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The funniest things sparx said in TLOS [CLOSED]
Dragon-Stone Blue Sparx Gems: 999
#1 Posted: 10:47:29 15/01/2009 | Topic Creator
One of my favorite things there is said, is in the end:
Terrador: "No matter Spyro. There will be time to talk of the Dark Master later. Now it's time to be greatful about your succes.
Sparx: "His succes? What about me?"
Spyro: "Yeah, you were a big help sparx, no doubt about it.But, just for the record, lot of weird stuff, does som out of the little mouth of yours."
"And the heg is that supposed to mean? You know, i don't need this. I could have stayed with the lama people, whatever. Where I was epriciated but now. Now i had to help the poor helpless dragons... bla...bla...bla.
Ignitus: "My goodness. And i thougt Volteer talked a lot."
Sparx: " I'v left home too you know. I'm the little guy here, that's right. Maybe you havent noticed. Things are a lot bigger to me than they are to you, and did I back out? Aha. Na na na."

I love that one!! smilie
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spyro super fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 3096
#2 Posted: 14:42:53 15/01/2009
you forgot about half of it
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Cynder_543 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1277
#3 Posted: 07:25:17 16/01/2009
I like these one. Well I guess it isn't really Sparx that was funny....

Volteer: It borders on the miraculous, incredible, stupendous... a dragon your size defeating that... that... thing. Thank you... ah... ah... ah...
Spyro: Spyro.
Volteer: A purple dragon named Spyro. Amazing. Of course, there were unsubstantiated rumours of a purple dragon countless generations ago, but most considered it heresay, gossip, legend. It's hard to believe, difficult to fathom, amazing to comprehend... er... um...
Sparx: [whispering to Spyro] No wonder they gagged this guy.

I also like this one. smilie

Ignitus: Feeling better, Spyro?
Spyro: No really, Ignitus. That battle drained every last bit of my strength. I can hardly lift my head.
Ignitus: Yes, it will take some time for your powers to return. But they will in time, young dragon. They will in time. Cynder, ever since I failed the night of the raid, I've dreamt of this day.
Volteer: It wasn't just you, Ignitus. We all failed.
Ignitus: Be that as it may... we're together again now... thanks to Spyro. Well done, young dragon.
Spyro: Thanks, Ignitus, but we still don't know what's happened to the Dark Master...
Terrador: No matter, Spyro. There will be time to talk of the Dark Master later. Now it's time to be grateful for your success.
Sparx: His success? What about me? Just because a bunch of weird stuff doesn't fly out of my mouth, doesn't mean I didn't help, ya know!
Spyro: Yeah, you were a big help, Sparx. No doubt about it. But... just for the record... a lot of weird stuff does come out of that little mouth of yours.
Sparx: And what the heck is that supposed to mean? You know, I don't need this. I could have stayed with the... Llama people, whatever, where I was appreciated, but no! No. I decided to help the poor helpless dragons rid the world of evil. What a mistake that was becaue I get no thanks, no respect, no love, no credit...
Ignitus: My goodness... and I thought Volteer talked a lot.
Sparx: I left home too, you know. I'm a little guy. yeah, that's right. Maybe you haven't noticed, but things are a lot bigger to me than they are to you. And did I back away? Uh-ah! Nah, nah, nah! Why? Because I've got moxy, I'm a tough cookie, I've got class... I got a fro...
[cough]
Sparx: I got a little frog in my throat... As I was saying, on Tall Plains they knew a good thing when they saw it, they recognized the value of a quality dragonfly like me... but here I get nothing... not even a thanks, hey, how are you doing, good, let me buy you a drink. I should go back to the swamp... Mom'll make it all good... Mommy always does.
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Dark Cynder_27 Platinum Sparx Gems: 6041
#4 Posted: 07:39:30 16/01/2009
In DotD:
smilie *looks stupid* yeah I did all the work na just kidding *whispers* I really did
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looks at destroyer...
smilie *tryes to kill destroyer* grr take that squishy squishy
smilie oh keep it up sparx I think its working
smilie cut it out sparx nows not the time
smilie Its never a good time
Stormy Gold Sparx Gems: 2624
#5 Posted: 22:29:25 16/01/2009
My personal favorite quote:

