darkSpyro

Humans evolved with genes similar to plants. And you know what plant genes as well? PLANTS! Plants are marketed to be "healthy" for us but you don't see anybody benefit from eating broccoli'. You know why though? Because eating plants is eating our brothers and sisters. That's right plant eating is cannibalism. Would you want to eat your sister? Of course not but the government has tricked their citizens into thinking that plants taste delicious for some horrible reason. But this does explain how babies who have fresh new minds hate eating plants because they know it's awful while adults love eating it after decades of being forced to believe in cannibalism. Plants are ourselves and you don't want to eat another living and breathing human being. So next time you see that salad punt down that Hidden Valley Ranch and throw it at the chief serving you for spreading cannibalism.

I am a vegetarian not a vegan so am I good

Plants can't run away from hungry humans stop the cruelty

You're willing to hate on vegans while I'm slowly eating your body right now?

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You're willing to hate on vegans while I'm slowly eating your body right now?

O W T H E E D G E

humans are omnivores

need meat

need plant

whats so hard to understand guys

but what if PLANTS have FEELINGS??? WHAT THEN VEGANS???

Vegans - 0, Intelligence - Infinite

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You're willing to hate on vegans while I'm slowly eating your body right now?

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