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humans are STUPID
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#1 Posted: 02:09:10 06/03/2017 | Topic Creator
YOU SEE A ****ING DEER OR A GIRAFFE OR SOMETHING GET BORN AND IT POPS OUT THE PUSSY AND THEN IMMEDIATELY STANDS UP AND STARTS EATING GRASS AND ****

BUT THEN YOU HAVE HUMANS, SUPPOSEDLY THE SMARTEST ANIMALS ON EARTH, WHO JUST COME OUT THE PUSSY AND THEN SIT AROUND AND PLAY IN THEIR OWN **** AND SPIT ALL AROUND AND BUBBLE AND FOAM EVERYWHERE AND JUST FLOP AROUND LIKE A RAGGY DOLL LIKE A TOTAL IDIOTS AND THEN UNTIL THEIR THIRD BIRTHDAY WHERE THEY STAND UP AND WAVE AND PROCLAIM "Hello I have obtained more cognizance prior to what I possessed preceding this current juncture"

humans are STUPID
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#2 Posted: 02:11:18 06/03/2017
You're a human too, so hypocrisy at it's finest
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Moved to TimDrake, talk to me there.
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#3 Posted: 02:11:59 06/03/2017
so.... fish are better?
LegendOfZelda Emerald Sparx Gems: 3787
#4 Posted: 02:14:27 06/03/2017
Whoa calm down
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My avatar looks like crap because dark has a stupid 40KB size cap
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#5 Posted: 02:19:28 06/03/2017 | Topic Creator
Why can't humans just be born and then immediately stand up and do a funny dance and then go out and buy milk and pay for taxes and raise a cow and sell a cow and have an existential crisis over their own mortality
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#6 Posted: 02:19:47 06/03/2017
YOU THINK I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING ****IN MOZART!?
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#7 Posted: 02:20:58 06/03/2017
are you okay
Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906
#8 Posted: 04:13:18 06/03/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Why can't humans just be born and then immediately stand up and do a funny dance and then go out and buy milk and pay for taxes and raise a cow and sell a cow and have an existential crisis over their own mortality


Quote: TheToyNerd
YOU THINK I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING ****IN MOZART!?



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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 04:15:23 06/03/2017 by Waaksian
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#9 Posted: 04:46:01 06/03/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: TheToyNerd
YOU THINK I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING ****IN MOZART!?


haha that is indeed a reference i understand

But that doesn't change the fact that humans are a worthless cause
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Alydol Ripto Gems: 1330
#10 Posted: 03:59:39 07/03/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: TheToyNerd
YOU THINK I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING ****IN MOZART!?


haha that is indeed a reference i understand

But that doesn't change the fact that humans are a worthless cause


You realize that, if humans didn't exist, you wouldn't either.
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#11 Posted: 04:26:59 07/03/2017 | Topic Creator
Quote: Alydol
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: TheToyNerd
YOU THINK I CAME OUT THE PUSSY DRAWING ****IN MOZART!?


haha that is indeed a reference i understand

But that doesn't change the fact that humans are a worthless cause


You realize that, if humans didn't exist, you wouldn't either.


I'd be glad
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Alydol Ripto Gems: 1330
#12 Posted: 05:14:20 07/03/2017
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Alydol
Quote: 84skylanderdude


haha that is indeed a reference i understand

But that doesn't change the fact that humans are a worthless cause


You realize that, if humans didn't exist, you wouldn't either.


I'd be glad


So you couldn't have said it


P A R A D O X?
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#13 Posted: 06:03:31 07/03/2017
are you just figuring it out now or
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#14 Posted: 11:28:43 07/03/2017
Well, these animals are born like that because there's a big chance they'll get hunted immediately. Maybe we need to put instant pressure on babies to get careers so theybdo the same
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#15 Posted: 14:30:06 07/03/2017
cool story bro
willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#16 Posted: 20:10:15 07/03/2017
"People are stupid." - Dr. Ben Carson
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