darkSpyro

RULES: You are the butler of the guy above you. You have to do whatever your master says. You are also the master of the guy under you, and you have to give him an "impossible" task. The butler HAS to fulfill his master's orders in some way. Here's an example:

Master: Butler! Lick your elbow!

Butler: Okay, I will cut off my arm and then lick my elbow.

After the butler obeys the command, he must then follow it up with a command of his own for the person below him, which they must carry out in some way and so on.

I'll start:

Butler, cut my milk in half!

Okay, I will freeze it, then cut it in half.


Butler, stick your feet up your nostrils.

Yes, Master. I shall cut off my feet and stick them up my nostrils.

Butler, pick up these ice cubes using only chopsticks.

Yes, master I shall use huge chopsticks(I have no idea what else to do)

Butler, please everyone in the whole world

Ok, I will kill everyone in the world and take their money. Then I will be pleased.

Butler, please Soft Reset for a Shiny Zygarde in Pokémon X and Y

Ok, I will hack the game so that after a soft reset, Zygarde will be shiny no matter what.

Butler, please stab yourself in the heart and live.

Of course, i will have a heart transplant and stab my own removed heart

Butler, please dip yourself in acid and come out unharmed

Okay, I will dip myself in lemon juice, master!

Butler, fetch me my coat please.

I'd love to fetch your coat, but you kinda have to throw it first.

Butler, bring me the head of woolly rhinoceros.

Ok, I will catch a rhino, glue wool to it and cut off it's head

Butler, get me a real Pikachu

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*steals dehna for artificial orgahnizams 0-- I mean, DNA for artificial organizims -- I mean, DEE, ENN, AYY, for artificial orgaNISMS -- and alters them into a pickachu -- I mean, PIKASHU -- I mean OH FUGGEDABOUTIT*

Yo, Butler. Make me a dragon.

I need dinosaur and reptile parts first. Oh this is a freak more then a dragon.

Butler, get me the most rarest relic in the world.