darkSpyro

Good evening and welcome to S&N News.

I am your roving reporter Greeble Von Douchebag with an important update.

Crush fever has hit S&N and everyone is going wild, when this madness will stop is anyone's guess.

I will keep you updated as events unfold unless i fall into another rabbit hole.

Damn my curious reporter nature...

This is Greebe Von Douchebag reporting for S&N News.

Thank you and good morning.

Should've done, Let's get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight into the neeeeeeeeewsss.

I would like to get a job here, my name is Sir Lloyd Crackhead and I will be the other news guy or the weather man, the ladies like that m

You forgot this.

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I would like to get a job here, my name is Sir Lloyd Crackhead and I will be the other news guy or the weather man, the ladies like that m

Can you read a weather map?

recently the trend virus has also hit.

Nope, I also have no a levels and no experience working

LLOYD you're hired, i believe in equal opportunities.

Is the trend virus becoming an epidemic?

So much random

I'm too normal to be noticed.

Update: Someone keeps vandalizing the back wall at Myers' Super Foods.

Hey guys I'm *reads card* Lloyd the weatherman and I will be bringing you *reads card* the dS weather. So over in the Stuff and Nonsense section we have a slight drizzle of dS crushes and a ****storm of trends and memes, moving swiftly on we are going to the Skylanders section where there is a heatwave of 7 year olds hyping over a new game that will take 2 days to be put on sale. In the *reads card* wait, people still visit the spyro section? Ok so in the spyro section there is nothing but a ghost town and a couple of 1000 year olds complaining anout how back in the day they didn't have VR and they only had Spyro 1. That's all for the new-I mean weather and I have been your host *reads card* what does it say? Llydo