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Post your best Yo Mama jokes here! [CLOSED]
night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#1 Posted: 00:53:27 01/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the road. I walked up to her and asked "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving."
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HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#2 Posted: 01:10:45 01/02/2016
Your mama is so ugly, uh, it effects her self esteem.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#3 Posted: 01:26:15 01/02/2016 | Topic Creator
No joke will ever beat mine.
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Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#4 Posted: 01:29:16 01/02/2016
Yo mama so old she still makin yo mama jokes.
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somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#5 Posted: 01:38:18 01/02/2016
There is no need to tell a yo mama joke as you are more of a joke as she is the reason for giving birth to the best joke in the whole world.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#6 Posted: 01:41:23 01/02/2016
you should just ask your mom for a joke

because the last thing that came out of her was one.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#7 Posted: 01:47:09 01/02/2016
you mama so stupid she birthed you
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#8 Posted: 01:49:45 01/02/2016
Yo mama so 2008, she made a yo mama joke.

I didn't come up with that, by the way. That was someone else on here. I think it was JStar?
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#9 Posted: 08:54:24 01/02/2016
Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked through a hall of mirrors, it shattered.
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^ You all know it's true
Starlight_Shine Yellow Sparx Gems: 1100
#10 Posted: 09:15:13 01/02/2016
Yo mama's so fat that, when she jumped in the ocean, the little Japanese guy screamed, "TSUNAMI!"
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#11 Posted: 09:19:41 01/02/2016
Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat the Milky Way.

Yo mama is so old, she was a passenger on the Mayflower.

Yo mama so hairy, your dad had to buy her a dog licence so she could leave the house.

Yo mama so fat, she bit a hole in New York because she heard it was called the Big Apple.

Yo mama so poor, even rats won't go near her house.

Yo mama so ugly, The Crypt Keeper refused to date her.

Yo mama so short, she skis on piles of sugar.

Yo mama so stupid, she planted a penny and tried to grow a money tree.
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willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#12 Posted: 16:09:25 01/02/2016
Yo mama so fat, that when I was having a Star Wars movie marathon, she walked in front of the screen and didnt completely pass by until the end of Episode VII.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 17:41:33 01/02/2016
this is a bad topic
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#14 Posted: 18:21:35 01/02/2016
yo mama so stupid she was okay with the condom breaking

but we're not
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