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I identify as 6'8 and 12 lbs. [CLOSED]
Mitt rox Yellow Sparx Gems: 1746
#1 Posted: 22:23:59 01/05/2016 | Topic Creator
but unfortunately they wont let me on the basketball team cus they say that benig 5'3 is too short, but I identify as 6'8 smilie
Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#2 Posted: 22:26:09 01/05/2016
I'm 6'4" and low doorways offend me.
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#3 Posted: 22:27:37 01/05/2016
im 5' and tall people offend me
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Boop!
QueenChrysalis Green Sparx Gems: 465
#4 Posted: 22:35:44 01/05/2016
Pay them back with the Heated Shower Head.
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11293
#5 Posted: 22:40:06 01/05/2016
I’m just a tiny bit under 6’8” and basketball stereotypes are getting rather boring.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#6 Posted: 23:54:37 01/05/2016
Quote: Project_Unnamed
I’m just a tiny bit under 6’8”



Do you play basketball?
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11293
#7 Posted: 23:56:40 01/05/2016
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Project_Unnamed
I’m just a tiny bit under 6’8”



Do you play basketball?



No... But I respect the humor aspect of that post you were going for.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#8 Posted: 00:17:03 02/05/2016
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Project_Unnamed
I’m just a tiny bit under 6’8”



Do you play basketball?



No... But I respect the humor aspect of that post you were going for.


Have you ever played basketball?
What's the weather like up there?
haha
Do you play basketball?
Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11293
#9 Posted: 00:35:26 02/05/2016
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: Project_Unnamed
Quote: Big Green



Do you play basketball?



No... But I respect the humor aspect of that post you were going for.


Have you ever played basketball?
What's the weather like up there?
haha
Do you play basketball?


Yes and I sucked at it.
It is drafty.
No since I don't play games I suck at.
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I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.
QueenChrysalis Green Sparx Gems: 465
#10 Posted: 00:41:11 02/05/2016
In order to qualify for Baskekball, you must be this much Micheal Jordan.
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#11 Posted: 01:13:37 02/05/2016
Tweety played basketball with Michael Jordan and he's only a few inches tall.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#12 Posted: 01:21:56 02/05/2016
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#13 Posted: 17:50:22 02/05/2016
Is it okay if I use my pot and pan sexual jokes here?
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#14 Posted: 20:31:26 02/05/2016
Only if you identify as a chef.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#15 Posted: 20:36:17 02/05/2016
I don't know what I am....


....and I'M OFFENDED!

(I don't know my actual height btw. lelelellele- and whatnot.)
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:36:26 02/05/2016 by cowpowa23
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