"Oh, great, I was afraid we'd have to spend the rest of the night without any more doom!"
Crush Gold Sparx Gems: 2812
#6 Posted: 22:36:22 16/01/2009
Mine is this when he tries to kill The Destroyer.
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super spyro Yellow Sparx Gems: 1781
#7 Posted: 23:10:36 16/01/2009
my favorite one is were sparx said sexy at the end of the game.smilie
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Cynder_543 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1277
#8 Posted: 08:09:13 17/01/2009
I also like the one were Sparx sings the Swing low sweet charot song. smilie
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Ghakimx Emerald Sparx Gems: 4064
#9 Posted: 08:46:32 17/01/2009
Something about Sparx calling Spyro fat.
SpyroCrazy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1648
#10 Posted: 09:28:39 17/01/2009
The Cronicler: I haven't had any visitors in my silitude for over 1000 years
smilie SHOCKER! Try getting rid of the psycerdellic dragon outside!
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DARK CINDER Ripto Gems: 1062
#11 Posted: 23:22:09 31/01/2009
MINE:

teridor the mounten of mailfor *LIGHTNING*
sparxs thats strainge
gurdins indead
sparxs i know there isant evan a storm outside
Spyros_fan Yellow Sparx Gems: 1028
#12 Posted: 19:26:50 06/02/2009
I like the one in ANB when they go to fight Cynder the first time, and are victorious (before convexity)
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DARK CINDER Ripto Gems: 1062
#13 Posted: 21:18:03 06/02/2009
i know one

smilie spyro there is anover story
:sparxs: oohh ohh can i pick the story this time smilie lol or

smilie ohh and look here is little sparxs
:sparxs: hey no one needs to see that...EVER
IcelectricSpyro Gold Sparx Gems: 2002
#14 Posted: 22:01:32 08/02/2009
I like :

TEN smilie BUUUUURH smilie

ANB smilie I'm going to the forest with the flowers and the fun stuff.

DotD smilie What the ? Is she sleeping ? (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOO.
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NEW_SpyroLUVA Emerald Sparx Gems: 3308
#15 Posted: 01:19:06 09/02/2009
I don't recall the exact script, but it's the part in TEN where they meet The Chronicler and theChronicler says "I have had little company in my thousands of years of solitude" and Sparx says "Oh really?! Try getting rid of the sychadealic(sp?) dragon outside!"

There was another part about the "RIDDLES OF DOOM" but I don't remember it.
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Kuvera Red Sparx Gems: 60
#16 Posted: 03:13:28 09/02/2009
After Spyro finds the great tree in the Ancient Forest Grove in TEN, just before the Arborick boss:

"Wonderful, I’m going to go wait over there... you know, give you a few minutes. Maybe there was a lily pad you forgot to sing on or a rainbow you can talk to!"
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"All warriors feel fear at one time or another, Spyro. There is no shame in that. But only the most valiant among us can face that fear and master it."
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Garn Yellow Sparx Gems: 1133
#17 Posted: 05:09:12 09/02/2009
After Spyro and Sparx got the letter from Hunter at TEN Sparx shouts happily
''Wohoo! Fan mail!
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spyroluva Green Sparx Gems: 175
#18 Posted: 13:57:03 27/02/2009
i like it in DotD
smilieit's not enough
smiliewhat can we do?
smiliewe have to let all the water out,all at once
smilieno no no, here's what we're gonna do... we gotta let all the water
OUT....all at once you with me? now lets blow this dam thing up!!!
Doomdrao Platinum Sparx Gems: 6798
#19 Posted: 20:11:22 28/02/2009
mine is when sparx calls Cynder sexy in ANB smilie
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Apieceofmeat700 Ripto Gems: 132
#20 Posted: 01:43:23 07/03/2009
I think the best thing he said was
"Let's blow this dam thing up!" lol dam=damn
Glass Gryphon Gold Sparx Gems: 2686
#21 Posted: 03:01:16 07/03/2009
ANB: "Oh boy, school..."

TEN: "Wait! Don't do it! You can't leave me behind in the whacky moon temple... with all the whispering walls and the crawly thingies! They wanna make me part of their freak show!"
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