Name: Ol' Smiley Joe
Age: Old
Species: Likely human, although some rumors cite him as part Vulcan
Appearance:
![[User Posted Image]](https://i.imgur.com/w3hnntM.jpg)
Abilities: Managing his Olive Garden, playing Through the Fire and Flames on his trusty banjo, handling unruly customers, supplying mostly endless free breadsticks to customers
About: Thoughtful old man who can put his foot down when he needs to, gets almost irrationally angry at people who have talks of betrayal in his Olive Garden, fashion conscious
Now, to begin.
Ol' Smiley Joe unlocked the doors to his beloved Olive Garden, ready for a new business day. He made his way back to his secret office and grabbed his trusty binoculars off his desk. He admired his framed photo of Kevin James for a few moments before going back outside the store and sitting on the stool behind his moderately convincing cardboard bush by the front doors. Slipping his binoculars through the designated slot in the fake bush, he kept watch for homeless people to guard his establishment from, and also for his employees to arrive.