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POPCORN! We got any?
*is wearing a frilly apron and doing the washing up* Only scraps. Spyro got us to chop each piece of popcorn into a heart shape so him and Cynder and Ember could watch a movie, so he could ask them out, but they can't take a hint. I chopped two of my fingers off
Yuck! Cynder and Ember! XP
So girls, what you think of the movie?
Ok
Ember: Rubbish
C-could I ask you girls, will you go out with me?
WTG! HELL NO!
Ember: WTF! DON'T LOOK AT MEEH!
IS THEIR SOMEONE ELSE, TELL ME IT'S NOT FLAME THE GUY'S A COMPLETE F-
Look here girls it's not easy for men having to tackle 2 girls at once, I remember Saffy and Poo, my girls they were challenging, Saffy was *blah blah blah blah blah*
Ember and We prefure Sparx!
SPARX! Am I that bad
Ember and NO! Sparx is FIT
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITSSSSSS AAAA BAD DREAAAAAAAMMM
They fancy YOU!
Shut up or I'll kick you where your **** comes out! I don't fancy drips!
Ember and Walk up to Sparx with hearts in their eyes
*zip* Er er er Gotta go somewhere! The shop *under his breath* China or Africa maybe D:
*to Ember and Cynder* Happy feasting
Ember and *stick their middle finger up at Spyro*

LoL

*stops at a bus stop* How much is a fare to Canda!? I'll pay anything!
Bus-Driver: Hm 38532597848547677696798689 million
Say WHAT! I'll walk! Though if a news flash comes on saying: "Sparx the dragonfly killed by 2 crazy psyco women" it'll be your fault! I'll pay you £20 to go to Barnsley
Bus-Driver: You got a deal
Ember: Come here sweety
We're behind youuu!!!
O.O *zip*
Bus-Driver: B- Oh he gave the money, excellent
*zip* I'll take that *takes money
Ember: He Ha heeee! *giggles*
He he he! Run for your life SPARXY!
They'll be calling me Sparxykins next!
Oh Sparxykins!
GRRRRRRRRRRR *bump* What the? Who are you
It: I am you're concience
Oh GREAT! SO I'M BUMPING INTO MY CONCIENCE NOW AM I?
It: My name is It
Was that supposed to sound cool? Still keep trying, doin' great
WOO OOOH! SPARXYKINS!
It: You must get up that tree
What ya think I am?! Super-Squirrle!
It: Do you want to be licked?
Depends who by. I-I MEAN NO OF COURSE NOT!!!!
It: Then go up that tree
Which tree? The one Cynder and Ember are up?
It: Darn
SPARX! TO THE BAT-POD
The BAT-POD is off BATMAN!
WELL I STOLE IT DIDN'T I!?
*jumps into the Bat-Pod* Hey! Look, it says Made in China! It always is
Lets run *hits button*
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!
BASH BAM WHAP
*the Bat-Pod is in a tree*
Oh drunken weasles! That went well
Ember and For us! *steal Sparx*
Oh well. At least I tried.
*in a bag* I am in a straw bag, being abducted by Psycos who are talking like stupid twits, I just banged into a tree. What could make this worse?
It: Hello
That could

More!!

Ember: Who kisses him first *giggles*
Me!
Ember: You de boss!
NONE OF YOU TWERPS ARE COMING NEAR ME!
Oh he's cute
It: Hit the bag
Why
It: You get out
No I won't
It: You're right, you won't but it'll be amusing watching you try
*Cynder and Ember tip Sparx onto the table*
GO AWAY
Ember: Ok
Ok
*points at them* Exaples of stupid people
It: Now head for the exit
What exit?
It:.....................................I don't know but it's something they say in films
Head for the chimmneys
EMBER! LIGHT THE FIRE! A HOT HOUSE FOR A HOT PERSON
Pemisson to puke
It: Granted
*pukes*
Ember: CYNDER! Sparx just PUKED! Give him MOUTH to MOUTH
Pemission to scream
It: Granted
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *flies up* Suckers!
It: HA! Say what?
BAT POD! C'MOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
*Arrives in a donut van*
Where do you get these veicles
It: HELLO
AH!
What?
Nuthing
SPAAAAAAAARRRRRXXXXXXYYYYKIIIIINNNNNSSSS
There's something NOW THOUGH! HIT IT
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ember: CUTEY
Can I be sick!?
Not in MY VAN
Donut Man: GIMME MAH VAN BACK YOU PURPLE CREEP
o_e

!!!!

