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*it’s quiet at the Cloudcracker Prison.*

*Ka-boom is standing at the door.*

*He’s monologuing.*

Ka-Boom:
Things.. Are different.
A LOT of the trap masters left the prison staff after the reformers got picked.
Snap stayed though. He has a dedication to this prison.
Something compels him to keep these scumbags locked up.
They practically had to bribe him to let those 10 reform.

*He walks down the halls.*

Ka-Boom:
It’s just me, Snap, Shorty, and good ol’ Head Rush.
She really had no choice.
Everybody else left.

*A loud CRACK Noise is heard.*

*Ka-Boom grabs his cannon, and runs to the source.*

Ka-Boom:
Alright.. Don’t **** with me, you little-

*A pink cloth covers Ka-Boom’s mouth and nose. He panics, and then falls to the floor.*

*Five shadowy figures walk out of a hallway. A yellow light extends from one of their hands.*

Luminous:
Alright, listen up!
I need two of you to get down here!

*The other villains are clamouring.*

Dreamcatcher:
Hey, why don’t you all SHUT THE **** UP!

*the room goes dead silent.*

Dreamcatcher:
We need cell numbers TT-036, TT-014, and TT-015!

*The clamouring gets louder. Three cells open.*

CPJ:
An’ we need TT-009!

*Another cell opens.*

*Dreamcatcher turns to CPJ.*

Dreamcatcher:
Pepper, what the **** are you doing!?
009 wasn’t on the list!

CPJ:
He’s got firepower, i added him to the list.

Dreamcatcher:
You can’t just ****ING ADD SOMEBODY TO THE GODDAMN LIST!!

*Nightshade clears his throat.*

Nightshade:
TT-001, please come down.

*one last cell opens.*

*Dreamcatcher is flipping ****.*

Gulper:
The rest of you suck! Good Day!

*the 10 villains storm out, blatantly ignoring the alarms.*
*Dreamcatcher leads them into a small rift, entering a psychedelic lobby.*

Dreamcatcher:
So.. we have…

*ahem*

Me, Luminous, Chef, Gulper, Nightshade, Eye Five, Eye Scream, Bomb Shell, Threatpack, and….

*Dreamcatcher squints.*

Dreamcatcher:
SHEEP CREEP!? Why the **** is SHEEP CREEP Here!? HE’S A GODDAMN SHEEP!!!

Gulper:
Sheep Creep fought to free his oppressed kind. To avenge the innocents killed by the so-called “heroes” of skylands. Of all the villains here, he’s the only one who’s even remotely redeemable.

Dreamcatcher:
If i had pupils, i’d be rolling my eyes right now.

Eye Five:
So, what are we here for?

Luminous:
We’re picking up where the doom raiders left off.
Goldie could have broken us out and started the gang again.
But NO. She just HAAAAAD to go and reform.

Dreamcatcher:
And we’re all kinda pissed that we didn’t get picked to leave that hellhole.
I mean, BAD JUJU!? That casper-ass lookin’ hoe only got in because she popped one out.

Gulper:
Don’t even get me started…

Threatpack:
So, what shall we do?

Dreamcatcher:
Well, once the heat dies down, we’re gonna go to a place called Spectral Springs.
The eyes know about it. Small town, near the marsh. It’s got some ghosts.
I used to harvest dreams. Well, i still do, but now i harvest more than dreams.

Eye Scream:
Cut to the point!

Dreamcatcher:
I’m gonna inject some ghosts into us like it’s ****ing heroin. Then, we go to the academy and kick Goldie’s ass. And THEN, as agreed on earlier…

*she sighs.*

Dreamcatcher:
...I let lumi have his gameshow.
Now let’s train, *****es.