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Top 5 Qualities in a Potential Girlfriend
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#1 Posted: 22:20:52 14/05/2017 | Topic Creator
1. Must like Pina Coladas, as they are my favorite drink

2. Must not mind getting caught in the rain every once in a while. I live in Miami, so there are frequent thunderstorms.

3. She can't be into yoga. Yoga is stupid

4. Must be smart. Like, at least have half a brain on her. I ain't searching for no dumb broads here!

5. Most important, she must like making love at midnight. It's the most romantic time in the day. An earlier feels dirty and I'm probably not going to be up if we do it any later.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#2 Posted: 22:37:20 14/05/2017
My list:

  1. She must not exist.
  2. She must come from a game/show/film/anime/etc.
  3. She must have unrealistic body proportions.
  4. She must have an unrealistic, flawless personality.
  5. She must like every single thing I do and dislike every single thing I do, no exceptions.



Overall I'm pretty humble and accept any kind of girl.
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Bruh
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#3 Posted: 22:50:37 14/05/2017
1. nothin wrong with me
2. nothin wrong with me
3. nothin wrong with me
4. nothin wrong with me
5. FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#4 Posted: 23:04:29 14/05/2017
1. Stay away from me.
2. Stay away from me.
3. Stay away from me.
4. Stay away from me.
5. Stay away from me. I plan on dying alone free of relationships and children.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#5 Posted: 23:29:50 14/05/2017
Quote: StevemacQ
1. Stay away from me.
2. Stay away from me.
3. Stay away from me.
4. Stay away from me.
5. Stay away from me. I plan on dying alone free of relationships and children.



Should be easy then, pal.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
emeraldzoroark Platinum Sparx Gems: 5597
#6 Posted: 23:35:42 14/05/2017
Be a nice person
Get along with my friends
Have a lot in common with me
Be trustworthy
Be understanding
Has to acknowledge how majestic Zoroark is
Some other stuff
Have Math Skills
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Soon.
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#7 Posted: 23:59:27 14/05/2017
Dope Personality
Gets along with my friends
Must not be Homophobic(Or hate Homos or Bisexuals in general)
Not Racist
Have a lot in common
MUST NOT CHEAT
Understanding
ABSOLUTE MUST, get along with my parents
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Rise and Shine Ursine
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#8 Posted: 00:00:52 15/05/2017 | Topic Creator
Since my thing was a joke post and I'm starting to see legit answers, here are my actual Top 5 Qualities

1. Funny (or at least willing to be playful and silly)
2. Confident to be Herself (I am the last person to judge others for weird, dumb quirks)
3. A Real Cutie Patootie (I need a body I can give big ol bear hugs to)
4. Doesn't Mind My Nerd **** (Deadpool on Valentine's is a must smilie)
5. Likes to Sing (This one is weird, but I love singing randomly so I'd appreciate my potential gf returning the favor)
King-Pen Krazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1907
#9 Posted: 00:03:53 15/05/2017
Quote: TheToyNerd
Since my thing was a joke post and I'm starting to see legit answers, here are my actual Top 5 Qualities

1. Funny (or at least willing to be playful and silly)
2. Confident to be Herself (I am the last person to judge others for weird, dumb quirks)
3. A Real Cutie Patootie (I need a body I can give big ol bear hugs to)
4. Doesn't Mind My Nerd **** (Deadpool on Valentine's is a must smilie)
5. Likes to Sing (This one is weird, but I love singing randomly so I'd appreciate my potential gf returning the favor)



Just don't go looking for Francis
Oh wait, he's a boy.

Uhhh, Francesca?
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Rise and Shine Ursine
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#10 Posted: 00:11:12 15/05/2017
1. Possess a vagina
2. Possess human DNA
3. Possess a heartbeat

That's all for me really, beggars can't be choosers after all
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Rattlebuckler Gold Sparx Gems: 2298
#11 Posted: 02:00:36 15/05/2017
For me as long as no drugs or alcohol or cheating besides that all I look for is some one to put up with my geeky hindend
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We’re 106 miles from Chicago we got a full tank of gas a half a pack of cigarettes it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses hit it -blues brothers
ShadowMewX Diamond Sparx Gems: 8583
#12 Posted: 02:35:27 15/05/2017
1. Um
2. I don't know
3. I don't understand my sexuality so does this even apply to me?
4. I'm terrible at lists
5. There is no number five
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Let's bust bunsen burners and bounce!
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893
#13 Posted: 03:17:45 15/05/2017
1. Ability to handle explosives and salsa.
2. Ability to remove sand from socks.
3. Ability to look good wearing socks and sandals.
4. Is not a piece of buttered toast.
5. Can figure out what I'm referencing here.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#14 Posted: 03:25:34 15/05/2017
1. Must be a Nord
2. Cannot be a Breton
3. Cannot be a Redguard
4. Cannot be an Imperial
5. Must have an undying hatred for the Thalmor
Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#15 Posted: 05:31:43 15/05/2017
  1. Open minded
  2. Generally Understanding
  3. Has a boatload of patience
  4. Funny and Friendly af
  5. Oh so loving that I adore her.
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If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#16 Posted: 15:03:49 15/05/2017
1. Must be comforting.
2. Must give me a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
3. Must smell great.
4. Must be bacon.
5. Bacon.

y'all just got prank'd
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#17 Posted: 15:06:41 15/05/2017
... Did anyone at least get the joke?
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#18 Posted: 15:10:12 15/05/2017
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: StevemacQ
1. Stay away from me.
2. Stay away from me.
3. Stay away from me.
4. Stay away from me.
5. Stay away from me. I plan on dying alone free of relationships and children.



Should be easy then, pal.


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