darkSpyro

This is an idea I had that is sorta like One Minute Melee, in which to fictional characters fight to the death with no research. Leave me suggestions in the comments below!
Make sure to specify a winner!
Here is the first one:
It was a peaceful day in the world known as the Wasteland. Oswald the Lucky Rabbit was enjoying a nice walk down the street. All of the sudden, there was a massive explosion, in which gravel shot up.
"What now?" Oswald remarked, walking over to the pod. As he was about to open it, the door burst open. Out of the pod rose what looked like a gigantic string bean.
"Bow to me!" the creature said, flexing it's muscles.
"I am Captain Qwark of the Galactic Rangers! You are under my attack!"
"You ain't gonna be touching no one!" Oswald said, defending the citizens.
"Do I hear the voice of insolence?" Qwark said.
"Bring it, fatso." Oswald said.
The two pull out weapons, with Qwark having his blaster and Oswald with his sword.
Go for broke!
Fight!
Oswald and Qwark both rush foward, as the two titans meet to do battle. With a quick blast from the gun, the rabbit was going back. With a quick grunt of frustration, the forgotten hero was back up on his feet. Qwark rushed forward, lunging for the rabbit. Oswald jumped up, slamming his head into the ground.Qwark recovered from the attack and backhanded the rabbit into a building.
"You have fallen to me!" Qwark remarked. Little did he know it, Oswald was still alive!
"WHAT?!?!" Qwark said, surprised. The two drew guns on each other, and they stared into each other's eyes. It was a quiet moment in a fight so chaotic. They could feel the wind blowing around them.
" Bring it." Oswald remarked. As a tumbleweed, rolled by, both put their hands on the trigger. Qwark fired first. As Oswald went to shoot, the gun deflated like a balloon.
"What th- OW!" Oswald screamed, falling to the ground. Qwark rushed forward, grabbing the rabbit by the ears.
"Die!" Qwark said, punching Oswald. But as the rabbit fell to the ground, he split into six smaller versions of himself. Picking up the sword from earlier, the rabbits reformed. Oswald ran behind Qwark and started stabbing him in the back.
"NOT HERE!" Qwark said, smacking the silver blade.
Oswald was running out of ideas. "Hey look! A distraction!" he said, pointing over Qwark's shoulder. As the green giant turned to look, Oswald socked him in the face Qwark let put a scream of pain as Oswald knocked him off his feet and into a building. As the lucky bunny started to walk away, a ship emerged from the rubble.
"NOW YOU WILL DIE!" Qwark said, shooting missiles at the rabbit. Oswald dodged them, and pulled off his foot and used it as a boomerang. It knocked the wings off! Oswald then pulls out his remote, shocking the machine.
"No..can't..move..." Qwark said, as he was electrocuted. Oswald turned away as the ship fell to the ground, exploding on contact. He turned towards the audience.
"That was...shocking."
KO!
This fight's winner is
Oswald!

Do Naruto vs Luffy because OMM screwed it up. Naruto was supposed to win