I decided i'm going to write short stories of the kid of stuff that goes on in skylanders academy, during lunch break.
The first one- The Anatomy of Whirlwind- comes soon!!
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#1 Posted: 14:10:21 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 14:32:16 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
THE ANATOMY OF WHIRLWIND
ACADEMY 1 THE ANATOMY OF WHIRLWIND Starring- Eruptor, Pop Fizz, and Whirlwind …………… *whirlwind sits at a bench, eating a sandwich. Eruptor walks over and sits down.* Whirlwind: Hey eruptor… Eruptor: Hey, I have a question.. Whirlwind: I’ve told you before, me and Ghostie are dating and you can’t do anything about it.. Eruptor: Not that! NO! Whirlwind: Then… what? Eruptor: How are you part unicorn, part dragon? Whirlwind: Well, you see, my mom is a dragon. My dad is a unicorn. You know the rest. Eruptor: Hmmmmm… I’m gonna need a SCIENTIFIC explanation… HEY POP FIZZ! Whirlwind: dear eon no *Pop Fizz walks over, sits down, and belches.* Pop Fizz: So, you need science? Eruptor: yep! How can whirlwind’s unicorn dad make a baby with a dragon? Whirlwind: guys…. Shut up… Pop Fizz: WHOOO BOY! Whirlwind is an odd creature! Well.. first, dragons and unicorns don’t get along, so her mom was probably WASTED when that night came around… eh? Eruptor: AYYYYYYYYYYY! Whirlwind: HEY! My dad would never do that to a lady! Pop Fizz: AAAND Dragons are 2 times the size of unicorns, so your dad must have had some trouble getting in ther- Whirlwind: SHUT THE HELL UP! Pop Fizz: AAAND It’s VERY rare that a unicorn could impregnate a dragon egg.. So you’re a living miracle! Eruptor: I bet she has STDs! Whirlwind: I HEARD THAT, YOU FAT ****! Pop Fizz: And I bet she hatched from an egg. Whirlwind: Okay, I did come from a dragon egg. Pop Fizz: See? I know my ****! Whirlwind: YOU TWO SUCK. Eruptor: So does your mom! *laughing* Pop Fizz: At least we know unicorns are horny, in two ways! *Laughing* Spyro: *from another table* What are you laughing about? Pop Fizz: INTERSPECIES SEX! Spyro: *from another table* COOL! Whirlwind: dear eon no |
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#3 Posted: 15:22:21 08/04/2016
*audience erupts into instant applause* I can't wait for the next!
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#4 Posted: 15:31:19 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
a short one-
CONVENTIONAL FEARS Starring Spyro, Gill grunt, and trigger happy …. *Spyro, Gill, and Triggs are sitting at a table.* Spyro: So, guys, I got tickets to SKYCON! Gill: SKYCON!? Those tickets are rarer than a malefor skystone! Triggs: HOW’D YOU GET EM’? Spyro: I pushed my luck.. Gill: So, we’re going to skycon… Let’s do a group cosplay! Triggs: Never again.. Spyro: Wait, why? *cut to flashback of trigger happy, in a bayonetta cosplay* Triggs: LET’S DANCE! Stormblade: DEAR EON HOW HORRIFYING *exit flashback* Spyro: DEAR EON NO Gill: Yeah, let’s not! |
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#5 Posted: 19:20:50 08/04/2016
Nice, more please
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#6 Posted: 19:27:02 08/04/2016 | Topic Creator
DATE WITH DEATH Starring ghost roaster, whirlwind, and dive-clops …………………….. *Whirlwind and Ghost Roaster are on a date.* Whirlwind: FINALLY! Our first date! Ghost Roaster: Yeah, Let’s get this over with. Whirlwind: Hey, here’s the waiter! *Dive clops walks by* Dive Clops: Hey dudes, what do you want? Ghost Roaster: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT! Whirlwind: A bagel. Ghost Roaster: WHAT Whirlwind: two bagels. Ghost Roaster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dive Clops: Okay, two bagels. based off an undertale comic i read |
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#7 Posted: 16:37:44 10/04/2016
This is beautiful~
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#8 Posted: 16:38:16 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
I'll write more of these soon
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#9 Posted: 22:05:01 10/04/2016 | Topic Creator
MORE INFO ON THE NEXT 5 STORIES
- one expanding on the robot chicken sketch - one with emo sunburn - one with dive clops and eye brawl seeing each other for the first time since giants - one with hot dog as a crackhead - one with skylanders meeting the fandom and fandumb |
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