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thoughts about the Sausage Party [CLOSED]
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#1 Posted: 03:25:53 17/03/2016 | Topic Creator
warning there is swearing in this trailer. ( the movie is intended for +18)

so what are your thoughts about this movie?
for me, i have not seen this type of film format go this direction.don't really see my self watching the film, but it will be interesting to see if it will be a success or a flop...
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#2 Posted: 03:31:24 17/03/2016
I can see why people will want to see this...but count me out.
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#3 Posted: 03:36:32 17/03/2016
Sausage Party more like Food Fight 2.0 e.e
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#4 Posted: 03:48:46 17/03/2016
This looks like it was specifically designed for the sole purpose of enraging parents of young children. Particularly with that innocent-looking opening scene.
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#5 Posted: 03:53:40 17/03/2016
no thx
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#6 Posted: 03:54:41 17/03/2016
It's a late night in Hollywood, but the city never truly sleeps. New ideas come flowing out of people's minds, and either become legendary, or get crushed like thousands of other dreams. Seth Rogen sits in a smoky room, passing a bong around to his friends. Blowing a ring of smoke, he passes the weed to his best friend, James Franco.

His bloodshot eyes mean only one thing to this group; a new idea, and a new opportunity to make money.

"G-guys..." Rogen lazily stutters. The room grows silent. The only thing present is the rising smoke and the beginning of an idea. Franco passes the bong to Jonah Hill and begins to giggle, a smile stretching across his strangely rubbery face.

"What if..." Rogen continues. Hill passes the bong on to Jay Baruchel, almost dropping it in the process. Franco continues snickering.

"...food..."
Baruchel passes it to Micheal Cera while laughing. Cera takes a hit, but it's too intense and he falls backwards.

"What if food..."
Danny McBride picks up the fallen bong and laughs, taking a hit, and passes it back to Rogen.

"What if food smoked weed too?"
The entire room erupts into laughter and more smoke. Another weed movie, another year, another million dollars.
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#7 Posted: 04:44:32 17/03/2016
So for an R rating it needs forced swearing?
aran Emerald Sparx Gems: 4040
#8 Posted: 04:45:42 17/03/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
So for an R rating it needs forced swearing?

think i saw a bag of chips smoke a blunt in the trailer
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#9 Posted: 04:51:14 17/03/2016
Quote: aran
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
So for an R rating it needs forced swearing?

think i saw a bag of chips smoke a blunt in the trailer


And a bun shaped like female genitalia. I admit, that made me snicker.
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#10 Posted: 04:52:30 17/03/2016
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: aran
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
So for an R rating it needs forced swearing?

think i saw a bag of chips smoke a blunt in the trailer


And a bun shaped like female genitalia. I admit, that made me snicker.


Ten bucks says they have weird hot dog sex.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#11 Posted: 05:30:34 17/03/2016
I...

If they're really excited about being chosen...how in the **** did they not know about being eaten?..That's...really...odd..

IDK, this kinda puts a Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon vibe in my mouth, I don't know why..
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#12 Posted: 07:28:48 17/03/2016
Initially I thought it was a porno.
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#13 Posted: 07:30:11 17/03/2016
Quote: whirlwind fan
Initially I thought it was a porno.



Sick mind you have there smilie
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#14 Posted: 08:17:12 17/03/2016
Quote: whirlwind fan
Initially I thought it was a porno.


I won't be surprised if it turns into one.
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#15 Posted: 10:38:06 17/03/2016
I'M AN ENORMOUS SETH ROGAN FAN AND THIS LOOKS GREAT.

I'm not kidding I'm very excited for this. Looks hilarious.
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#16 Posted: 10:52:10 17/03/2016
If someone wanted me to go see it with them, I'd probably go, but otherwise, no.
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#17 Posted: 11:15:35 17/03/2016
Soooooo, I can die now right?
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#18 Posted: 12:57:56 17/03/2016
i hate everything goodbye
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#19 Posted: 12:58:54 17/03/2016
Didn't watch the trailer, but judging by the thumbnail, I have four things to say about this...

BURN IT WITH FIRE!
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#20 Posted: 16:08:08 17/03/2016
Quote: Drawdler
The entire script was leaked supposedly and I read it which was a huge mistake today was a ****ty day I should not have read that

I kinda like the concept but from the script it seems like it has so much unnessicary gratuitous **** and little else going for it


I have the link to it if anyone wants it. I was gonna post it here but its a bit too NSFW.
It has just as many "hot dogs = dick, buns = butt/vagoo" jokes as you'd expect for a Seth Rogen comedy about hot dogs.
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#21 Posted: 16:11:40 17/03/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: aran

think i saw a bag of chips smoke a blunt in the trailer


And a bun shaped like female genitalia. I admit, that made me snicker.


