darkSpyro

I keep having this weird feeling. Like, a feeling that some unknown thing is gonna kick-start me down a trail of sorts. kind of like when that apple fell on isaac newton's head. i have this weird feeling that someone/something is gonna find me.. like... a feeling deep in my chest. that something/someone is gonna help me make.. something. it's like my body is expecting some kind of encounter, and it's tensing up for it... but i don't know WHY. is this.. normal? like.. thinking about it makes my heart race. typing this alone is making my eyes water. it's weird.

another weird thing- last night, my Xbox turned on randomly. My door was locked, and no animals were in there.. it just went on. why would my xbox turn on at night, and i start physically expecting a chance to make a game the next day? are ghosts real? am i being haunted by a ghost? is this my punishment for watching a Night In The Woods let's play?? i want answers

I feel like that constantly but I think it's just anxiety. Also, my PS3 did that once, and I was freaked out until I realized that it did that to sync stuff to my online storage or whatever.

Not saying there's a logical explanation to everything that happens, because there's been strange things happen to me before, but I know what it's like to be paranoid about stuff like that too.

Alright, start with a virgin goat, chick-fil-a sauce, a fedora, 6 boiled eggs, and 9 deflated basketballs. Start by placing the goat inside a Star of David on your roof. Next, set up the six eggs in different places around the house where you expect the spirit to show up. Make sure the basketballs have chick-fil-a sauce spread across them, and the goat has a fedora on its d ick. Keep the basketballs at hand while you start singing sweatshirt to draw out the spirit. Once it appears, start nailing it with the deflated chick-fil-a balls (a ghosts only weakness). Once all 9 balls have firmly connected with the spirit, your eggs will awaken. The eggs will encase the ghost in an ethereal container while the goat enters supersaiyan mode. Supersaiyan virgin goat will promptly return the spirit to hell and you can go on with your daily life.

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Alright, start with a virgin goat, chick-fil-a sauce, a fedora, 6 boiled eggs, and 9 deflated basketballs. Start by placing the goat inside a Star of David on your roof. Next, set up the six eggs in different places around the house where you expect the spirit to show up. Make sure the basketballs have chick-fil-a sauce spread across them, and the goat has a fedora on its d ick. Keep the basketballs at hand while you start singing sweatshirt to draw out the spirit. Once it appears, start nailing it with the deflated chick-fil-a balls (a ghosts only weakness). Once all 9 balls have firmly connected with the spirit, your eggs will awaken. The eggs will encase the ghost in an ethereal container while the goat enters supersaiyan mode. Supersaiyan virgin goat will promptly return the spirit to hell and you can go on with your daily life.

That sounds like a lot of work so I would like proof of this working before attempting it myself.

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Alright, start with a virgin goat, chick-fil-a sauce, a fedora, 6 boiled eggs, and 9 deflated basketballs. Start by placing the goat inside a Star of David on your roof. Next, set up the six eggs in different places around the house where you expect the spirit to show up. Make sure the basketballs have chick-fil-a sauce spread across them, and the goat has a fedora on its d ick. Keep the basketballs at hand while you start singing sweatshirt to draw out the spirit. Once it appears, start nailing it with the deflated chick-fil-a balls (a ghosts only weakness). Once all 9 balls have firmly connected with the spirit, your eggs will awaken. The eggs will encase the ghost in an ethereal container while the goat enters supersaiyan mode. Supersaiyan virgin goat will promptly return the spirit to hell and you can go on with your daily life.

The easier way? Take a no-kill trap for large animals, a top hat, a peanut, a frozen mouse, a knife, a broken TV, and a chainsaw. Put the peanut in the trap and wait for the shadow cat to come. A black cat with green eyes and blood coming out of its rear is what your looking for, that is the shadow cat. Now take the cat inside and put it on a flat surface. You need to cut this cat into pieces. Use the chainsaw to cut off the legs, then use the knife to cut off the ears, then the tail, then put a v-shaped cut on the neck and wait for it to bleed to death. Now wouldn't this cat be dead already? NO, it reappears after death at the nearest peanut. Cut off the head, but not at the head, at the neck. Not at the top of the neck but at the bottom of the neck. Cut out all the insides and throw them outside. Take the head to a taxidermist to make a head trophy. Glue the top hat to wear the ears would have been and put the frozen mouse in the mouth. Nail the trophy to the back of the broken TV. And hang it over your mantle. Now repeat these words "come to me you stupid spirits, or you'll become a cat, with a mouse in your mouth and a hat on your head!" The trophies eyes will start glowing and you'll hear the ghostbusters song before you see the spirit in front of you. He is indeed a cat. Take the knife, nail it onto the table, cut the cat in half. Take the organs, if they're black it's the spirit but if it's purple it's the shadow cat, and you need to repeat the process, but if it's black, put them in the trophies mouth where the frozen mouse should be, but the spirit made it alive again, anyways, the trophy will eat the organs. Put the rest of the cat inside the oven, cook it with mustard, put the timer on for an hour but the temperature must be "4659" which is not the degrees, but it's a code for the degrees, which should be 777 degrees. Take a bucket of water, just in case the oven catches on fire, that means the spirit is not entirely gone. Take it out after an hour. You should find the mouse on the ground, kill it, and coat the cat in the mouse blood. Congrats! You've banished the spirit from our world. You should receive an achievement.

