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Why Sam Worthington is all so great and stuff...! [CLOSED]
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#1 Posted: 19:07:04 11/07/2016 | Topic Creator
His face and very short hair. Look at it.

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Notice the lack of visual distinction, that face you see in low-budget straight-to-DVD action films, which are sometimes broadcast in Movies4Men, a channel my dad likes to watch despite access to SkyAction and even Film4.

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He must've been the primary inspiration for those generic white males between 2007-2011 on PS3 and 360 despite Hollywood pushing this guy in 2009-2010. Must be a time paradox.

Heck, he was the star of Call of Duty: Black Ops! The role he was born to play. All his previous films were building up to that point.

His name. Sam worhinton. His name rolls out of your mouth in the same way a triangle-shaped tire rolls on the road.

Totally Sam WORTHington it.

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His performances. Oh what other soul live up to the caliber of Sam's lack of interest and dry deliveries that refuses to contrast all that brown filters and CGI or artificial events.

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Knowing the kind of kids who love American military stuff despite consistent suspensions of disbelief, they must LOVE the guy and pleasure themselves whenever they see or hear him in films or games, which is TOTALLY NOT GAY because Sam would be pointing a pistol and shooting bullets for the pistol. Sensual, isn't it?

And that is Sam Worthington is the greatest and made the times of the recession a magical period until dumb poopy Marvel came out with their diverse, energetic and vibrant movies.

Now THIS is satire.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#2 Posted: 22:06:44 11/07/2016
what is that thing ew
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"Moo".
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#3 Posted: 23:31:29 11/07/2016
Your tendency for exaggeration hinders your skill as a writer.
StevemacQ Platinum Sparx Gems: 6533
#4 Posted: 08:42:06 12/07/2016 | Topic Creator
I want to avoid Poe's Law BY exaggerating and defense through deliberately faulty arguments. I don't want it to read like I like genuinely love Sam Worthington because I don't.
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Needz more eh-mo-shuns.
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#5 Posted: 09:45:31 12/07/2016
Quote: StevemacQ
I want to avoid Poe's Law BY exaggerating and defense through deliberately faulty arguments. I don't want it to read like I like genuinely love Sam Worthington because I don't.



Ah. Okay.
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