Short one

*nods head in time to music* #HONEY HONEY! HOW HE KILLS ME! A HUH HONEY HONEY#
It: *clamps hand over ears* HUH! I DON'T HAVE HANDS NOOOOOOOOO
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU NOT THE SINGING!
Ember: Yeek! There's no suprise like the familier....of Spyro's singing
*picks up sign saying "WE WANT DONATIONS" and scribbles DONATIONS out and replaces it with SPARX with a giant Crayola crayon* WE WANT SPARX!!! WE WANT SPARX
This is my idea of hell
It: I'm with you on that one
You're part of my hell
It:

!!!!

LOL, more please!

It: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!
SHUT THE **** UP
CUTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE *grabs Sparx*
*from inside a bag* Aren't cars supposed to have WINDOWS!
It: HA HA HA! YOU FAILED! HA

It: Sorry
You better be or you might as well wave good-bye to you're eyes
It: Eyes?
.........Oh shut up
I gotta do a rescue!
*James Bond theme plays*
SWERVE
BASH
BAM
*has crashed into a McDonalds* I needed a gun...
Can I tell you something?
Yes *flutters eyelashes*
You're deranged
I'm just going to forget everything you said then
It: And they call it puppy looooo-oooooovve
You better shut that stupid gob of yours or...or...or you'll wish you had
Ember: Give Sparx here, I'm gonna drug him
You're gonna do WHAT!?
It: She's gonna drug you. You're screwed
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!?

Lol, nice one! This is really funny!

I love It (Sparx's Conciece)

He cracks me up! *cracks up* Whoops. Excuse me for a sec. *changes to new eggshell* Better, and ready for more!

LATER

Ember: OH yummy yummy
It: SPARX, uh uh, you ok buddy!?
I'm here and I'm NOT ok
It: Why?
Because this stupid lunatic keeps following me around! *points at Cynder*
It: Did they drug you
Yes
It: What happened
Not tellin'
It: You kissed em
No...I kicked em into the corner of the table
It: Kicked?
*looks down* Ok you win...I kissed em....ONLY BECAUSE I WAS DRUGGED
It: But why's Ember saying Yummy?
*draws curtains*
Ember: *Is eating Strawberry Tarts*
SPARXYKINS!
What
....
WHAT!
......
WHAT!!!
I just like looking at you
It: Can I eat your Goldfish?
Yes
It: RLY? *while chewing* Why is that
It's dead
It: OxO *SPIT*

lol, It ate a dead Goldfish. Sparx got drugged, oh god!

*looks at battered car* I need petrol
MEANWHILE
HAW HAW! YOU ATEZ A DEAD GOLDFISH
It: YOU snogged Cynder
You win...
It was magical...*faints*
Is she dead
It: Yes
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *parties with Dancing Lego Pieces
It: She isn't really
D: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *music player explodes*
Lego Piece: *hits head on music player*
Other Lego Piece: *in squeaky voice* That cost 5 million studs!
Ember: My turn *puckers lips*
EEEEKKKK
*PANIC ATTACK*
*dives into fish-tank*
Ember: *darts forward and kisses the table*
................................

Ember: *is still kissing table*
It: She must have realised by now
*leaning on the edge of fish-tank* I don't want her too

Ember! Stay with that table! I think he likes it!

IT ate a dead Goldfish!

This is Soooo Funny!

Pfft

Then Cynder's gonna start making out with an icebox...eww.

More!

Ember: Bpy Sparx your lips are h- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It: Pwned
He heh he *waves tensely*
Ember: I LOVE YOU
Did you think that was gonna make a difference?
Ember: Yes
GET HIM
It: I can't watch this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It: Pwned
*breaks in holding a gun*
Everyone: *looks round*
*James Bond music playes*
Ember & YEEK
You're using your toy gun from Toys R us...
*record scratches*
You HAD to ruin the ampmosphere, didn't ya!
It: The 3rd Pwn in 1 minute, that's a world record...

!!!

lol, really, REALLY good!

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so funny!

