darkSpyro

you thought it was over, that he was dead. Muhahahahaha! You were so wrong!

chapter 1
So goats were playing in a tree when one of them saw a time machine.
:goat: Baaa, I will turn this time thing on.
WOOOOOOOSSHH!
:goat: BAAAAA!
Gaul appeared
time to die, Grime!
:gruk: my.....name....is....Gruk.
SHUT UP!
Just then, the goat fell on Gaul.
OW! My spleen!
:gruk: Huh?
I'm going home! I'm sick of bleeding!
:gruk: Bleeding?.....Huh?
Gaul somehow walked off.
:goat: Holy Baa! What happened?
:gruk: Huh?
:goat: Oh, hai. Want to be friends?
:gruk: Okay........sure.
:goat: Cool! Do you like frozen yogurt? Or nachos?
:gruk: Yeah.
Just then the goat exploded!
BOOM!
:gruk: Oh noes!
Just then rynocs appeared!
:gruk: Double oh noes!

end of chapter one!
Please comment!

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chapter 2
That was the best kung fu movie ever!
so cool!
:gruk: Spyro.........rynocs!
Holy crab cakes! Your right!
:gruk: And......a...goat.....exploded.
Good for you!
lets torch them!
(awesome fighting sceane)
The temple is saved! And Gruk is safe to live another day! CRUD!
Good for you!
:gruk: huh?
Woah, I feel kinda weird, I think I'm having a vision.
good for you!
Spyro faints.
In Vision land....
:voice: S-s-Spyro, the temple is not s-s-safe.
what do you mean?
:voice: Every thousand years, the s-s-sun charges his lazor.
so?
:voice: He'll shoop da whoop the world away!
Oh.....crud.
Just then Spyro woke back up from his vision!
Guys, were not safe! We have to chill out the sun!
Good....for...you.
:gruk: Retard.
You shut your face!

end of chapter 2!

lol,lol,lol,lol!!!!

this is funny and good plz do more

Quote: Lavagolem

you thought it was over, that he was dead. Muhahahahaha! You were so wrong!

chapter 1
So goats were playing in a tree when one of them saw a time machine.
:goat: Baaa, I will turn this time thing on.
WOOOOOOOSSHH!
:goat: BAAAAA!
Gaul appeared
time to die, Grime!
:gruk: my.....name....is....Gruk.
SHUT UP!
Just then, the goat fell on Gaul.
OW! My spleen!
:gruk: Huh?
I'm going home! I'm sick of bleeding!
:gruk: Bleeding?.....Huh?
Gaul somehow walked off.
:goat: Holy Baa! What happened?
:gruk: Huh?
:goat: Oh, hai. Want to be friends?
:gruk: Okay........sure.
:goat: Cool! Do you like frozen yogurt? Or nachos?
:gruk: Yeah.
Just then the goat exploded!
BOOM!
:gruk: Oh noes!
Just then rynocs appeared!
:gruk: Double oh noes!

end of chapter one!
Please comment!

This is so noobish I love it.

Spyro2008 you always call things and people LIKE ME!!! noobs cut it out

Quote: Spyro2008

Quote: Lavagolem

you thought it was over, that he was dead. Muhahahahaha! You were so wrong!

chapter 1
So goats were playing in a tree when one of them saw a time machine.
:goat: Baaa, I will turn this time thing on.
WOOOOOOOSSHH!
:goat: BAAAAA!
Gaul appeared
time to die, Grime!
:gruk: my.....name....is....Gruk.
SHUT UP!
Just then, the goat fell on Gaul.
OW! My spleen!
:gruk: Huh?
I'm going home! I'm sick of bleeding!
:gruk: Bleeding?.....Huh?
Gaul somehow walked off.
:goat: Holy Baa! What happened?
:gruk: Huh?
:goat: Oh, hai. Want to be friends?
:gruk: Okay........sure.
:goat: Cool! Do you like frozen yogurt? Or nachos?
:gruk: Yeah.
Just then the goat exploded!
BOOM!
:gruk: Oh noes!
Just then rynocs appeared!
:gruk: Double oh noes!

end of chapter one!
Please comment!

This is so noobish I love it.

HEY! I'm about to be a green sparx! NOOB!

chapter 3
Somewhere in the desert.
:gruk: Can....we...get....ice cream?.....I'm......so....hot.
No, we have to go and stop the sun.
:gruk: But...ice cream.
But, shut up.
We're here.
Allready?
:gruk: Where's.....here?
The ninja temple, I trained five years as a ninja.
Good for you!
Concubine, Idiot, wait here.
WHAT!
:gruk: I'm....a....concubine.
Later.
And like that, Spyro walked off.
:gruk: What's....a....a....con.....shoot...I...forgot.
You would, wouldn't you.
Meanwhile at the ninja temple.
:ninja: Spyro, what brings you here?
I need to stop the sun from killing everyone.
:ninja: Ah, I think I can help. Take my spaceship I keep around for crazy reasons.
Cool!
Meanwhile, outside the temple.
And the bus travels on wheeles.
:gruk: Wow....what's...wheeles?
Well when Happycat got a dohnut, he stuk it on invisible bike, then...
Everybody in the rocket!
Okay, good. I almost turned into a lolcat.
:gruk: Good...for...
Shutup!

The end of chapter 3!
Chapter four will come out some other time! LOL

btw, just watch.

chapter 4
So what now, ninja-face?
We go into space.
That's lame.
You're lame!
:gruk: Guys...where...did...we...get...this...rocket?
Shudup.
:gruk: Be...nice.
Last one in the ship is ape droppings!
As you would have gussed, poor Gruk was last.
:rocket: Next stop, SPACE!
(Awesome flying scene)
Hey, did that spaceship just talk?
Durr!
:gruk: don't...make...fun...of...me!
So this is space, huh?
No, it's Gulp's Overlook, OF COARSE IT'S SPACE!
Woah. Chill out.
:voice: HAHAHAHHAH!!!
:gruk: Look!
:the sun: At long last, my guests arrive. Please, make yourselves at home.
You can't use that line!
:the sun: So, you want to fight?
Sure I'll fi-
:the sun: Well you can't. You have to pass my challenges first!

The end of chapter 4

Hey guys, just so you know, Chapter five is going to be in four parts.
P.S. if you want to know what the sun looks like, he is an orange, glowing sphere with sunglasses and a mouth( if you have yotd he's in the cloud level on the part whit the sun seeds).
P.S.S. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!