darkSpyro

GQ:
I reign supreme!
And i’m living the dream
Creator of the Doom Raiders
Beatin’ up the Trap Team
When i unleash my flows, foes turn to gold!
You’re a crazy lunatic!
(Did i mention you’re old?)
I make enemies weak!
I never lose!
My wardrobe’s on fleek!
You wear a robe and squeaky shoes!
You and your puppet can go and see the door
For i am the supreme master sorceror!


CM:
Well you’re not a chompy, so i don’t like you!
(Puppet) And i’m the chompy puppet, i don’t like you too!
(Puppet) So whadda we do mage? It’s our finest hour!
We’ll show this golden hoe some CHOMPY POWER!
This mage is out the cage!
And me and my puppet are on this stage!
I’m a pretty nice guy, but insult my age?
And i’m ready to go into an en fuego rage!
(Puppet) While you use your evil for stealing and lying,
Me and my puppet were fighting giants!
So move out the way, or you’ll get stomped!
(Puppet) By my homeboy, the true champ of chomp!


GQ:
ENOUGH!
I have had it with your insolence, fool!
I own an empire of evil, you are but a tool!
I run this business, i’m a purveyor of cruel!
They call me the queen because i will rule!
I have an armory full of rhymes to diss you!
A grown man with a puppet? That’s an issue..
Call me grief, i’ll put you in the nile
And i’d bet a hundred thousand dollars you’re a pedophile!
All of your attempts of villainy are feeble!
I’m good as gold and A LOT MORE EVIL!
And if i remember correctly, you joined MY TEAM!
So be a good servant, and BOW TO YOUR QUEEN!
CM:
(Puppet) Well sheesh, somebody wanted to be tough!
It’s okay puppet, it’s her time of the month.
Now while i’ll admit, you’re a sorcerer master
I’ll hit you both ways with a staff and a BLASTER!
That’s right! I’ve got a trigger finger and it’s itching!
(Puppet) And nobody can stand your royal *****ing!
No wonder wolfgang stabbed you in the back,
(Puppet) Went to the future, and let you get attacked!
Because that fleabag was loyal to no royal!
And to be technical, i’ve got a cool trick
When i turn into a chompy, you’ll be chomping at the bit!
And here’s something i should’ve said from the start
(Puppet) What good is your dough if you’re poor in your heart?

So i decided to do my own! And i liked the idea of Luminous and Blaster-tron so.. lets go


Blaster Tron:
Target Acquired! Thats what i can say!
Because I have my own figure, today ay!
Anyway lets get this over with
The Portal master asked me to play with him!
Nobody remembers you!
You're pack is overpriced! And you are too!
Nobody could find you, you were hanging Nightshade
While you were hiding I had my future made!
Nobody could even see you anymore!
You were something that was thrown out the door!
While you were hoping for an adventure
I was seen directly in the future!

Luminous:
Ok it my time to shine!
Litterally, I don't even like your rhymes!
I can Illuminate the room!
While your just siting there, drowning in gloom
and do you have the power to turn into mags?
Sorry, I forgot you are a pile of rags
Good to Evil in just a switch?
Everyone knows your a big *****
A blaster to a sword?
You can even more your arms, you pile of cords!