darkSpyro

First, you must draw a circle with a pentagram in it; placing a lit PB&J scented candle a each point of the star.

Second, you sacrifice a goat within the circle while you chant "Arachibutyrophobia, Arachic, Arachidic, Segmentum".

Third, if the two previous steps were done correctly, Baphomet will then appear before you. You will then present it with a jar of peanut butter and ask it to slice the peanut butter. Baphomet will laugh in delight as it must conjure the darkest of magic, and take your soul, to complete the task. Once the task is done, you will have sliced peanut butter.

Then you say bloody Mary in a bathroom three times right