Not really funny... :/

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore [spoiler] please dont tell me super spyro saw my new signature[/spoiler]

HE is online

Quote: Super Sonic

HE is online

You can't + post.
Stop. :/

yawn i....... want .......................................super ............online

You expect to shoot someone with that
Hmmmmm....Maybe, it can shoot
RLY? Well shoot this dummy *holds up dummy*
BANG
OK OK! I BELIEVE YOU
It: Is there a plastic pig somewhere
You're the plastic pig
And he has the brains of one
It: WHA *sobs*
So which veicle you got!
A pink donkey
It: *peak* Don't I get any sympathy?
Nope, to the pink donkey!
Pink Donkey: I'm doing this for the money
ZIIIIIPPPPP
Ember: Can I lock myself in store room with Sparx?
Ok.....
Ember: YAY
SAY WHUT!
Ember: *zip*
Run for your life SPARXY! *zip*
STEP ON IT PINK DONKEY!!! And stop at that can of pop store
Pink Donkey: Ok *stops*
Wardrobe: COME INSIDE ME TO GO TO NARNIA!
Oooooooh *climbs inside* HEY! THIS AIN'T NARNIA IT'S A SMILY CUSHION!!!
Wardrobe: HEY! I spent ages making that Aslan
Ember: Woooo ooohh! Can I come in
*sqeaky voice* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey-ey! Sparxykins!
WHERE'S A RIFEL WHEN YOU NEED ONE!
& Ember: *climb inside*
It: Bad things are gonna happen
Yup
Pink Donkey: Yup
It: Lets leave him
Yup
Pink Donkey: Yup
HEY! YOU'RE MY CONCIENCE!
It: Darn......
Wardrobe: I'm scared, MUMMY!
Mummy: I'm nut yer mummy
Wardrobe: You're the Mummy of all Mummy's
Mummy: Sorry kid, try Mary Poppins, she lives down Nutcase Street number 13 mental hospital, kids finally drove her crazy
It: WTF?

lol, REALLY GOOD! Keep going!

i am almost laughing myself to death

It: Noomy noomy noomy noom
What the hell are you doing
It: I'm not sure
Cutey!
She woke up!
It: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
HOW'D YOU THINK I FEEL!!!! O.O
Mary Poppins here to save you
OH GREAT! OUT OF THEM ALL YOU PICKED MARY POPPINS
Mary Poppins: IT'S A CHILD!!!!!! D:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to pay her 7432890564739564785867 million for her help you fool!
Ember: Woooo-ooooh!
It: EEEEEEEKKKK!!!! MUMMY!!!
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ZIP*
Ember: He got away *looks at It*
Oh darn *looks at It*
It: DON'T LOOK AT MEEH! *zip*
I really need that rifel, pleeeeaaasee God!
*toy rifel falls down*
You're hopless aren't you

I can understand him running from being over loved, but isnt that a mans best wish?

Quote: Cynder_fan

XDXD
I can understand him running from being over loved, but isnt that a mans best wish? XD

not when want to make love all the time i think

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funny funny fuuuuunnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTE MORE MORE MORE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!

God: Did you ever read the bibel?
Like, oh my god of-
God: DON'T INSULT MEH
Why ever not?
God: Because mother told you not to
WTF? I WANT MY RIFEL!
God: NEVAR! *runs away*
*cries*
I should be weeping! I've got two nutters skipping behind me
Ember: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

DOGS!
See!
WAH HA HA!
What

The

fu-
Do-gooder: Don't swear!
*Grabs Sparx*
Get off me! I'm serious now!
Why So Serious? *grabs knife*

*cuts mouth*
Thanks a bunch *is majourly peeved*
It: It suits you
How flattering. SEE GIRLS, WANNA KISS MY FACE NOW?!
*kisses*
It: Owned.

omg keep going.

Thanks

Stop right there!
OMG! YOU'RE THE JERK WHO TOOK MY BATPOD! *kills*
*dies*
*meanwhile*
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ember:

Yur freaking me out
It:
WHAT?!
It: Cheeeesecaaakee
You got drugged to eh?
It: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT *takes drug*
Ember: What do I have to do to make you go out with me?
Hmmmmmmmm, dance with Cynder and fetch me 2175847159 flowers and spam until you die
Ember: *Waltzes with Cynder and gets 2175847159 flowers* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....
It: She's still going
Leg it

this is funny...