? That's some ***-backwards logic don't you think.

Also, listen buddy, you won't be able to kill me even if you tried. Not threatening you here, but the Meme Empire is spread over entire galaxies, possibly even yours

*gets restraining order on Mustard Empire*

That solves that.

Quote: Gengar Guy

*gets restraining order on Mustard Empire*

That solves that.

Oh cool

*Also gets restraining order on Mustard empire*

MY BODY IS REGGIE!

Remember the Arms Invitational tournament Champion at E3? HE GOT YABUKI'D

King-Pen Krazy and Gengar Guy have been consumed by fluorine gas. We did not silence nor kidnap the Empress. Little Wizard did. You cannot restrain the Mustard Empire, *****ES! You cannot get a restraining order against an entire ****ing civilization, you dumb-asses! This looks like a coup to me. We are now funding a counter-revolution to get back the old order that we favored and are blaming the plagues on the new government. Now that all of your emergency vehicles are smart-cars, your tires are tiny, and your boxes have gerbil turds in them, we are now in the process of mixing your Skittles and M&Ms, making sure this is your only supply of food, and abducting all of your animals like proper aliens. FYI, your entire police force is on our side because your government sucks ass!

But what if I told you

I got a Restraining order from every other police force.

*Suddenly, 15 trillion Police officers appear.

Police:STOP RIGHT THERE EMPORER MUSTARD

Oh, and don't think of getting them on your side, they will just shoot you(Trust me)

And also, while you are at it. You are the Dumb*** here. I'm not even a member of the government, and I would end up being a part of your revoloution.

Ooh, spooky! Pig-Pen is posting from beyond the grave! You do know that my police force is over a trillion times larger than that, right? That is a party impersonator you have there. Do you really think that I would personally assassinate you instead of sending a bombing drone? My police have already sucked up your ghost and threw the bag into the sewer. You don't know what my real name is, so there is no way a restraining order could've possibly been made. My middle name is Mustard, but not even my own parents know the rest of my name. It prevents me from facing legal actions.

Congratulations, you have now shown that you will betray your own Uprising, now, they have started an uprising against you for killing me and Gengar Guy, both innocent Members of the meme Empire, who were worried of their saftey, but listened to their leader, to leave the mustard empire alone. Some of your police have even turned on each other for realizing how much of a dick you are.

Also a Potion Brewer creates some potions and revives both Gengar Guy, and I. Not only that, but the Uprising learns of the emperesses's Demise, and grow angriers. Now matter the soldiers might, the Uprisers are always stronger, and easily plow through them, taking their weapons and armor. Confusing your army, and causing them to turn against each other.

There are two issues with your claims:
1. Revives cannot resurrect the dead
2. You are still a bag in a sewer, along with Gengar Guy
3. You both were part of the original revolution, and were therefore not innocent.
4. You are in the sewer.
5. Those who sympathized with you were murdered in prison.
6. The murderers were released for this good behavior.

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

There are two issues with your claims:
1. Revives cannot resurrect the dead
2. You are still a bag in a sewer, along with Gengar Guy
3. You both were part of the original revolution, and were therefore not innocent.
4. You are in the sewer.
5. Those who sympathized with you were murdered in prison.
6. The murderers were released for this good behavior.

1o you even revive bruh
2:We have broken out of the bag, do to us returning to our original forms
3:What revolution, we were worried for our safety, but our emperess(Whom you murdered) said you guys were cool, so we left you alone. there was no revolution.
4:The Potion brewer helped us out of the sewer, he got in, he can get out.
5:Even though they are all running free, attacking and killing your men as we speak, yeah right.
6:and then they were shot by meme Empire Citizens disguised as your soldiers.

You police force is so confused on who will kill them, and who won't, they can't focus on anything else. And your army is weakening, as slowly they are assasisnated by Meme Empire Spies, and and some are run over by the sheer amount of citizens, more are coming from different places to help in this uprising against the mustard empire, the potion brewer is being guarded by extreme protection as he makes a potion to revive the emperess

That bag has the ability to create hallucinations in the ghost it holds. Your spies are peeing in your bag, causing it to malfunction. Little Wizard still likely has the empress held hostage in order to get ransom. We have no idea where she is. We have killed all of your dead ringers, just in case, and the old order is returning as we speak, except for the empress, who we are trying to find. Your bag is too heavy and strong to be broken by normal means and cannot move. There is no magic in this universe, so no potion can bring you or your Ginger-Guy friend back. That would require tech that is only possible with mustard, which you no longer have.

But, you fool, while we did have hallucinations for a bit, the potion maker broke us out, and I see all of what is happening. And who says magic doesn't exist, at least, not in your empire, but here, it all we live on. And your silly mustard tech is useless against us.

How do I know I am not hallucinating, because I can move.

The forces are moving to the old castle, or still protected potion-maker has created the reviving potion for the emperess, we are carrying it to the castle as we speak, ready to revive our fallen emperess. Your soldiers attempt to stop us, but they are easliy gunned down by our troops. and if they aren't, they are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of people rushing

somebody kill me with memes

Quote: Blackholes_Wolf

somebody kill me with memes

Memes are harmless

Not Mustard soldiers though

/ban Emperor_Mustard

There is no magic anywhere in the universe. Pig-Pen and Ginger Dude are experiencing what we call "complete hallucinations," or hallucinations for short, which are virtual realities us Condimentities use to give the departed spirits of our enemies the delusion that they won against us. The spies' urine created a glitch in the system that made it look as if a magical fairy tale guy from your memories saved you from the bag. The counterrevolution succeeded in restoring the old order and the search continues for Little Wizard and the Empress and I didn't betray anybody through my self protection. They are both dead and will be forever hated by both the Meme empire and the Mustard Empire. I have always protected myself in this way. My soldiers didn't lose a single battle.

Quote: Emperor_Mustard

There is no magic anywhere in the universe. Pig-Pen and Ginger Dude are experiencing what we call "complete hallucinations," or hallucinations for short, which are virtual realities us Condimentities use to give the departed spirits of our enemies the delusion that they won against us. The spies' urine created a glitch in the system that made it look as if a magical fairy tale guy from your memories saved you from the bag. The counterrevolution succeeded in restoring the old order and the search continues for Little Wizard and the Empress and I didn't betray anybody through my self protection. They are both dead and will be forever hated by both the Meme empire and the Mustard Empire. I have always protected myself in this way. My soldiers didn't lose a single battle.

That's not how technology works, the spies pissing on the bags only broke the hallucinations, and don't you pull the whole "oh you were hallucinating about that too" thing again, because that's just plain lazy

I don't know everything about my technology, but those are some wacky lucid dreams that you have been having. I guess the bags still had you restrained and your "magic man" was one of my men who looks like a lot of people. You got the sides mixed up in the battle before you were put into suspendered suspended suspended animation. You are suspended in the air, wearing suspenders to keep you from falling down, and are in suspended animation. You were just confusing me. I was bored with the bag anyways. I use it way too much.

How the hell do you think you would suspend a ghost in air