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Cars 3 trailer and Star Wars ranting
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#1 Posted: 17:12:05 26/04/2017 | Topic Creator



LOOKS BETTER THAN THE LAST JEDI!
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#2 Posted: 18:07:40 26/04/2017
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LOOKS BETTER THAN THE LAST JEDI!


nice meme
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#3 Posted: 18:13:33 26/04/2017
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LOOKS BETTER THAN THE LAST JEDI!


nice meme


Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.
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#4 Posted: 18:16:40 26/04/2017
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LOOKS BETTER THAN THE LAST JEDI!


nice meme


Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.


>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E
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#5 Posted: 19:39:09 26/04/2017 | Topic Creator
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nice meme


Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.


>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.
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#6 Posted: 19:47:07 26/04/2017
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Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.


>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.



5edgy7me
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#7 Posted: 19:58:52 26/04/2017 | Topic Creator
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>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.



5edgy7me



smilie This is why i hate this forum. State a opinion, get called edgy.... nice

I'm not pulling a Keybas guys....smilie
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#8 Posted: 20:13:46 26/04/2017
You're making all these amazing guesses based on a 2-minute trailer? At least give me the lottery numbers first, man.

Seriously, even if it's meh by most people's Star Wars standards, TFA wasn't in any way a bad movie. It's far from "killed" or "ruined" or whatever word you guys like to throw around.
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#9 Posted: 20:15:56 26/04/2017
But what about Cars

Can we talk about Cars
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#10 Posted: 20:47:37 26/04/2017
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Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.


>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.


lmao what
ill give you the kylo ren thing i didnt think he was very good in the force awakens but

1. literally how is rey a mary sue? people say this all the time and i dont think people understand the term, because by the logic that she can use the force and is proficient with lightsabers then every jedi and sith is mary sue too
if ur talking about the fact that shes resourceful on a desert planet, its called determination, anakin and luke had that too

2. luke's ENTIRE JEDI SCHOOL WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN PUPIL, that would seriously leave some trauma, so its completely understandable that he thinks its not worth the trouble anymore

3. @"disney killed star wars" i think you might want to meet my friend

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You're making all these amazing guesses based on a 2-minute trailer? At least give me the lottery numbers first, man.

Seriously, even if it's meh by most people's Star Wars standards, TFA wasn't in any way a bad movie. It's far from "killed" or "ruined" or whatever word you guys like to throw around.


preach
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#11 Posted: 21:00:16 26/04/2017 | Topic Creator
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>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.


lmao what
ill give you the kylo ren thing i didnt think he was very good in the force awakens but

1. literally how is rey a mary sue? people say this all the time and i dont think people understand the term, because by the logic that she can use the force and is proficient with lightsabers then every jedi and sith is mary sue too
if ur talking about the fact that shes resourceful on a desert planet, its called determination, anakin and luke had that too

2. luke's ENTIRE JEDI SCHOOL WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN PUPIL, that would seriously leave some trauma, so its completely understandable that he thinks its not worth the trouble anymore

3. @"disney killed star wars" i think you might want to meet my friend

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1. In ANH, Luke only used the force in the trench run, and Obi Wan was there to guide him. In TFA Rey was taught by no one and somehow does stuff that Luke does after becoming a JEDI KNIGHT. It's like if in ANH Luke fought Vader and won! Luke got beat by Vader in ESB because he was inexperienced, In TFA Kylo Ren has been trained BY LUKE SKYWALKER and Snoke. But Rey beats him cuz Mary Sue. Don't give me that Bowcaster ****, Kylo Ren would have beaten Rey.


2. Rogue One is a exception, not the norm.


I think we can all agree that the Han Solo movie will be a cluster****
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#12 Posted: 21:06:48 26/04/2017
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But what about Cars

Can we talk about Cars



no

no we can't

go away.
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#13 Posted: 21:08:41 26/04/2017 | Topic Creator
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But what about Cars

Can we talk about Cars



no

no we can't

go away.



yes


yes we can


you go away
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#14 Posted: 22:59:20 26/04/2017
2/10 mater was in there
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#15 Posted: 23:11:25 26/04/2017
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2/10 mater was in there



What's wrong with mater?

He's the best character
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#16 Posted: 23:11:32 26/04/2017
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2/10 mater was in there



TALK ABOUT A GARY STU!!
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#17 Posted: 23:14:38 26/04/2017
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2/10 mater was in there



What's wrong with mater?

He's the best character


Have you ever heard about the word "stereotypical"?
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#18 Posted: 00:43:17 27/04/2017
Mater's "I got nothing" thing was actually my favorite joke in that trailer.
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#19 Posted: 00:53:22 27/04/2017
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But what about Cars

Can we talk about Cars



no
star wars only
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#20 Posted: 01:33:38 27/04/2017
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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on



A comment on reddit on the Cars world.
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#21 Posted: 01:40:48 27/04/2017
And there's a cars pope, which means Christianity canonically exists int he cars world. Which means there's a car bible. and probably a Jesus Chrysler
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#22 Posted: 01:42:07 27/04/2017
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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on



A comment on reddit on the Cars world.



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And there's a cars pope, which means Christianity canonically exists int he cars world. Which means there's a car bible. and probably a Jesus Chrysler



Man, for Highly Evolved Insects, they really know how to copy the humans
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#23 Posted: 01:47:15 27/04/2017
kylo ren should be played by larry the cable guy
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#24 Posted: 02:44:54 27/04/2017
Wait what's Nathan Fillion doing in a Cars movie? <.>
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#25 Posted: 03:23:43 27/04/2017
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kylo ren should be played by larry the cable guy



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i'll git er don!!
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#26 Posted: 03:28:12 27/04/2017
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Yeah. It's funny because he says like something has a chance of being worse than Star Wars.


