that her BMI was above average.
I'm catchin' on to these your mother jokes!
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Hank R Hill
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#1 Posted: 20:43:00 04/09/2016 | Topic Creator
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat! |
Metallo
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#2 Posted: 20:49:15 04/09/2016
Your mother is so pathetic, she stayed with your abusive father and allowed him to ruin your childhood.
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#3 Posted: 21:46:09 04/09/2016
Quote: Metallo
Blame the abuser. Not the victim smh. |
Takadox360
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#4 Posted: 22:33:04 04/09/2016
Quote: Metallo
Triggered
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i am trash |
Shagaru Magala
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#5 Posted: 23:22:49 04/09/2016
Your mothers so small she could hanglide on a dorito
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#6 Posted: 23:34:55 04/09/2016
your mother is so fat, lucas was glad when she ****in died
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TheToyNerd
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#7 Posted: 23:53:20 04/09/2016
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that great late artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks...
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Hank R Hill
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#8 Posted: 00:23:54 05/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Metallo
Your mother is so stupid, she bought charcoal.
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat! |
Cynder Lover25
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#9 Posted: 00:24:49 05/09/2016
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Been here since 2012...still a gold sparx |
Crash10
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#10 Posted: 20:21:14 05/09/2016
Your mother is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
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#11 Posted: 20:37:38 05/09/2016
Your mother is so kind, I consider her my friend!
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Crash10
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#12 Posted: 20:42:15 05/09/2016
Your mother is so fat, she has her own gravity.
Quote: Bryman04
Your "friend", right (insert Lenny Face)?
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Bruh |
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:44:11 05/09/2016 by Crash10
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#13 Posted: 20:43:34 05/09/2016
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StormDragon21
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#14 Posted: 23:28:36 05/09/2016
Your mother is so hairy, she shaved and her weight dropped by half.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX |
Crash10
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#15 Posted: 23:39:10 05/09/2016
Quote: StormDragon21
She's still fat as hell.
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Bruh |
Hank R Hill
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#16 Posted: 00:18:13 19/09/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Bryman04
What are you, turning into some kind of feminist?
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane: Taste the meat, not the heat! |
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