darkSpyro

That's right!

Epic rap battles of skylanders has expanded... INTO ALL TTL!

The first New battle- john vignocchi VS Guha Bala- is coming today!


SUGGEST BATTLES IN THIS THREAD if you wish! I'll take most of them into mind.

After this-

Uncle Bob VS Gamemaster78

God no.


*looks around*
Mario vs Gill Grunt. Theme is figure reposes.

Quote: Bifrost

God no.


*looks around*
Mario vs Gill Grunt. Theme is figure reposes.

good one.

nice!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOYS TO LIFE!


JOHN V!


VS

GUHA BALA!!


BEGIN!


John V.:

Here I Come!
Bringing down the deep ass bench
Cuz I can release my ****,
Yawn traps when?
I got the power
Of disney cash
I’ll take a lightsaber
Put it up yo ass!
I’ve got disney, pixar, marvel, star wars
You failed when you used cars
Your guest stars are out of style
You wanted fox? I got one, nick wilde!
Your robot fetish gonna suck the d!
Get rekt, by johnny v!


Guha:

You’ve got a bad habit
Of the toy box havin’ it
Frozen? No playset for that ****
Instead you spent time fappin’ to the rabbit
Our games have spanned years before yours
We’ve done worldwide tours
We’re ttl pioneers
You can’t move those infinity fears!
We have DK and Bowser, trick it
Your characters are made to sell a ticket
Like spot? Seriously, what the hell?
Good dino didn’t too well
Putting profits on your newest ****
One reason so many fans quit!
John V:

Robots won’t sell 2 years in a row
Get a deeper bench bro!
New **** means profit
Your starters are shelf rotting!
The power of disney makes us great!
Sorry, guys, too little too late!

Guha:

Excuse me sir?
Let’s talk light fx.
We made lights first
You did em’ next
We rake in the dollars, best
You rely on animated rabbits for sex!
We hold the power of the first
Your technique is the worst
Just take new **** and churn out movie sales
We put time and effort, make sure games don’t fail

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT!?

Guha won.

1/10 no over the top vehicle fantasy.

hype for unclebob vs gamemaster

J-j...jesus, help us all...

Where is the next one??

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Where is the next one??

tomorrow

Giant Woolly Yoshi vs Tree Rex

Where is it???

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOYS TO LIFE.

UNCLE BOB.

VS

GAMEMASTER78!


BEGIN!

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GM78:

Hey bobby!
You wanna know what i like the best?
Toys that have release dates!
That stand the test!
THE SKYLANDS IS FALLING!
You’ve got nothing!
It’ll all be done
When there’s no buzz wing!
I used to be a fan, now they’ve ****ed with us!
The yawn traps? Done with this!
I’m ready to quit, but i have to keep going!
So get ready, for the skylands’ final showing!

Bob:

Hey bud,
Let’s calm down for a few.
I got my yawn traps, didn’t you?
It’s not done yet, they know what to do.
I know the walmart, inside view.
You’re a hypocrite. 100 percent.
And if you don’t shut up, you’ll have nothing left.
Don’t mind me, I’m just spreading hopes and dreams.
If you don’t like this? Leave.

GM78:

I CAN’T LEAVE!
I’M BOUND BY THE CHAINS OF MY OWN OBSESSION!
THEY’RE GONNA TAKE OVER! THAT’S MY CONFESSION!
THE FRANCHISE IS FLAWED, AND I BELONG TO IT!
AT THIS RATE, I’M SPYRO’S *****!
MY MONEY AND POWER HAS GONE TO MY HEAD!
IF ANYTHING, I WISH I WAS DEAD!


Bob:

I got you covered, just give me the final word.
Before i mincemeat the leader of the sad sack herd.
I know how you feel, and the uncle is there.
Now don’t you worry, don’t be scared.
We’re an empire, and we’ve got money.
You buy little princesses, and that’s funny.
Now let’s be done, but one last job
Always trust in uncle bob.

(Uncle bob shoots gm78 in the head.)

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

Awesome please do Judy hopps vs Splat

I dunno who won,but pray to Eon the mods accept this as a parody.

Judy and Splat already duked it out in S&N, though. For the furry duel, I'd say Stormblade instead.

Falco vs. Jet-Vac