>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.


when an opinion is wrong
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#27 Posted: 03:30:41 27/04/2017
okay so i watched the trailer.

not gonna lie, i was pretty close to crying.

i'll be seeing this in theaters. ASAP.
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#28 Posted: 04:34:38 27/04/2017
this steel ball run adaptation looks great
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#29 Posted: 04:40:16 27/04/2017
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me when i came into this topic
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#30 Posted: 15:58:22 27/04/2017
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okay so i watched the trailer.

not gonna lie, i was pretty close to crying.

i'll be seeing this in theaters. ASAP.


is this about cars 3 or star wars
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#31 Posted: 23:15:13 27/04/2017
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okay so i watched the trailer.

not gonna lie, i was pretty close to crying.

i'll be seeing this in theaters. ASAP.


is this about cars 3 or star wars



both.
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#32 Posted: 23:19:06 27/04/2017
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okay so i watched the trailer.

not gonna lie, i was pretty close to crying.

i'll be seeing this in theaters. ASAP.


is this about cars 3 or star wars


Neither.
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#33 Posted: 17:43:47 28/04/2017
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okay so i watched the trailer.

not gonna lie, i was pretty close to crying.

i'll be seeing this in theaters. ASAP.


is this about cars 3 or star wars



cars 3
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#34 Posted: 21:33:24 28/04/2017
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>star wars
>bad

okay ill give you the prequels but N I C E M E M E



Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.


lmao what
ill give you the kylo ren thing i didnt think he was very good in the force awakens but

1. literally how is rey a mary sue? people say this all the time and i dont think people understand the term, because by the logic that she can use the force and is proficient with lightsabers then every jedi and sith is mary sue too
if ur talking about the fact that shes resourceful on a desert planet, its called determination, anakin and luke had that too

2. luke's ENTIRE JEDI SCHOOL WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN PUPIL, that would seriously leave some trauma, so its completely understandable that he thinks its not worth the trouble anymore

3. @"disney killed star wars" i think you might want to meet my friend

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Quote: Bifrost
You're making all these amazing guesses based on a 2-minute trailer? At least give me the lottery numbers first, man.

Seriously, even if it's meh by most people's Star Wars standards, TFA wasn't in any way a bad movie. It's far from "killed" or "ruined" or whatever word you guys like to throw around.


preach



she beated Ren with 0 training that was pretty BS
imagine kid Anakin holding a lightsaber for the first time and beating Darth Maul
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#35 Posted: 21:53:50 28/04/2017
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Sorry, i'm serious. Prequels are better than that Piece of **** that Jar Jar Abrams directed. The Last Jedi won't be any better since Rey won't have any Character Devlopment due to making her a Mary Sue in TFA and it seems like they are butching Luke's Character.

Kylo Ren is a Whiny pussy and people say he's a compelling Villian.... Disney killed Star wars.


lmao what
ill give you the kylo ren thing i didnt think he was very good in the force awakens but

1. literally how is rey a mary sue? people say this all the time and i dont think people understand the term, because by the logic that she can use the force and is proficient with lightsabers then every jedi and sith is mary sue too
if ur talking about the fact that shes resourceful on a desert planet, its called determination, anakin and luke had that too

2. luke's ENTIRE JEDI SCHOOL WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN PUPIL, that would seriously leave some trauma, so its completely understandable that he thinks its not worth the trouble anymore

3. @"disney killed star wars" i think you might want to meet my friend

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Quote: Bifrost
You're making all these amazing guesses based on a 2-minute trailer? At least give me the lottery numbers first, man.

Seriously, even if it's meh by most people's Star Wars standards, TFA wasn't in any way a bad movie. It's far from "killed" or "ruined" or whatever word you guys like to throw around.


preach



she beated Ren with 0 training that was pretty BS
imagine kid Anakin holding a lightsaber for the first time and beating Darth Maul



not gonna lie, that'd be hilarious af.
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#36 Posted: 02:05:46 29/04/2017
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lmao what
ill give you the kylo ren thing i didnt think he was very good in the force awakens but

1. literally how is rey a mary sue? people say this all the time and i dont think people understand the term, because by the logic that she can use the force and is proficient with lightsabers then every jedi and sith is mary sue too
if ur talking about the fact that shes resourceful on a desert planet, its called determination, anakin and luke had that too

2. luke's ENTIRE JEDI SCHOOL WAS KILLED BY HIS OWN PUPIL, that would seriously leave some trauma, so its completely understandable that he thinks its not worth the trouble anymore

3. @"disney killed star wars" i think you might want to meet my friend

[User Posted Image]


preach



she beated Ren with 0 training that was pretty BS
imagine kid Anakin holding a lightsaber for the first time and beating Darth Maul



not gonna lie, that'd be hilarious af.


she beat ren because he let himself be consumed by rage, that's why the battle wasn't intensely choreographed with flips and twists, in all honesty if ren had used his training instead of his anger he would have won and that was the whole point, that letting anger consume you will only lead to loss, ala anakin to padme, it's an increeeeeedibly subtle nuance but the point of ren losing was to imply that nothing but loss comes to those in his family
they aren't using any form of training, they're hacking and slashing, the only difference is that rey wasn't consumed by anger, she was still somewhat in control

i dont know why people dont catch onto this honestly
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#37 Posted: 02:10:29 29/04/2017
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