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This was just something I came up with the other day while watching The Walking Dead. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd post it here. To get this, you need to see the last episodes of Season 2 and the first episode of Llamas With Hats.

Here we go:

Lori: Carl! There is a walker on the farm!

Carl: Oh…hey…How did he get here?

Lori: Caaaarl, what did you do?!

Carl: Me? Uh, I didn’t do this!

Lori: Explain what happened, Carl!

Carl: I’ve never seen him before in my life!

Lori: Why did you attract this zombie here, Carl?

Carl: I do not attract zombies. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do.

Lori: Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before it came here.

Carl: Alright, well…I was in the woods…

Lori: Okay…

Carl: I was uh…I was getting really bored…

Lori: Yes?

Carl: With on of Daryl's guns…

Lori: Go on…

Carl: And, uh, I saw this walker stuck in the mud…

Lori: Okay…

Carl: So, I went up to him…

Lori: Yes…

Carl: And I…I hit him with a rock 37 times in the chest.

(Silence.)

Lori: Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that doesn't kill a walker!

Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!

Lori: How could you not know that?!

Carl: Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.

(silence)

Paul: What happened to his hands?

Carl: What’s that?

Paul: His hands. Why—why are they missing?

Carl: Well, uh, he kind of didn't have them.

(silence)

Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl!

Carl: What?

Lori: Now the walker's killed Dale. How do you feel about what you have done, Carl?

Carl: I feel terrible! It was all my fault!

Lori: Caaaaaarl!

Carl: It's just that the zombie was stuck there...

Lori: Carl!

Carl: So I thought I'd kill it when I had the chance!

Lori: What is wrong with you, Carl?!

Carl: Well, I attract walkers to our safe haven and cause them to kill people! That’s—that’s two things!

Quote: Cynderfan507

Reveal Spoiler

Llamas with hats ended with Carl killing himself.

Is that even a spoiler anymore?

I'm not sure if it's counted as a spoiler, but I'm going to keep it hidden just in case.