Friend 2: (nothing because she left as we were writing this. That traitor).
Friend 1: I don't know. Where were we going with this??????
Me: I don't know. What are you doing in my house?
Friend 1: floating. Because are shoes never really touch the floor because electrostatic forces of repulsion are a thing.
Me: okay. When are you leaving? I have work to do.
Friend 1: never. I live in your closet. You know, the ones with the towels in and the gas meter.
Me: okay. Do you want a cup of tea?
Friend 1: yes.
discuss
darkspyro
net