darkSpyro

Share some of your own funny/interesting/weird/whatever experiences here!

I guess I'll start with the time my little brother almost killed me (don't worry, it's kinda funny).
For those who don't know, I have a half brother named Andrew. He's 10 years old now, and he's on my dad's side of the family. Anyway, a couple months ago, we were over at my grandma's house with the rest of the family (I forget the occasion), and we usually spend our time there horsing around in the basement with some of the other younger cousins. At some point we were chasing each other around and I grabbed ahold of Andrew, carrying him under his arms with his legs free. So I started carrying him up the stairs and he had the brilliant idea to kick off the side of the stairs and send us both toppling backwards down into the basement. Let me tell you, the feeling of terror I got when I first felt myself falling backwards was one I won't soon forget. If I hadn't whipped around real quick and caught myself, we'd probably be dead right now- or badly injured at least.

Thankfully we both came out of it unscathed, so I can look back on it as a funny memory.

You want a real funny story?

My life

that dream about plankton growing a giant arm dick

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You want a real funny story?

My life

It's like The Room.

It's so bad it's funny.

The shortened version of a plot I found...

One day, a young knight was conversing with the king about how peaceful the land was. A wizard came in on a magic carpet to warn them that a nearby island had been taken over by a dark wizard. Wanting nothing more than some excitement, the knight took action. With nothing more than his sword, he went to take on the ancient evil before sealing him away in an ancient tome. Peace was restored to the island.

Much later, the king decided to head to another island to meet with an old friend. The royal advisor thought he would return late, but was wrong. The knight went to find him a month later, but to no avail. The princess had to find her father by travelling to the island where he went missing. It turns out that the friend was working for the dark wizard, who could only be defeated with an all-powerful wand. With the king and the knight safe, the land celebrated once again.

Well, there's the time I stitched my brother's lip together.

At the time I was about 5 and my brother was 3. My dad, who was supposed to be watching us, fell asleep, leaving me to do as I wished with my brother. I told him if he stood on this plastic stool and looked out the high-up window, he would see a pretty view. So as he stood, I yanked the stool from under his feet, and he smacked his lip off of the window ledge, knocking himself out in the process. There was blood EVERYWHERE, and I didn't want to get in trouble, so I began cleaning up his face. I saw the rather large cut and decided I would stitch it up and nobody would notice. (I come from a terribly pale family, so we all looked nearly white at that point) I picked out a white thread and a needle, and while my brother was unconscious, I began to stitch him back together. Once I was finished I cleaned up the rest of the blood and all was well. My mom came home and went straight to bed, so he didn't get any actual medical attention until the next morning when he complained to our mom about being in pain.

My mom didn't ever find out what I had done, I bribed my brother to take the blame himself. (I know this was all really smart for someone so young, but I had seen TV shows where stuff like this was done so that's where I got the idea.)

Well me and Anakha were playing in the mud by her house one time
Her littlest brother was there and he got like really stuck in the mud so we had to try to get him out
It got to the point where he started telling us to "Forget about me, save yourselves!"

well, this one time, at band camp

Did I already told you guys that my sister, as a baby, got smashed by a cooker, and got out 100% well?

I wish I had that resistance...

once when i was 5 i opened my closet and a tv fell on my head


it explains a lot

Oh yeah, my sister also got nearly smashed by a TV. Thanks for making me remember.

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Oh yeah, my sister also got nearly smashed by a TV. Thanks for making me remember.

that's my story get your own

Okay so...

I already sucked a cigarette from the wrong side when I was very young.

Don't try this at home kids... Or anywhere else...

Well there's the time I was.. solicited.. by a very wealthy, good looking, older couple.

And the time gang members escorted me across the road bcus of traffic

And the time I met a monkey in Walmart that gave kisses

Or the time Darth Vader twerked with me downtown

And the time that I got hit on by the drummer of an emo band as they were on their way to play at Warped Tour

Also, the time I came in second to last place in a drag racing competition

And the time I was questioned by police for being like 10ft away from a guy who escaped from prison

Aaaaaand the time I won drag queen bingo and got kissed by two very beautiful drag queens on stage

My life is weird

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Well there's the time I was.. solicited.. by a very wealthy, good looking, older couple.

And the time gang members escorted me across the road bcus of traffic

And the time I met a monkey in Walmart that gave kisses

Or the time Darth Vader twerked with me downtown

And the time that I got hit on by the drummer of an emo band as they were on their way to play at Warped Tour

Also, the time I came in second to last place in a drag racing competition

And the time I was questioned by police for being like 10ft away from a guy who escaped from prison

Aaaaaand the time I won drag queen bingo and got kissed by two very beautiful drag queens on stage

My life is weird

what about the time you were sent a letter granting you qualification into miss teen usa

Stop trying to expose me Lunarz

Just remembered this fairly recently. When I was four, my parents were out, so my cousin was supposed to be watching me while I was playing out in the yard. She didn't exactly feel like watching me, so instead came up with an alternative. She took one of those very long foam pool noodles and shoved it down the back of my swimsuit. Since it stood tall and plainly erect from this position, I could be sighted from anywhere in the yard while she did her own thing with minimal effort of keeping an eye on me. I ran around with a sprung pool noodle down my swimsuit, which could very well be seen towering over the shrubbery and obstacles around me. I wonder what the neighbors thought about seeing nothing but a pool noodle roaming around on the other side of the fence. Humiliating.

Also streaked through the local park not once, but twice when I was four before being captured by one of my parents. Still recall the shock and horror of the unfortunate bystanders. I was the most daring of four year olds apparently.

That time i saw what looked like an Aardvark drinking from my backyard pond. I named him Choochoo.

There was that time I was at a Tuesday Morning and a giant JJ the Jet Plane play set fell off the shelf and directly onto my head. Man, that was interesting.

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Well me and Anakha were playing in the mud by her house one time
Her littlest brother was there and he got like really stuck in the mud so we had to try to get him out
It got to the point where he started telling us to "Forget about me, save yourselves!"

I think my dad had to call his brother to help get him out. Either that or your dad...

yesterday the jolly old man who comes to my store daily told me we ought to bring back cruel and unusual punishment
"we had a rope near the firehouse. they'd hang 'em and stab them in the back. it happened. that ought to come back!"
and then he walked out the door ...

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Well me and Anakha were playing in the mud by her house one time
Her littlest brother was there and he got like really stuck in the mud so we had to try to get him out
It got to the point where he started telling us to "Forget about me, save yourselves!"

I think my dad had to call his brother to help get him out. Either that or your dad...

No he got him out himself just with a lot of difficulty
And the whole time your brother was telling him to go before it got him too
It was terrifying at the time but kinda funny looking back on it