darkSpyro

Probably the stupidest thing I've ever done was, a few years back, I was driving with my buddy on the highway at night and this guy wanted to race, so being the idiot I was, I accepted his challenge, and before I knew it, we were doing 180 km/h in a 100 km/ zone. I started getting a bad feeling and so I slowed down, while the guy kept going. Luckily I did, because there was a cop sitting around the bend and he ended up pulling over the other guy, while I drove by, like nothing had happened. I would never do that again, that's for sure.

Two weeks ago at work the stapler kept jamming. Now mind you I do have somewhat of an anger problem especially if something isn't working the way it should be. I was really really busy and that damn stapler wouldn't work unless I slammed down on it really hard. It was closing time at work, I was tired and I wanted to go home. I lost my patience with that stapler. I got mad so I slammed down on the stapler not realizing my finger was in the way...omg I stapled my finger. I now have a tiny hole in the center of my fingernail.
Words of caution: Always make sure you finger is out of the way when you're working with a damn temperamental stapler.

Leaving my moms vagina. Should have stayed inside forever.

I once chugged half a bottle of ketchup. I wasn't even dared to do it...i just did.

Drinking a glass of undiluted Ribena.

Thinking I could survive swimming through lava in Minecraft if I went fast enough.

Serenade a girl with a song from Animaniacs

Tbh not my dumbest moment but starting to feel a little stupid for my last wall of text.

I ate a potato

Exist.


But seriously, I have to many stupid moments, I don't even lowness which one is my stupidest.

Dang mega spyro, don't steal my jokes...

Leave my bed.

Look out of a wide open window during lightning storm. Less then five seconds after a leave the window, lighting strikes through it leaving a cool pattern on the wall. I nearly died.

Drink perfume.

I don't know what happened or how my brain decided that I was holding a drink because I was talking to parents in a bathroom when I was young. The next second I had it unscrewed and was ready to down an entire bottle of perfume; thankfully parents noticed faster than I did.

In recent memory, buying a Skylanders Swap Force Portal to replace my old Giants one knowing fully that I'm getting one from Imaginators anyway. At least the seller understood and cancelled it real quick once I messaged him.

Join this site, I knew everyone would hate me.

Maybe don't throw childish insults at people, I heard from -insert every user who doesn't get into constant fights here- that it works wonders.

Oh Bifrost, you made me remember of the day that, as a kid, I tried to use a cigarette that was around...

Never again...

It would be either talking or going onto this site...

I don't know about dumbest thing, but the most embarrassing thing I ever did happened on the first day of my dance class. I didn't see the second dance studio and walked into the breakdancing class instead of my jazz class.

Quote: Drawdler

joining this website

Ya beat me to it.

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It would be either talking or going onto this site...

Hey now, can you please stop pulling out the victim card here? You literally started it with insulting random people on this site. Can you pull yourself together and quit this "everyone hates you" BS? It's getting very frustrating! You were doing so well, too!

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Quote: Alydol

It would be either talking or going onto this site...

Hey now, can you please stop pulling out the victim card here? You literally started it with insulting random people on this site. Can you pull yourself together and quit this "everyone hates you" BS? It's getting very frustrating! You were doing so well, too!

Fine I'll stop

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Quote: TheToyNerd

Quote: Alydol

It would be either talking or going onto this site...

Hey now, can you please stop pulling out the victim card here? You literally started it with insulting random people on this site. Can you pull yourself together and quit this "everyone hates you" BS? It's getting very frustrating! You were doing so well, too!

Fine I'll stop

Thank you. You're getting better! Don't freak out so much, man. You'll be fine!

skipped school for two years when i was 10

I locked myself in a toy hamper and almost suffocated myself well that's just the first thing that comes to mind.

Falling for a certain user ;)

Sprayed perfume in my eye when I was younger. Also when I skipped a year of school. And when I first became a fangirl and ruined my already hopeless life.

Took it upon myself to retrieve a handball my friends lost in our schoolyard back in elementary. It was during after school so the yard was closed off; the doors would lock from the outside. I went out and got the ball but found I was stuck in a huge yard alone and I was screaming for someone to open the door for about 20 minutes. I contemplated scaling the 12 foot gate around the perimeter but a custodian heard me and let me back in.

bought a ps4

Anything I say.

I once spent an ungodly amount of time trying to plug in my phone only to realize I was using my iPad charger...

The dumbest thing I ever did was start smoking. I started when I was 12 because it was "cool". It's not cool. Don't do it. Your parents were right when they said it was a horrible habit to get into.

Going outside.

Get stuck in everything. I've been stuck in a banister, a shopping cart, a recycling bin, the truck of my friend's car, and underneath my bead. I think I can make it through tiny gaps, but I'm no longer small enough to.