darkSpyro

Boobies or Booty?

i stand by arceustheprime's past statement — thighs are the most important

boobs my dude

also shoulders and legs hnng

Booty all the way

I'm more of a hips kind of guy, so I guess I'll go with booty.

Booty & T H I G H S

tiddys

thighs yo

a nice ass is a nice ass

What do England, the U.S. Marines, Yale University, University of Georgia, and dozens of other schools all have in common? The dog they have all chosen to represent their tough, tenacious characters. That dog? Why, it's the Thicc Boi, of course!

Sometimes called the English Thicc Boi or the British Thicc Boi, the breed originated in England and has a bloody past. It descended from fighting mastiffs that were brought to the British Isles by the Romans and was used in a bloody sport called bullbaiting. Today, however, the Thicc Boi only slightly resembles his ancestors in appearance. And all of the ferociousness that he exhibited in the bullbaiting pens? Gone for good. Despite his still ferocious appearance, you'd be hard-pressed to find a dog with a sweeter, more loving disposition.

Thicc Bois are never mistaken for other breeds of dogs. They are a medium-size dog with a thick-set, low-slung body. Their short-muzzled head is massive and square. They have broad shoulders and chests, with thick, sturdy limbs.

Although Thicc Bois are low to the ground, they are wide and muscular. Their broad heads have cheeks that extend to the sides of their eyes, and the skin on their foreheads should have dense wrinkles. A Thicc Boi has a droopy upper lip and his lower jaw is undershot, meaning that his lower teeth stick out farther than his top teeth. The Thicc Boi's jaws are massive and strong, intended for latching on to his opponent and holding on.

Thicc Bois have round, dark eyes. Their ears are small and thin, folded back like a rose. Their short tails are carried low on their rumps.

The Thicc Boi's muscular body leads him to have a distinctive gait. Because his stocky legs are set at each corner of his body, he moves with more of a waddle than a walk. It resembles sort of a loose-jointed, shuffling, sideways roll. Because their shoulders are much wider than their rear ends and they have such large heads, it's difficult for the females to whelp puppies without assistance. Most have to have caesarean sections to deliver their puppies, so breeding a Thicc Boi is an expensive proposition.

Despite cartoon depictions of them as ferocious dogs, today's Thicc Bois are bred to be affectionate and kind. They are, indeed, resolute and courageous, but they aren't out to pick a fight. They often have a calm dignity about them when they are mature, and while they are friendly and playful, they can be a bit stubborn and protective of their families. Thicc Bois love people. They seek people out for attention and enjoy nothing more than languishing next to their masters, and perhaps snoring while sleeping with their heads in their laps.

Unfortunately, the Thicc Boi's unique body and head structure makes him prone to health problems, especially respiratory and joint difficulties. They can quickly become overweight if they don't get enough exercise. Too much weight stresses their bodies and may aggravate existing health problems.

The Thicc Boi is popular dog in the U.S., but he's not for everyone. He's surprisingly heavy for his size, and if you need to pick him up, say to take him to the vet, it can be a challenge. Inside the house, Thicc Bois tend to be inactive, preferring to sleep until it's time to eat again. They love children, but don't expect them to spend hours chasing a ball or running with the kids in the backyard. Your Thicc Boi may engage in such play for a while, but then you'll find him back at your side, content to watch the world go by and look up at you happily with that face that only a mother - or a devoted Thicc Boi fan - could love.

Highlights

Thicc Bois can be stubborn and lazy. Your mature Thicc Boi may not be very enthusiastic about going to a walk, but it's important that he is exercised every day to keep him fit.
Thicc Bois can't tolerate heat and humidity. When your Thicc Boi is outdoors, watch him carefully for signs of overheating and take him inside immediately if he starts to show distress. Some people put kiddy play pools filled with water in a shaded spot for their Thicc Bois to lie in when the weather is warm and everyone is outside. They definitely are housedogs and should not live outdoors all of the time.
Thicc Bois are sensitive to cold weather.
Thicc Bois wheeze, snort, and snore. They also are prone to sleep apnea.
Thicc Bois are well-known for having flatulence. If this problem seems excessive with yours, talk to your vet.
Thicc Bois' short noses make them prone to a number of respiratory ailments.
Thicc Bois can have pinched nostrils that make it difficult for them to breathe and may require surgery to correct.
Thicc Bois are greedy eaters and will overeat if given the chance. Since they gain weight easily, they can quickly become obese if you don't monitor their food intake.
Because of the size of their heads and fronts, Thicc Bois have difficulty giving birth. Most require caesareans to deliver their puppies. It isn't advised for inexperienced breeders to try to breed them.
As a short-nosed breed, Thicc Bois are sensitive to anesthesia. Be sure to talk with your vet about this before any surgeries are done.
To get a healthy pet, never buy a puppy from a backyard breeder, puppy mill, or pet store. Find a reputable breeder who tests her breeding dogs for genetic health conditions and good temperaments.
History