Zap has schizophrenia, simple. Soon he'll think the Government is watching him.

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Zap has schizophrenia, simple. Soon he'll think the Government is watching him.

BUT THEY ARE WATCHING
ALL OF US

You say your house is haunted? Don't worry - I know a really great and easy exorcist that includes a wrecking ball, a bulldozer and some explosives.

Oh right, and if you do it wrong, one of three things might happen.
1. The ghost will be summoned but will be invisible, it will turn all the clocks to midnight you have one minute to escape your house.
2. The shadow cat will kill you
3. You just... die.

Quote: ZapNorris

I keep having this weird feeling. Like, a feeling that some unknown thing is gonna kick-start me down a trail of sorts. kind of like when that apple fell on isaac newton's head. i have this weird feeling that someone/something is gonna find me.. like... a feeling deep in my chest. that something/someone is gonna help me make.. something. it's like my body is expecting some kind of encounter, and it's tensing up for it... but i don't know WHY. is this.. normal? like.. thinking about it makes my heart race. typing this alone is making my eyes water. it's weird.

another weird thing- last night, my Xbox turned on randomly. My door was locked, and no animals were in there.. it just went on. why would my xbox turn on at night, and i start physically expecting a chance to make a game the next day? are ghosts real? am i being haunted by a ghost? is this my punishment for watching a Night In The Woods let's play?? i want answers

Call the ghostbusters.

Have you tried calling the 4 middle-aged unfunny women with laser backpacks?

Quote: Greeble

Quote: ZapNorris

I keep having this weird feeling. Like, a feeling that some unknown thing is gonna kick-start me down a trail of sorts. kind of like when that apple fell on isaac newton's head. i have this weird feeling that someone/something is gonna find me.. like... a feeling deep in my chest. that something/someone is gonna help me make.. something. it's like my body is expecting some kind of encounter, and it's tensing up for it... but i don't know WHY. is this.. normal? like.. thinking about it makes my heart race. typing this alone is making my eyes water. it's weird.

another weird thing- last night, my Xbox turned on randomly. My door was locked, and no animals were in there.. it just went on. why would my xbox turn on at night, and i start physically expecting a chance to make a game the next day? are ghosts real? am i being haunted by a ghost? is this my punishment for watching a Night In The Woods let's play?? i want answers

Call the ghostbusters.

id rather be haunted then have feminazi ghostbusters in my house

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Greeble

Quote: ZapNorris

I keep having this weird feeling. Like, a feeling that some unknown thing is gonna kick-start me down a trail of sorts. kind of like when that apple fell on isaac newton's head. i have this weird feeling that someone/something is gonna find me.. like... a feeling deep in my chest. that something/someone is gonna help me make.. something. it's like my body is expecting some kind of encounter, and it's tensing up for it... but i don't know WHY. is this.. normal? like.. thinking about it makes my heart race. typing this alone is making my eyes water. it's weird.

another weird thing- last night, my Xbox turned on randomly. My door was locked, and no animals were in there.. it just went on. why would my xbox turn on at night, and i start physically expecting a chance to make a game the next day? are ghosts real? am i being haunted by a ghost? is this my punishment for watching a Night In The Woods let's play?? i want answers

Call the ghostbusters.

id rather be haunted then have feminazi ghostbusters in my house

I'd get rid of the ghost for about tree fiddy.

Quote: Greeble

Quote: ZapNorris

Quote: Greeble

Call the ghostbusters.

id rather be haunted then have feminazi ghostbusters in my house

I'd get rid of the ghost for about tree fiddy.

i trust greeble more than i trust Leslie Jones that's for sure

No Zap...

You´re just imagining things, Imagination is more powerful then you think.