darkSpyro

Hey y'all. It's ya boi Chef CK257. Today, Imma show you the dankest recipe for a bowl of oatmeal on the planet. If followed correctly, you'll have yourself the freshest bowl of oatmeal on the planet. This recipe has been handed down in my family for generations, and now Imma make it public cause why not. Now brace yourself cause here's the recipe and the process for making the bestest of the best bowl of oatmeal on the planet kiddos.

1. Get in ya super dope car and drive up to ya nearest supermarket. Purchase some old fashioned oats and it's all good.
2. Drive to ya home and get a bowl of oatmeal.
3. Pour half a cup of oats into the bowl and then it's lit.
4. Add half a cup of water, and that'll make it nice and dank and T H I C C.
5. Nuke that sucker in the microwave for a minute twenty-five seconds. Careful getting the oatmeal out after cause the bowl'll be as hot as spicy memes.
6. Let that boi dry out for a minute and give it time to cool.
7. Add yo toppings. I like cinnamon on mine. Not too much tho or I start to choke on it lel.
8. Yo oatmeal is done y'all.

Hope ya'll oatmeal turns out good with this dope recipe.

*dat boi