darkSpyro

I want this to become a trend.

how about no

My plan for adulthood

https://docs.google.com/docume...dit?usp=sharing

Quit using these for just advertising your weird stories or whatever, Zap.

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Just some crappy story I wrote when I was 9.

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There's bad language so I put a spoiler there.

Yo he comido pastel de carne.

http://images.akamai.steamuser...3D4CC838F0B6B9/

Oh look, here's apocalypse for you!

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Quit using these for just advertising your weird stories or whatever, Zap.

that was an oddly specific copy paste

i mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q

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You made me reinstall all of my Elder Scrolls and Fallout games...

https://www.youtube.com/playli...dGXgNj23b54ta91

Let's not
It's an entire thing i wrote for a friend and me being the self-conscious me I am I'm not going to paste it here

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( for when you like kylo but would 10/10 steal his lunch money because he is an asshole )

https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticVibrantSamosaDxAbomb

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Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas
And now that I’m here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Look at these creatures, not enough features
Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir
(Very nice)
Look at this tower under my power
Look at these people, puny and feeble
Look, I’m just a triangle trying to save you
From the delusions society gave you
Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye
Look at this money–who’s that, honey?
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?
(Seriously, I’m all over the place)
Look at this weather, I could do better
Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes
Look at this loser, drinking coffee
…Now it’s decaf
Look at these people, calling me evil
Right back at you, now you’re all statues
Now everything you know has disappeared
It’s gonna get weird

Do you like foxes? Nurses these days! A magical unicorn saving machine! Rux? Oh where the hell is Rux!
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^ Okay, this is just some weird stuff I wrote on my personal list of quotes that I witness irl. Oh right, this was all from one day.

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contributing to the nsfw part of the discord servers im on
i know is not nsfw. ill sometimes post sfw for good reason. for this one, those legs.

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM

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