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Malefor: Good evening everybody, and welcome to our first episode of...THE BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES, SPYRO STYLE! I'm your host, Malefor the Purple Dragon. You may call me Malefor, or M.P.D, whatever works. Now, let's go to the gym where we will meet our contestants...
M.P.D. Guy: Hey! You!
Malefor: Wha!?
M.P.D. Guy: You can't use our name! It's illegal!
Malefor: What are you TALKING about!?
M.P.D. Guy: Read the vest!
Malefor: M.P.D...MILITARY POLICE DEPARTMENT!?
M.P.D. Guy: Exactly bub! You're under arrest!
Malefor: *runs away* Now...why don't we...take a quick...commercial break! When we return...we will THEN...meet our...contestants! And hopefully I will NOT be jailed!
*BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES, SPYRO STYLE LOGO SHOWS, THEME MUSIC PLAYS*

lol Malefors going to jail!

Not yet...he's going to host da show for now...then he goes to jail.

lol

*commercial break*
Tired of looking so manly? Do you wanna get rid of that ugly man color, purple?
Boy, do i ever!
Then come down to Red's Color Emporium. We have all your favorite girly colors from aqua blue to hot pink! So come on down today!
Not responsible for your friends laughing at you and old ladies trying to kiss you.

lolthe best commercial ever!!!!

you took my idea thats ok though! lol

So what if i did, eh!? I wanted to do a comedy/parody show...i'm just kidding. Thanks, all of you!

LOL more!

*THEME MUSIC*
Malefor: OK, welcome back to...oh, you've noticed the handcuffs? Well see, i made a deal with M.P.D. I can still do the show, but i have to wear handcuffs and after the season is over, i'm jailed. But that's enough about ma problems. Let's head off to the gym to meet our contestants! We will interview each about their stories...
Couple #1: Cynder & Spyro, Married couple
See...after my fight with our host here... *evil look* I started getting cocky, thinking the world was safe. So i sat on my fat a** and started to eat Ho-Hos all day, watching TV. And now...*sniffles* LOOK AT ME! I'M 500 POUNDS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Please, ignore him. I...as you can see...am actually pregnant. But underneath all THAT, i am still fat. I stopped flying, and took to mixing Pop-Rocks in Coke. Now...*stomach rumbles* Oh, excuse me please...*tries to stand, but cannot* GOD, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Camera Man: Biggest Loser, Spyro Style is having technical difficulties. *does the snow stuff*

LOL write more!!

wat she said!!!lol

*commercial time!*
Say, Gnasty, I've been feeling kind of hungry lately.
Then you've come to da right guy! Come and eat at...McGNASTY'S!!!!
McGnasty's?
Yes, that! You can eat all your favorites, like the Gnasty Burger, the Gnasty Shake, and your favorite, Gnasty Apple Dippers! So if you want quality nasty and a stomachache, come here to McGnasty's!
I must say this is quite...nasty.
It even comes with it's own free doggie bag! For those little tykes who just can't get enough of my food!

loli have an advertisment!!!!u should use it!!

You don't mind?

nope!!!!ill PM it to you!!!

Thanx! I'll use it for our next commercial break!


EDIT: I have to go for now. I'll see everyone tomorrow, and i will continue THE BIGGEST LOSER: COUPLES, SPYRO STYLE!

LOL *dies of laughter*

*THEME MUSIC*
Malefor: Phew. Got that little problem sorted out. Anyways, welcome back! Next up, we have a team of enemies. Here they are!
Couple #2: Sparx and Gnasty Gnorc: Enemies

Oi! You never told me i'm to be on a team with HIM!
Me neither!
Anyways, after I saved the world, i was...eaten by a Frog Weed again. I wasn't able to get out for another 5 years. By then i had gained at LEAST 600 or so pounds.
Ha ha, you fat kid!
I wouldn't be talking if i were you, bub! You've ALWAYS been fat! *shows picture of gnasty as fat little kid*
You wanna go!? I'll take you on, right here, right now!
Bring it, fatty!
Malefor: Guys, guys! Can't we just go to a commercial break WITHOUT the technical difficulties?
*sparx and gnasty shrug and begin to fight*
Malefor: *sighs* We are experiencing some MORE technical difficulties. So for now, please enjoy this paid advertisement from our good friend Ripto. (not a paid celebrity)

lol this is great! write more!

