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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 14:10:21 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
I decided i'm going to write short stories of the kid of stuff that goes on in skylanders academy, during lunch break.

The first one- The Anatomy of Whirlwind- comes soon!!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#2 Posted: 14:32:16 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
THE ANATOMY OF WHIRLWIND

ACADEMY 1
THE ANATOMY OF WHIRLWIND

Starring- Eruptor, Pop Fizz, and Whirlwind


……………

*whirlwind sits at a bench, eating a sandwich. Eruptor walks over and sits down.*

Whirlwind: Hey eruptor…

Eruptor: Hey, I have a question..

Whirlwind: I’ve told you before, me and Ghostie are dating and you can’t do anything about it..

Eruptor: Not that! NO!

Whirlwind: Then… what?

Eruptor: How are you part unicorn, part dragon?

Whirlwind: Well, you see, my mom is a dragon. My dad is a unicorn. You know the rest.

Eruptor: Hmmmmm… I’m gonna need a SCIENTIFIC explanation… HEY POP FIZZ!


Whirlwind: dear eon no

*Pop Fizz walks over, sits down, and belches.*

Pop Fizz: So, you need science?


Eruptor: yep! How can whirlwind’s unicorn dad make a baby with a dragon?


Whirlwind: guys…. Shut up…

Pop Fizz: WHOOO BOY! Whirlwind is an odd creature! Well.. first, dragons and unicorns don’t get along, so her mom was probably WASTED when that night came around… eh?

Eruptor: AYYYYYYYYYYY!

Whirlwind: HEY! My dad would never do that to a lady!

Pop Fizz: AAAND Dragons are 2 times the size of unicorns, so your dad must have had some trouble getting in ther-

Whirlwind: SHUT THE HELL UP!


Pop Fizz: AAAND It’s VERY rare that a unicorn could impregnate a dragon egg.. So you’re a living miracle!

Eruptor: I bet she has STDs!

Whirlwind: I HEARD THAT, YOU FAT ****!

Pop Fizz: And I bet she hatched from an egg.

Whirlwind: Okay, I did come from a dragon egg.

Pop Fizz: See? I know my ****!


Whirlwind: YOU TWO SUCK.

Eruptor: So does your mom!


*laughing*

Pop Fizz: At least we know unicorns are horny, in two ways!


*Laughing*

Spyro: *from another table* What are you laughing about?

Pop Fizz: INTERSPECIES SEX!


Spyro: *from another table* COOL!

Whirlwind: dear eon no
wavesorcerer14 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4834
#3 Posted: 15:22:21 08/04/2016
*audience erupts into instant applause* I can't wait for the next!
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"altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi."
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#4 Posted: 15:31:19 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
a short one-

CONVENTIONAL FEARS
Starring Spyro, Gill grunt, and trigger happy

….


*Spyro, Gill, and Triggs are sitting at a table.*

Spyro: So, guys, I got tickets to SKYCON!

Gill: SKYCON!? Those tickets are rarer than a malefor skystone!


Triggs: HOW’D YOU GET EM’?


Spyro: I pushed my luck..

Gill: So, we’re going to skycon… Let’s do a group cosplay!

Triggs: Never again..

Spyro: Wait, why?

*cut to flashback of trigger happy, in a bayonetta cosplay*

Triggs: LET’S DANCE!

Stormblade: DEAR EON HOW HORRIFYING

*exit flashback*

Spyro: DEAR EON NO

Gill: Yeah, let’s not!
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3860
#5 Posted: 19:20:50 08/04/2016
Nice, more please
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#6 Posted: 19:27:02 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
DATE WITH DEATH
Starring ghost roaster, whirlwind, and dive-clops

……………………..

*Whirlwind and Ghost Roaster are on a date.*

Whirlwind: FINALLY! Our first date!


Ghost Roaster: Yeah, Let’s get this over with.

Whirlwind: Hey, here’s the waiter!

*Dive clops walks by*

Dive Clops: Hey dudes, what do you want?

Ghost Roaster: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!

Whirlwind: A bagel.

Ghost Roaster: WHAT

Whirlwind: two bagels.

Ghost Roaster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dive Clops: Okay, two bagels.





based off an undertale comic i read
Starlight_Shine Yellow Sparx Gems: 1088
#7 Posted: 16:37:44 10/04/2016
This is beautiful~
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#8 Posted: 16:38:16 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
I'll write more of these soon
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#9 Posted: 22:05:01 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
MORE INFO ON THE NEXT 5 STORIES

- one expanding on the robot chicken sketch
- one with emo sunburn
- one with dive clops and eye brawl seeing each other for the first time since giants
- one with hot dog as a crackhead
- one with skylanders meeting the fandom and fandumb
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