darkSpyro

So i was at legoland's aquarium thing and i saw this seahorse mascot



and i was like "this seahorse is the one who is about breeding, and she's got a heart thing, is she a sea WHORE-se???"

Then i realized male seahorses are the ones who get prego.

so i was like "do female seahorses have le dick?"

*5 minutes of seahorse research later*

So it turns out female seahorses pump up to 1,500 eggs in the male, but HOW???

*10 minutes of seahorse facts*

so females just get real close to the male and shoot their eggos into the stomach pouch

then the male just shoots le sperm into the water to fertilize

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tl;dr

this god damn seahorse probably goes around and puts those eggos in the boys

is mascot

****boysgetmoney.jpg

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literally what are you trying to relay to us

i need jesus

seahorse daddies

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seahorse daddies

DAMMIT MIA

what.

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what.

it's a seahorse ****boi

Yasss seahorse daddy

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Yasss seahorse daddy

THERE SHE IS


THERE SHE ****IN IS


THE GODDAMN LEGO SEAHORSE IS A PLAYA

Little did you know, behind that wall there was a reverse strip club but with seahorses instead of humans.

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