Really? Thanx!

np! i wrote more of mine!

Da chocolate one?

LOLOL! This is great! Right more!

Thank you all!

*commercial time again!*
Tired of all your old toys? All those game consoles, mp3s, everything else? Well now, come to Ritpos R Us! We have all your favorites, from magic scepters, to flying saucers, and even sheep to target practice with your new scepter! And we give you CHEAP CHEAP rip-off prices for all those old toys of yours! So come on down today! Act now, and get a free miniature SORCERESS! Everyone's favorite Miss America!
(Qualafied buyers, plus sales tax. Lots and LOTS of sales tax!)

lol

(yeah, the chocolate one)

I will take a vote. How many want me to squeeze in one more before i have to leave?

me!!

Looks like you're the only one here, so i will do it!

*THEME MUSIC*
Malefor: *bruised, cut and scarred* Welcome...back...to Biggest Loser: Spyro Style! *whispering to director* one more fight, and i quit! *back to audience* Anyway, let's meet our last couple on the Red Team!

Couple #3: The Professor and Ignitus: Total Strangers

And who might you be?
What's it to you, old, four-eyed brainiac!?
I say!
You say what!?
Anyway, i spent too much time in ma lab working on the protocol for ma new robot!
*does drunk sign*
*evil glare* And now i have gained quite a bit of fat!
You're one to talk! For me it was simple enough: I was bitten and infected by a fat kid.
Eww...
THAT'S IT! ANOTHER FIGHT!
*bell rings, fight begins*
Malefor: THAT'S IT! I QUIT! FIND YOURSELVES A NEW HOST! *throws down microphone and punches camera man, sticks face in camera* I QUIIIIIIIIIIIIT! HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME! I WAS AN AWESOME HOST! OH, COMMERCIAL BREAK! LAST TIME I SAY IT! *leaves, THEME MUSIC*

*a few hours later*
Everyone throws a party because Malefor is no longer host.

LOL hilarious!

Once we do the other team...this is gonna be FUN. Especially with Professor and Ignitus like that...anyways, break time! I gotta go, see you tomorrow, and more to come then!

ok, bye!

lolu used mah commercial idealollollol

THIS IS FUNNY!

*commercial time again!*
Going along with this wonderful show, we would like to tell you all about Ripto's new All Purpose Fat-Remover!
Say what!? FAT REMOVER!
That's right! Just smear it over the fat areas, and it disappears like...like...FAT DISAPPEARING!
I've gotta try this! *tries some, fat goes away, then gets fatter* GAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Oh, my producer here forgot to tell you of the side effects: Drowsiness, vomiting, and the return of your fat, times 10!
I wanna refund!
*is gone*

LOL more!

Volteer: Hello all of the wonders of the universe! And welcome back to this exumberant, exhilirating Telivision show...
TV Producer: You're fired. NEXT!
Terrador: Alright everybody, welcome back to our show, known as The Biggest Loser: Spyro Style! Now that we have seen all our *coughfatcough* contestants for the Red Team, let's go back to the gym, and meet our 3 couples from the Black Team!

Couple #1: Elora & Zoe: Best Friends
I'M A FAT EMO FAUN! *starts crying*
What she means is, she got fatter after she tried Ripto's All-Purpose Fat Remover.
So sad. And what about you?
Me? I, umm...was like this...all my...life. NO PICTURES!
*sucking thumb* I...want...my Blanky...
*sighs* Here's your blanket...
*starts chewing on it*
OK! COMMERCIAL TIME!
*THEME MUSIC*

LOL *dies laughing*

Producer: Are you tired of those old video game consoles? All those PS3s, Xbox 360s and Nintentdo Wiis?
Fat Guy: Oh yeah...
Producer: Well, fat a**, try this new console called: Exercise!
Fat Guy: Exercise? Never heard of it!
Producer: Of course you haven't. All you've done is sit on your fat rear all day and eat cupcakes!
Fat Guy: *eats cupcake*
Producer: *sighs* Exercise is proven and guaranteed to help you drop 10 pounds!
Fat Guy: It really helps! Check it out! *shows picture of him before Exercise* Now look at me! *he has only lost a little fat* Only a few more years to go!
Producer: Not responsible for fainting, heart attacks, severe vomiting or diarrhea, or even possible death.

LOL

omg this is aosome