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-Launching fireworks off of body parts is totally awesome. We know what happened last time, true, but that guy was a scrub anyhow. If you do it right, you'll be the coolest guy at the cookout.

-If a firework doesn't ignite, pick it up and hold it close to your eyes to inspect the problem.

-If one of your friends or family members is inebriated, please direct them to the firework tent. Explosions are known to sober people up.

-Pour beer on the barbecue for extra flavor.

-If you see a British person, politely remind them of why we celebrate this day. Some of the best reminding methods involve glass bottles and acidic belches.

there was this one time my uncle poured beer on one of my dogs.

Reading magazines about the American culture and the history of the land from the beginning.
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Reading magazines about the American culture and the history of the land from the beginning.
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God bless America!

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Reading magazines about the American culture and the history of the land from the beginning.
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No thanks, I'm an ass man.

lol..

Our fire-work day is on the 1st. I by fireworks I mean setting fire to the grass and rushing around trying to find a hose. Good times.