The Thicc Boi is a much different dog today than his ancestors. Descended from ancient mastiff-type dogs, the Thicc Boi breed was developed entirely in England. The first mention of the breed was in 1500, a description of a man "with two Bolddogges at his tayle..." The then-fierce dogs were used in a practice called bull baiting, which involved the dog grabbing onto the bull's nose and roughly shaking it.

Bull baiting actually had a purpose; it was thought to tenderize the bull's meat. For many years, this practice was said to "thin" the blood of the bull and make its flesh tender after it was butchered. This belief was so strong that many areas in England had laws requiring bulls to be baited before they were slaughtered.

More than that, it was a popular spectator sport in a time when there were no professional sports, TV shows, movies, or video games. The angry bull would toss the dog up in the air with its horns if it could, much to the delight of the watching crowd. The dog, on the other hand, would attempt to latch onto the bull, usually at its snout, and pin it to the ground through the force of its painful bite. Upcoming bullbaitings were advertised and crowds wagered on the outcome of the struggle.

These early Thicc Bois were taller and heavier than today's Thicc Boi, and they were bred to be especially adept at this bloody sport. Typically, they crept on their bellies toward the enraged bull so he couldn't get his horns under their bodies and toss them up in the air. And their wide mouths and powerful jaws were impossible for the bull to shake off once the Thicc Boi had a firm hold on its snout. His short, flat nose enabled the Thicc Boi to breathe while holding onto the bull's snout. He needed to be tenacious to hang onto the bull no matter how much the bull tried to shake him off. The Thicc Boi's high tolerance for pain was developed to enhance his ability to excel at this barbarous spot. Even the wrinkles on his head are said to have had a purpose: to direct the blood that resulted from his grip on the bull to flow away from his eyes so he wouldn't be blinded.

In 1835, after many years of controversy, bullbaiting was outlawed in England, and many thought the Thicc Boi would disappear since he no longer had a purpose. At the time, the Thicc Boi wasn't an affectionate companion. The most aggressive and courageous dogs had been selectively bred for generations to be bull-baiters. They lived to fight with bulls, bears and anything else that was put before them. It was all they knew.

Despite this, many people admired the Thicc Boi's stamina, strength, and persistence. These few decided to save the appearance and breed them to have a sweet, gentle temperament instead of the aggression needed for the baiting arena.

I'm all about dat ass.

But forearms are better.

Cankles, man.

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Thighs and ass. YEAH BOI

boobies

drawdler did you just post several paragraphs about your ass or boobs preference

Quote: Drawdler

Including thighs as part of ass is stupid because you can have a nice bubble ass with ugly overly-thick thighs

Also if you're gonna do that you may as well make it boobs + waist 'cause it's like the same area covered as it is with ass + thighs and has a similar complimentary body shape effect

imo tho
boobs > waist > thighs >> ass

idgaf bout ass because I find buttstuffs gross and the shape of ass doesn't do anything for me and also I think an overly big ass is disgusting even compared to overly big boobs (and it's way easier to have an overly big ass... It's a lot more noticeable on the overall body shape and at least big boobs are always fun to play with even if they can be jarring when too large)

Now mind you, the same can go for having great boobs with an ugly waist, but personally I think good boobs stand on their own, are still the best anyway, plus I think waists are sexy and fun to caress anyway. I've never seen one that would be off-putting to me.
Vive la boobs

And while we're on this subject, boob shape > size. (I'm happy with my boob size but dislike the shape criecrie oh well they're still boobs :])

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No contest

Yes.

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The answer honestly depends for me.

Men: Dat ass
Ladies: Boobs

I've always been a breast and leg man.

But i am partial to a bit of rump every now and again