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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372	#1 Posted: 03:45:44 25/04/2016 \| Topic Creator I was talking again about how centaurs are stupid. Their anatomy is really messed up. Would they have 2 ribcages? 2 sets of organs? They can't even scratch their own ass. That's probably a security risk right there

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#2 Posted: 03:46:25 25/04/2016 Quote: Big Green I was talking again about how centaurs are stupid. Their anatomy is really messed up. Would they have 2 ribcages? 2 sets of organs? They can't even scratch their own ass. That's probably a security risk right there okay but 4 legs = 2 dicks

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#3 Posted: 03:47:42 25/04/2016 | Topic Creator

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Big Green
I was talking again about how centaurs are stupid. Their anatomy is really messed up. Would they have 2 ribcages? 2 sets of organs? They can't even scratch their own ass. That's probably a security risk right there

okay but 4 legs = 2 dicks

yes because all 4 legged things have 2 dicks. spiders have 4 dicks everyone

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#4 Posted: 03:53:53 25/04/2016

Quote: Big Green

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Big Green
I was talking again about how centaurs are stupid. Their anatomy is really messed up. Would they have 2 ribcages? 2 sets of organs? They can't even scratch their own ass. That's probably a security risk right there

okay but 4 legs = 2 dicks

yes because all 4 legged things have 2 dicks. spiders have 4 dicks everyone

brb gonna **** a spider

Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372	#5 Posted: 03:57:25 25/04/2016 \| Topic Creator i'd believe it

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#6 Posted: 04:03:41 25/04/2016 Quote: Big Green i'd believe it okay but to be fair id rather **** scarlet spider bc hed go rougher

somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574	#7 Posted: 04:04:20 25/04/2016 How do they pee? Do they squat down or put one leg up? --- Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#8 Posted: 04:05:34 25/04/2016 Quote: somePerson How do they pee? Do they squat down or put one leg up? im pretty sure they pee from their mouth like a turtle

Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913	#9 Posted: 04:34:16 25/04/2016 Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass. --- Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#10 Posted: 04:46:14 25/04/2016 Quote: Muffin Man Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass. okay but how many dicks does he have???

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#11 Posted: 04:53:31 25/04/2016 Quote: Drawdler Quote: StriderSwag Quote: Muffin Man Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass. okay but how many dicks does he have??? none. no appeal

Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913	#12 Posted: 04:54:05 25/04/2016 Quote: StriderSwag okay but how many dicks does he have??? I'm guessing one and it's probably prehensile. --- Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372	#13 Posted: 05:36:41 25/04/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: Muffin Man Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass. OK but centaurs still look stupid when they run

Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928	#14 Posted: 05:51:09 25/04/2016 I get more annoyed when people pronounce centaur as "centar or "center." Learn it --- R.I.P. Ra June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150	#15 Posted: 07:21:17 25/04/2016 i am centaur-kin and i find this incredibly offensive. i h8 chu 2 big green you meanie. --- Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#16 Posted: 07:36:07 25/04/2016 centaurs love frosted mini wheats

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#17 Posted: 07:48:34 25/04/2016

Quote: Muffin Man

Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass.

Yeah, but andalites are stupid. They have no mouths and eat stuff by absorbing nutrients from whatever they step on. So you can't even get a BJ from one of those things.

Also, do you know how much nutrients you'd need to absorb to feed a creature that big? They would have to step on a lot of **** every damn day.
And what if they literally step on ****??? Won't that be a problem???
Don't tell me that they could't taste that, because I know for a fact that andalites enjoy the taste of cinnamon buns.

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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265	#18 Posted: 14:03:36 25/04/2016 Nah they're pretty cool. --- eggmans gona pop dat cherry

Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928	#19 Posted: 14:25:03 25/04/2016 Quote: SuperSpyroFan55 Nah they're pretty cool. That ain't a real centaur. This is a real centaur. --- R.I.P. Ra June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017

SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265	#20 Posted: 14:35:55 25/04/2016 Quote: Spyro Fanatic Quote: SuperSpyroFan55 Nah they're pretty cool. That ain't a real centaur. This is a real centaur. This is a realer Centaur. --- eggmans gona pop dat cherry

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#21 Posted: 15:27:37 25/04/2016 | Topic Creator

Quote: StriderSwag

centaurs love frosted mini wheats

they would but someone would have to hand them the bowl and stuff. god forbid they drop it or anything because they would have a hard time bending down to pick it up because they are stupid and dumb

Quote: Samius

Quote: Muffin Man
Andalites fix the main problem of Centaurs by giving them a prehensile bladed tail. That way they can easily scratch their own ass.

Yeah, but andalites are stupid. They have no mouths and eat stuff by absorbing nutrients from whatever they step on. So you can't even get a BJ from one of those things.

Also, do you know how much nutrients you'd need to absorb to feed a creature that big? They would have to step on a lot of **** every damn day.
And what if they literally step on ****??? Won't that be a problem???
Don't tell me that they could't taste that, because I know for a fact that andalites enjoy the taste of cinnamon buns.

thank you!!!!

cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833	#22 Posted: 18:40:03 25/04/2016 Okay that's great and all, but you know what I HATE?.... .... .... GOBLINS. --- I am a Cow. "Moo".

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#23 Posted: 20:33:11 25/04/2016

Quote: Samius

Yeah, but andalites are stupid. They have no mouths and eat stuff by absorbing nutrients from whatever they step on. So you can't even get a BJ from one of those things.

Also, do you know how much nutrients you'd need to absorb to feed a creature that big? They would have to step on a lot of **** every damn day.
And what if they literally step on ****??? Won't that be a problem???
Don't tell me that they could't taste that, because I know for a fact that andalites enjoy the taste of cinnamon buns.

Andalites can't taste anything in their natural form. That's the whole reason they enjoy eating so much when they morph into humans, it's a brand new experience for them.

Quote: cowpowa23

Okay that's great and all, but you know what I HATE?....

....

....

GOBLINS.

But what about the dance magic

---

Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

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theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184	#24 Posted: 22:17:57 25/04/2016 Quote: cowpowa23 Okay that's great and all, but you know what I HATE?.... .... .... GOBLINS. But this goblin ... Gallywix, brah. --- On board Spyro Reignited hype, Choo choo! Thanks to BlackWing116 for the Chimera drawing Metaphorical phantom here, Blame everything lol.

Samius Hunter Gems: 9573	#25 Posted: 22:21:08 25/04/2016 Quote: Muffin Man Andalites can't taste anything in their natural form. That's the whole reason they enjoy eating so much when they morph into humans, it's a brand new experience for them. Ah, right. I forgot they can morph into things. Well, that really adds to all the options.

Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372	#26 Posted: 22:31:31 25/04/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: cowpowa23 Okay that's great and all, but you know what I HATE?.... .... .... GOBLINS. you think goblins are as much of a plague on our society as centaurs? You should really think again

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