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Why do people hate Shark Tale [CLOSED]
JohnnySmasher42 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3103
#1 Posted: 01:52:02 27/09/2016 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 01:52:23 27/09/2016
Cause it sucked
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#3 Posted: 02:02:44 27/09/2016
I tough it was my dream about Finding Nemo.
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Bruh
Alydol Ripto Gems: 1330
#4 Posted: 02:14:44 27/09/2016
.... I don't really care, it's a movie
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#5 Posted: 03:11:21 27/09/2016
Because it's a horrid and cringey movie
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#6 Posted: 03:27:08 27/09/2016
a souless cash grab of finding nemo while also trying way too hard to be hip
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#7 Posted: 03:27:42 27/09/2016
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Cause it sucked


I was gonna say that :(
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#8 Posted: 03:32:35 27/09/2016
will smith fish
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#9 Posted: 03:34:45 27/09/2016
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will smith fish



Is Shark Tale as bad as Larry?
Waaksian Emerald Sparx Gems: 4906
#10 Posted: 14:04:13 27/09/2016
Come on, people, shark mafia! SHARK MAFIA!
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#11 Posted: 14:07:35 27/09/2016
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Is Shark Tale as bad as Larry?


so much worse
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#12 Posted: 17:19:37 27/09/2016
I watched it. It was okay, except for one tiny little detail that RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE (aside from the character designs. I never liked them.

(Spoilers for Shark Tale, do not read unless you've watched the movie or never want to watch it)
That one vegetarian shark disguised himself as a dolphin and the fish were okay with him, though when he was a shark they weren't okay with him. DOLPHINS EAT FISH TOO YOU UNINTELLIGENT MAMMAL-LOVING SCRIPT WRITERS
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#13 Posted: 17:59:28 27/09/2016
Because the main protagonist looks like Will Smith in The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

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Ack! Oh jeez get it outta here!
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#14 Posted: 18:02:54 27/09/2016
will smiths face
on
a fish
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#15 Posted: 14:07:58 28/09/2016
Hipster Nemo
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#16 Posted: 14:45:47 28/09/2016
will smith fish
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#17 Posted: 16:44:50 28/09/2016
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a souless cash grab of finding nemo while also trying way too hard to be hip


This right here.

That said, I'm pretty sure I went to see it in theaters as a kid. Now that I'm an adult, I can imagine the parent who took me was having a miserable time. ^.^;
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#18 Posted: 04:27:21 29/09/2016
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#19 Posted: 01:25:33 30/09/2016
The only good thing that came out of that movie is the shrimp's story, and the "I am not a nobody" clip.
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#20 Posted: 02:18:14 30/09/2016
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It's actually hiding a huge conspiracy. You see, the original pitch for Shark Tale contained content that would brainwash the masses into saying Antz was better than A Bug's Life (which it is, but the masses are dumb), executives just decided that it involved too much effort. To cut a long story short, the reason Shark Tale sucks now is because they wanted it to suck, so that people wouldn't go poking around and figure out the secret of its inception. Also, it was originally going to be a trilogy, Half-Life 3, Illuminati, etc.


It actually goes much deeper than that. The film itself was designed by Dreamworks to create a legion of Shrek-worshiping, loyal viewer zombies that would flock to all their mountains of sequels in drove.

...And clearly, seeing as the studio is somehow still alive while pumping out ridiculous numbers of sequels and TV spin-offs, it worked!
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JohnnySmasher42 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3103
#21 Posted: 11:02:35 30/09/2016 | Topic Creator
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Quote: Drawdler
It's actually hiding a huge conspiracy. You see, the original pitch for Shark Tale contained content that would brainwash the masses into saying Antz was better than A Bug's Life (which it is, but the masses are dumb), executives just decided that it involved too much effort. To cut a long story short, the reason Shark Tale sucks now is because they wanted it to suck, so that people wouldn't go poking around and figure out the secret of its inception. Also, it was originally going to be a trilogy, Half-Life 3, Illuminati, etc.


It actually goes much deeper than that. The film itself was designed by Dreamworks to create a legion of Shrek-worshiping, loyal viewer zombies that would flock to all their mountains of sequels in drove.

...And clearly, seeing as the studio is somehow still alive while pumping out ridiculous numbers of sequels and TV spin-offs, it worked!

It seems like now sequels are the only good movies Dreamworks can make.
Kung Fu Panda 3: amazing
Home: trash
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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#22 Posted: 15:28:06 30/09/2016
Quote: JohnnySmasher42
Quote: HIR
Quote: Drawdler
It's actually hiding a huge conspiracy. You see, the original pitch for Shark Tale contained content that would brainwash the masses into saying Antz was better than A Bug's Life (which it is, but the masses are dumb), executives just decided that it involved too much effort. To cut a long story short, the reason Shark Tale sucks now is because they wanted it to suck, so that people wouldn't go poking around and figure out the secret of its inception. Also, it was originally going to be a trilogy, Half-Life 3, Illuminati, etc.


It actually goes much deeper than that. The film itself was designed by Dreamworks to create a legion of Shrek-worshiping, loyal viewer zombies that would flock to all their mountains of sequels in drove.

...And clearly, seeing as the studio is somehow still alive while pumping out ridiculous numbers of sequels and TV spin-offs, it worked!

It seems like now sequels are the only good movies Dreamworks can make.
Kung Fu Panda 3: amazing
Home: trash



I liked Home...
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#23 Posted: 16:02:47 30/09/2016
Quote: JohnnySmasher42
Quote: HIR
Quote: Drawdler
It's actually hiding a huge conspiracy. You see, the original pitch for Shark Tale contained content that would brainwash the masses into saying Antz was better than A Bug's Life (which it is, but the masses are dumb), executives just decided that it involved too much effort. To cut a long story short, the reason Shark Tale sucks now is because they wanted it to suck, so that people wouldn't go poking around and figure out the secret of its inception. Also, it was originally going to be a trilogy, Half-Life 3, Illuminati, etc.


It actually goes much deeper than that. The film itself was designed by Dreamworks to create a legion of Shrek-worshiping, loyal viewer zombies that would flock to all their mountains of sequels in drove.

...And clearly, seeing as the studio is somehow still alive while pumping out ridiculous numbers of sequels and TV spin-offs, it worked!

It seems like now sequels are the only good movies Dreamworks can make.
Kung Fu Panda 3: amazing
Home: trash


That's just furthering their plot, man! They make terrible originals until people beg them to keep churning out sequels.

It's only a matter of time before Shrek and Po rise to power and topple Disney... and then conquer the world! BUT I'M ON TO THEM, I TELLS YA! <.>
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#24 Posted: 16:30:02 30/09/2016
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#25 Posted: 16:50:58 30/09/2016
Quote: JohnnySmasher42

It seems like now sequels are the only good movies Dreamworks can make.
Kung Fu Panda 3: amazing
Home: trash



I highly recommend reading the book Home was based off of. It's superior in its wit and charm.

Even though I enjoyed the movie, the book still stands as the better media, in my opinion.


Also, Shark Tale was my childhood, you guys can hate all you want.
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#26 Posted: 17:46:20 30/09/2016
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