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Your mother is so fat, [CLOSED]
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#1 Posted: 20:43:00 04/09/2016 | Topic Creator
that her BMI was above average.

I'm catchin' on to these your mother jokes!
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#2 Posted: 20:49:15 04/09/2016
Your mother is so pathetic, she stayed with your abusive father and allowed him to ruin your childhood.
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#3 Posted: 21:46:09 04/09/2016
Quote: Metallo
Your mother is so pathetic, she stayed with your abusive father and allowed him to ruin your childhood.



Blame the abuser. Not the victim smh.
Takadox360 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3035
#4 Posted: 22:33:04 04/09/2016
Quote: Metallo
Your mother is so pathetic, she stayed with your abusive father and allowed him to ruin your childhood.



Triggered
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i am trash
Shagaru Magala Blue Sparx Gems: 850
#5 Posted: 23:22:49 04/09/2016
Your mothers so small she could hanglide on a dorito
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smilie
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 23:34:55 04/09/2016
your mother is so fat, lucas was glad when she ****in died
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#7 Posted: 23:53:20 04/09/2016
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that great late artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks...
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#8 Posted: 00:23:54 05/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Your mother is so pathetic, she stayed with your abusive father and allowed him to ruin your childhood.


Your mother is so stupid, she bought charcoal.
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
Cynder Lover25 Gold Sparx Gems: 2332
#9 Posted: 00:24:49 05/09/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
your mother is so fat, lucas was glad when she ****in died



you got me S H O O K
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Been here since 2012...still a gold sparx
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#10 Posted: 20:21:14 05/09/2016
Your mother is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
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Bruh
Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#11 Posted: 20:37:38 05/09/2016
Your mother is so kind, I consider her my friend!
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#12 Posted: 20:42:15 05/09/2016
Your mother is so fat, she has her own gravity.

Quote: Bryman04
Your mother is so kind, I consider her my friend!


Your "friend", right (insert Lenny Face)?
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:44:11 05/09/2016 by Crash10
Bryman04 Gold Sparx Gems: 2116
#13 Posted: 20:43:34 05/09/2016
Quote: Crash10
Your mother is so fat, she has her own gravity.

Quote: Bryman04
Your mother is so kind, I consider her my friend!


Your "friend", right (Insert Lenny Face)?


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),

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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#14 Posted: 23:28:36 05/09/2016
Your mother is so hairy, she shaved and her weight dropped by half.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#15 Posted: 23:39:10 05/09/2016
Quote: StormDragon21
Your mother is so hairy, she shaved and her weight dropped by half.


She's still fat as hell.
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Bruh
Hank R Hill Green Sparx Gems: 272
#16 Posted: 00:18:13 19/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bryman04
Your mother is so kind, I consider her my friend!


What are you, turning into some kind of feminist?
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat!
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