darkSpyro

The rules are simple.
You answer the above question of which you'd rather have, and say your reasons for your choice, and then you post your OWN "Would you rather".

Example:
Quote: EXAMPLE

Would you rather:
Lose your sense of taste // Lose your sense of smell

Then, after you answer it, create your own, then the next user to comment must answer it, and then create their own.

Would you rather:
Kill your dog, whom you've loved as if he was your own brother // Wrestle and kill a giant shark with your bare hands

The shark...

Would you rather be killed without any way to say goodbye to your family
OR
Live forever and be forced to watch those you love die while you can't.

First one

Would you rather swallow 10 raw slugs
OR
Wallow through a foot deep pit filled with cockroaches

...Cockroaches.

Would you rather:
Eat poop.
OR
Drink pee.

Wow. Hard choice there, but I guess I could wash the taste of the latter out easier.

Would you rather live forever but be eternally in pain
OR
Die extremely young

Latter. Immortality sucks.

Would you rather be able to teleport or have telekinesis?

Telekinesis (if I'm thinking of the right thing) because I'm lazy and I want to just grab fruit snacks without getting off the couch

Would you rather be eternally imprisoned in a crystal
OR
in a hotel

HOTEL!!!!

Would you rather:

Be friends with Jacksepticeye
OR
Be friends with Markiplier

HEHE I'M A NINJA

I dunno I don't YouTube

Would you rather eat a live chicken
OR
be eaten by a goat

...I choose 2 because goats are herbivores. They can't eat anyone. LOOPHOLE!

Would you rather:

Be a PlayStation
OR
Be a Xbox.

Playstation

Would you rather die
OR
Be almost killed but survive without use of your legs, being blind deaf and mute.

I'd rather die.

Would you rather...

Be attacked by a horse-sized chicken?
OR
Be attacked by a herd of chicken-sized horses?

Oh hey I was asked a similar question in a video game and replied with "huh?" But I guess the chicken because when it's over I get chicken for a long time

Would you rather eat a waffle iron
OR
A grill

grill


Would you rather become a Magikarp
OR
a Goldeen

No clue what those two Pokémon are, but I'll go with Magikarp 'cause I like magic and carp.

Would you rather:
Eat a live frog
OR
Eat a live slug

Eat a live frog

Would you rather:
Kiss Falco
or
Kiss a Koffing

Koffing is friend so Koffing

Would you rather have a Greninja
OR
An army of Goldeen

A army of Greninja

Would you rather
Dab
or
Whip and Nae Nae

I'd rather dab because the embarrassment wouldn't be as prolonged.

Would you rather...

Have to survive on an island infested with dinosaurs?
OR
Have to survive on an alien planet covered almost entirely by ocean?

Ocean planet I like oceans

Would you rather explode
OR
Implode

And Pokemon... an ARMY of Greninja wasn't an option. I meant one Greninja.

Explode

Would you rather
play Pokemon Go for the rest of your life
or
Never grow up

Never grow up. Adulthood ain't all it's cracked up to be...

Would you rather....

Eat a handful of fried ants?
OR
Eat a pair of toasted bat wings?

The ants. Bugs can actually taste good, take it from me.

Would you rather die a painful and slow death
OR
Be killed in your sleep so you'll never know how you died.

Sleep death, I guess. Now for a positive one...
Would you rather punch as hard as Saitama (One Punch Man) or run as fast as Sonic?

Punch as hard as Saitama (One Punch Man)

Would you rather...

Jump like Mario
OR
Glide like Spyro ?

Punch really hard cause I don't care if I'm fast

Would you rather crows or cats

Glide like Spyro and Crows

Would you rather have green or blue skin?

green skin


would you rather
Be stuck on a huge spaceship with a killer alien
or
Be stuck in Paper Mario Sticker Star's world

Spaceship, he may be killer but that doesn't mean he's not nice.

Would you rather be frozen or burned to death?

Frozen, because I'd rather be cold than warm.

Would you rather ice cream
OR
Cake?

Ice Cream!

Would you rather never see color again or never hear tone again?

Color?
Damn, that's a good question.

Would you rather mute or unable to smell?

Unable to smell.

Would you rather:

Eat a turkey sandwich, but the turkey in it is very much alive, and on fire.
OR
Eat a raw, bloody, rotten, sick fish.

Well there's less for me to lose in the first one (I don't watch tv or movies very much) so that one.

Would you rather waffles
OR
Candy canes?

You never said anything about Skymiibo! (hammer slam bowser, turbo charge donkey kong)

Would you rather:

Be sacrificed to Super Senpai Hood Sickle
OR
Be thrown into a endless fiery pit, where you will fall infinitely, burning to a crisp, in lots of pain, yet you never die.

Prollally be sacrificed...

Would you rather be crushed by a horse
OR
Hit by a car

Already being, hit by a car.

Would you rather explore space or ocean deeps?

Ocean because you have a higher change of surviving if your oxygen tanks ran out.

Would you rather:

Drink a cup of fresh, warm pee
OR
Eat a bowl of fresh, steaming poop

I'd go with pee. It seems like it'd be marginally less disgusting to me.

Would you rather...

Explore an Egyptian tomb?
OR
Explore a pirate shipwreck?

Egyptian tomb, as long as it's untouched.

Would you rather

Know that there is a God?
OR
Become a god yourself?

Quess :^)
I can finally create the animal human hybrids. AND ALL THE SHARKS BELONG TO ME

Would you rather

Attain a status of a celebrity
Or
Remain unknown to the masses

Remain unknown.
I'd become a good FBI spy!

Would you rather:
Die of starvation
OR
Die of dehydration

Die of starvation. When I'm dehydrated I feel like crap, when I starving, I get really tired, so I'd be more likely to go to sleep and die.

Would you rather:
Have all of the money in the world, but die in 10 years
OR
Have nothing but the cloths on your back for the rest of your life and live to be 90.

Money. To have nothing at all is a dead end scenario... I can live large for a decade and that's kick ass, plus I can donate some of that money to charities and family members and make others happy. I'll go out with a bang.

Would you rather...?
-Live in your dream house with everything you could need just a snap of a finger away, but you're alone all the time?
~OR~
-Live with the perfect family personality wise condemned to the lower class for eternity? You can't get ahead but you can do anything to your heart's content assuming you can afford it.

2.

Would you rather:
Die old, crying in a cave
OR
Die young, while still happy

Die young. No question.

Would you rather be
Artistically talented but poor.
Or
Have no artistic talent nor taste, but above average income

I can survive with less links to the arts. I'll become a video game programmer instead.

Would you rather:
Be a normal human but live to be 100 years old
OR
Become a superhero but only live to be 50?