Ten bucks says they have weird hot dog sex.


Twenty if there's a threeway with that bagel/donut.
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#22 Posted: 16:37:39 17/03/2016
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Spyro Fanatic


And a bun shaped like female genitalia. I admit, that made me snicker.


Ten bucks says they have weird hot dog sex.


Twenty if there's a threeway with that bagel/donut.


i peeked at the script and there's a big food orgy so it's more than just that. you're welcome
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#23 Posted: 16:48:51 17/03/2016
this looks funny
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#24 Posted: 17:02:41 17/03/2016
The food actually smokes weed in this ****ing movie.

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I give up.

EDIT: There's more.

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#25 Posted: 17:40:25 17/03/2016
Vietnam War flashbacks, stereotypes, tons of sex jokes, you name it. It's all here...

I regret reading the script now.
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#26 Posted: 17:58:46 17/03/2016
LET THE SAUSAGES SAY ****
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#27 Posted: 18:16:53 17/03/2016
Quote: Big Green
Quote: Spyro Fanatic
Quote: StriderSwag


Ten bucks says they have weird hot dog sex.


Twenty if there's a threeway with that bagel/donut.


i peeked at the script and there's a big food orgy so it's more than just that. you're welcome


I just got to the giant food orgy, can confirm.

EDIT:
Now they're killing humans. What the **** were they on when they made this film? Oh wait...
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#28 Posted: 18:28:08 17/03/2016
It's not my style of comedy so I wasn't planning on watching it, but now that I know Michael Cera is involved, unf.

I really don't think stuff like this is funny though. Who's the market for this? Like, who genuinely thinks this is funny?
It's edgy 13 year old comedy that no 13 year olds are going to be allowed to see.
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#29 Posted: 18:34:08 17/03/2016
Oh man I saw the Know Your Meme entry being featured and thought 'huh so someone saw Deadpool's sucess and hopefully will follow that!'. How wrong as I. Guess it's easier to make edgy the hedgy than actually good immature humor.
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#30 Posted: 18:40:44 17/03/2016
Quote: Bumblebunnii
It's not my style of comedy so I wasn't planning on watching it, but now that I know Michael Cera is involved, unf.

I really don't think stuff like this is funny though. Who's the market for this? Like, who genuinely thinks this is funny?
It's edgy 13 year old comedy that no 13 year olds are going to be allowed to see.


Bumblebunnii gets it.

Quote: Bifrost
Oh man I saw the Know Your Meme entry being featured and thought 'huh so someone saw Deadpool's sucess and hopefully will follow that!'. How wrong as I. Guess it's easier to make edgy the hedgy than actually good immature humor.


Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call any of this humor.
It's really just gratuitous gore and dick jokes, but not the kind Deadpool had. It's jut... bad, really.
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#31 Posted: 20:20:17 17/03/2016
Hah, I was watching this trailer just last night. I'm totally watching this!

At first glance, I thought "Ahh, this animation looks nice as a play on Foodfight but 1000 times better. This is going to be adorable!"

One minute in, my hand was on my mouth and my eyes went wide.
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#32 Posted: 20:29:44 17/03/2016
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#33 Posted: 20:44:59 17/03/2016
What the... This looks very silly, but not bad. I will not watch it, but I will keep a eye on it.
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#34 Posted: 20:52:24 17/03/2016
This is horrible.
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#35 Posted: 20:55:46 17/03/2016
I'm all for adult animated films, but following a formula of that of Family Guy with a mix of King Star King. I've never seen south park so I don't know much about it.


I think a good way to do adult cartoons is to treat the audience like their age, I guess..
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#36 Posted: 20:59:30 17/03/2016
NO NO NO!

EVERYONE STOP!

THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOOOOOOLD!

SETH ROGAN IS THE BEEEEEST!
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#37 Posted: 23:57:59 17/03/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
YES YES YES!

EVERYONE IS RIGHT!

THIS MOVIE WILL BE GARBAAAAAGE!

SETH ROGAN IS AN UNFUNNY MANBABY!



Fixed.
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#38 Posted: 00:24:21 18/03/2016
Quote: Bumblebunnii
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
YES YES YES!

EVERYONE IS WRONG

THIS MOVIE WILL BE HAMAAAAAZING

SETH ROGAN IS AN HILARIOUS GINGER JEW!



Fixed.


Fixed
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#39 Posted: 00:28:40 18/03/2016
This is...
wow
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now its time to get funky
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#40 Posted: 03:50:40 18/03/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
NO NO NO!

EVERYONE STOP!

THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOOOOOOLD!

SETH ROGAN IS THE BEEEEEST!


You're just biased because they're finally making a movie about your kind.
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